I wasn't always a Smurf
Penmerryl's Sophie RIDSH
"I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was"
The ignore list is my friend. It takes 2 to argue.
"If Harry Potter had a little sister, she would be at the Magical Pony School!"
That seems like an unnecessarily cruel description- don't they know that Harry's parents died before they could have another child!!
More seriously though, I loved books like this when I was a kid, I bet it's great!