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  • This. Is. Hysterical! Enjoy!!

    For those of you who haven't seen it yet...

    "The Ultimate Dog Tease" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

    Make sure your speakers are on! I've watched it probably 20 times and I'm still laughing every time...
    The ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak....

  • #2
    AAAWWWEEEEEEEEE
    Originally posted by BigMama1
    Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
    GNU Terry Prachett

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    • #3
      Well done.
      Here is another amazing dog video:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6nQs2xyyDU


      This sweet story is making the rounds of dog people right now:

      ---"We don't know who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service.

      Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:

      Dear God,

      Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.

      I hope you will play with her. She likes to swim and play with balls. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.

      Love, Meredith


      We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.

      Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith' in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.' Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:

      Dear Meredith,

      Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away.

      Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

      Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you. I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much. By the way, I'm easy to find. I am wherever there is love.

      Love, God"---



      When we are talking dogs, there are as many passionate people out there as when we talk horses.
      All animal lovers.

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      • #4
        That was FREAKING GREAT!! I love it
        Draumr Hesta Farm
        "Wenn Du denkst es geht nicht mehr, kommt von irgendwo ein kleines Licht daher"
        Member of the COTH Ignorant Disrepectful F-bombs!*- 2Dogs Farm

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          #5
          Bluey that just made my night. Thanks!
          The ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak....

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          • #6
            Thanks so much - too funny. I never send out mass joke/video emails as I find them totally annoying. Well, everyone will be annoyed with me today because I send it far & wide. Thanks for the am. laugh.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bluey View Post


              This sweet story is making the rounds of dog people right now:
              That's actually quite a few years old http://www.snopes.com/glurge/abbey.asp

              Still love the story though
              If wishes were horses then beggars would ride...
              DLA: Draft Lovers Anonymous
              Originally posted by talkofthetown
              As in, the majikal butterfly-fahting gypsy vanners.

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              • #8
                Bluey, your post (dear God letter post) caught me in a mushy moment. Hopefully no one comes into the office and wonders why I am crying!!

                It's been my theme today. *sigh* NPR ran a Mother's Day story about a mother who was diagnosed with cancer and subsequently passed away, and I was completely bawling on my drive in.
                DIY Journey of Remodeling the Farmette: http://weownblackacre.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by HydroPHILE View Post
                  That's actually quite a few years old http://www.snopes.com/glurge/abbey.asp

                  Still love the story though
                  I didn't say how old it was, just that it is a good dog story.
                  Righ for Mother's Day.

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                  • #10
                    this dang thread made me watch it again...for like the 20th time in 2 days....LMAO

                    I bet I will watch AGAIN! It def made my night last night... freaking great I tell ya
                    Draumr Hesta Farm
                    "Wenn Du denkst es geht nicht mehr, kommt von irgendwo ein kleines Licht daher"
                    Member of the COTH Ignorant Disrepectful F-bombs!*- 2Dogs Farm

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                      #11
                      Nootka you WILL watch it again, and again, and again...


                      and you will laugh EVERY time.

                      :-D

                      (don't ask me how I know this... lolol!)
                      The ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak....

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