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  • FENTON!!!!!!

    An amateur video shot in Richmond Park, London last week, gone viral in the last 24 hours.
    Horse or dog or just animal ownership in general summed up in 47 seconds.
    Caution: May induce hysterical laughter. Some mild blasphemy.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

  • #2
    Originally posted by BigMama1
    Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
    GNU Terry Prachett

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    • #3
      At first, I thought he was yelling SATAN!!!
      "Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." --Dwight D Eisenhower

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      • #4
        Reminds me of a horse that I cannot catch for the life of me at our ranch. He is a 6 million year old retired WP gelding that does a beautiful show jog just fast enough to keep his halter out of reach. If you start to jog, he will do a show lope. There is nothing more infuriating than being outrun by a WP horse
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        • #5
          Thanks for the chuckle of the day.
          Don't let anyone tell you that your ideas or dreams are foolish. There is a millionaire walking around who invented the pool noodle.

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          • #6


            I also thought he was calling "Satan" initially!!

            Perhaps he should change the dog's name to Satan after that?
            Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
            W. C. Fields

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            • #7
              Cute video, but the four-leggeds aren't equines... so we're going to move this to menagerie board...

              Mod 3

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              • #8
                Ah, my old back yard...

                My house in London backed onto Richmond Park. I used to keep my horse right near one of the gates and rode in there every day for years.

                I saw much the same scenario one summer Sunday afternoon--the deer took off through a patch of long grass. Suddenly, in front of them, these two heads popped up out of the undergrowth. Fortunately the stampeding deer parted like the red sea around the couple who I would guess would be thinking twice about kanoodling in the park in future.

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                • #9
                  RIP Sucha Smooth Whiskey
                  May 17,2004 - March 29, 2010
                  RIP San Lena Peppy
                  May 3, 1991 - March 11, 2010

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                  • #10
                    Did anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme song playing in their head watching that?
                    Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.

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                    • #11
                      Funny on one hand ... on the other hand, infuriating.
                      “Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.” Stephen R. Covey

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                      • #12
                        That's hysterical!
                        Proud owner of a Slaughter-Bound TB from a feedlot, and her surprise baby...!
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                        • #13
                          My new favorite dog vid...

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by arabhorse2 View Post
                            Did anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme song playing in their head watching that?

                            Apparently so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStDR4pz9uI


                            One of the better parodies:

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFppcyRMRM4

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                            • #15
                              Loved that video. Just hysterical.
                              ETA: Hope everything was okay with Fenton afterwards - I am assuming that he wouldn't have posted the video if it hadn't ended well. I work on recalls but unless I am in a fence I honestly keep dogs on leash because I always worry that they might get a wild hair and I wouldn't be able to catch them and they'll be lost or hit by a car or shot or or whatever. So I'm sure it was terrifying for Fenton's master.

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                              • #16
                                The giggle from the cameraman at the end summed it all up
                                Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.

                                The Grove at Five Points

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                                • #17
                                  It was pretty clear that the traffic came to a screeching halt when the herd of deer (and Fenton) went hurtling across the road.

                                  JESUS CHRIST!!!

                                  I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry

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                                  • #18
                                    I can so relate to that Even just thinking about the Fenton clips gets me giggling stupidly now...
                                    where am I, what day is it, am I still having a good time?

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                                    • #19
                                      FENTON!!!!!!!!!!!


















                                      FENTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                      • #20
                                        I want it as a ringtone!

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