WHAT??? Tired of not being able to hear through that nasty ear wax? We've got a solution
You've fallen and you can't get up? Attach the Keeper to a string. Simply lick and stick it to any nearby phone receiver. Keep string around wrist so in an emergency accessing receiver is just a tug away. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Hey and look here... As a bonus you get a second Keeper. It an absolute must for all you tampon wearers. Come on girls...tired of losing that silly string? There's no gay man to lend you a hand (that's all they'll be lending you after all)? Then never fear...the "keeper" is here
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TB Mom:
Come on girls...tired of losing that silly string? There's no gay man to lend you a hand (that's all they'll be lending you after all)? Then never fear...the "keeper" is here<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is your nursing infant driving you crazy AND giving chapped sore nipples at the same time? Well ladies, hook those keepers up to the Mr. and in no time you too can enjoy the freedom of going to ride your horse (have to keep this horse related right?)
OR tired of your pasties falling off while working the Pole at Stringfellows? Well these handy keepers truly ARE keepers, just suction them on and whirl the night away - your thong will be bustin' with crumbled $20's in no time!
(Okay can it GET any cheaper than this?) TB MOM and Heineken - I can't breathe I am laughing at you guys so hard!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by goobs:
your thong will be bustin' with crumbled $20's in no time!
OMG OMG OMG
Wait, Now there's the Peeper Keeper
Take this handy device wherever you go. We've glued 2 Keepers together added a small motor and look what we've got.....Husband always out of town, no boyfriend, and nothing to do on Saturday night. Keep your Peeper in Tip Top shape. REQUIRES 2 AA batteries, some adult assembly required. Keep out of reach of children
Obviously it can get worse but to keep it horse related, my mare would love one of these
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spunky:
One of my friends is an ER physician & a woman came in after leaving one in for a whole week . . . I guess it smelled pretty bad!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]
Oh. Disgusting. Ick Yuck Puke.
I would be so grossed out emptying that keeper thing, what, do you rinse it off in the sink???? ICK!
I am picturing it at a horse show.....ewwww....
"If you can't convince them, confuse them" -Dr. Seuss
You can't have everything. Where would you put it all?
Trying to be a well informed consumer I again logged on to the "Keeper" site to get the skinny. And I quote..."Many of our customers have found that trimming the stem to around 1 cm (1/2 inch) provides them with a better fit. This has enabled them to wear The Keeper lower in the vaginal canal where the muscles hold the cup in place. " EX-SQUEEZE ME? As if having a rubber plug in that area is comfortable?..I don't think trimming anything would make it more bearable. Leave it to the French (they're the inventors)
And to answer your question BlueGreenBlue you simply rinse and reuse..kind of like a Bounty paper towel.
Disclaimer: To anyone who enjoys this method of containment, I apologize for offending you and will no longer add any derogatory comments..Period.