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  • It Was Bound To Happen Sooner Or Later!

    Is this anyone we know?
    The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
    Winston Churchill

  • #2
    It's not me.

    I can tell because there is no surprise appearance by the local Brownie troop.

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    • #3
      So glad I closed that youtube video before someone walked into my office and saw it....

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      • #4
        Oh, I do think that was made up on COTH a few years ago... I can't remember who that clever poster was...

        Mistyblue, do you? Geek? Coreen? Anyone?
        ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
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        • #5
          Whoever it is owes my boss a new computer here at work- mine is destoyed!
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          • #6
            Come on COTHers, who wrote this? It's killing me.
            ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
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            • #7
              Not me--some damn WE Energies guy always walks in!

              Kim
              I loff my Quarter horse clique

              I kill threads dead!

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              • #8
                I don't think it was a Cother that wrote that sheath cleaning song.

                A Cother wrote a Teat Cleaning Song to the same tune, can't remember who though and it's not showing up on a search.

                And Amwrider wrote this song:
                To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"....

                If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
                If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
                If it's hanging and you see it
                Grab it quick it's time to clean it
                If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands.

                If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
                If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
                If it's peely and it's crusty
                And the smell is kind of musty
                If it's peely and it's crusy pick it off

                If his weenie has a beanie dig it out
                If his weeny has a beanie dig it out
                If his weiner has a beaner
                Pull it out and he'll be cleaner
                If his weenie has a beenie dig it out

                Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
                Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
                It's a job that's kind of kinky
                And now your hands are really stinky
                But he's happy and you know it wash your hands.
                You jump in the saddle,
                Hold onto the bridle!
                Jump in the line!
                ...Belefonte

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                • #9
                  Misty, LOL... I love that one!

                  I know we can figure this out!
                  ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                  *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
                  *Frodo '03 Anglo Trakehner Gelding*
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                  • #10
                    Not me.

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                    • #11


                      Misty, so glad you dug that up-priceless!

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                      • #12
                        I dunno. I thought I remembered reading it somewhere on CoTH. Here's a link to a Favorites thread that has a ton of parodies, but not the sheath song:

                        http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=35708

                        It is titled "Part II" and I have not yet found "Part I", which most probably contained both the sheath and teat songs. I'll keep looking.....
                        Incredible Invisible

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                        • #13
                          Quin rocks!! Thank you. I'd do it too, but I have been trying to post pics and cross posts on other BBs about a pup that needs a home. Thank you!
                          ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                          *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
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                          • #14
                            I'm almost positive I read the song on COTH first, but I couldn't find it on the search.

                            ETA: excellent video .
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                            • #15
                              klmc, me too. I swear it, maybe it was a link to that video. I do not know, but I know I heard it here first.
                              ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                              *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
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                              • #16
                                That is just.... priceless.
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                                • #17
                                  Could someone just post on youtube and ask if she belongs to COTH? Thinking this might be the easy way but i'm not on youtube.

                                  P.

                                  ps. very good songs !
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                                  • #18
                                    Frank B, what in the heck were you searching for on youtube to find that?

                                    Actually, don't answer the question. I don't want to know!!!

                                    "We need a pinned ears icon." -MysticOakRanch

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                                      #19
                                      I started with one of the videos referenced on the Off Topic forum, then began following the related videos. Try it sometime. There's no telling where you'll wind up.
                                      The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
                                      Winston Churchill

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                                      • #20
                                        Frank, I have done that too... I have been shocked at what youtube has related to the original video.
                                        ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
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