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  • #21
    I love "An App For That" too.

    I always thought it would be funny to have horses with car names. I have a Chevy already, I'm thinking of naming my other horse Pontiac (he came with the name JJ, and I'm just not crazy about those initial-J names)...I just think car names make great horse names. You can have a whole "fleet". hehe

    Funny, considering I don't really like initial-J names (like PJ, TJ, etc) I somehow ended up with 2 horses that both had those names--Chevy was originally named TJ. lol Just don't tell Chevrolet...

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    • #22
      Originally posted by leilatigress View Post
      There is a lovely gray app/paint cross with two black spots on his right leg and his name is LookieIgotspots. Barn named Lookie.
      Where are you located? I knew a registered app gelding (sold out of the barn I used to be at in Houston) with this name, but he was 1/2 arab, 1/2 app and a really odd, gray-ish color. Big blaze. Not a real big guy. Sweeeeeeet boy.

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      • #23
        I owned a little bright solid chestnut registered Appy mare whose breeder was obviously expecting a blue roan foal--her name on her registration papers was New Shade of Blue.

        I called her Ruby.

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        • #24
          A friend of mine had a filly that reared and came down with her hoof on his forehead, leaving a jagged scar. He named her "Lady Voldemort"
          www.kentuckysidesaddle.com

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          • #25
            Originally posted by Bluey View Post
            There are also many good cutters with the Chex name.
            There is Instant Chex, that was by SR Instant Choice by Docs Hickory.
            You're right, cutters.. lol. That's what happens when you look at both alot

            I like a lot of the Dunnits names. Found some good ones with Pepto.

            Pepto (imo) is a "pinky" red roan. (google and there are millions of pictures of him).

            Peptoboonsmal (dam Royal Blue Boon by Boon Bar) is so fitting. Great names there. Picka Patcha Pepto is one i will never forget.

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            • #26
              My mare's sire was Say Amen so the breeder named my mare Say Grace, I just call her Gracie for short!

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                #27
                Originally posted by see u at x View Post
                I've been tossing around show names for my new buckskin gelding, Ham. He certainly lives up to the name Ham, because he's a total goofball! While it isn't as "in your face funny" as the ones above, I'm considering calling him "Buckingham" something or other, as a play on both his color and his barn name. I do call him "The Hamburglar" fairly regularly, so a huge part of me really wants to have his show name be "Buckingham Burglar," but my friend keeps telling me that it's too long.
                Buckingham, it works so well for a Buckskin! Love it!

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by HeartofGlass View Post
                  I love "An App For That" too.

                  I always thought it would be funny to have horses with car names. I have a Chevy already, I'm thinking of naming my other horse Pontiac (he came with the name JJ, and I'm just not crazy about those initial-J names)...I just think car names make great horse names. You can have a whole "fleet". hehe

                  Funny, considering I don't really like initial-J names (like PJ, TJ, etc) I somehow ended up with 2 horses that both had those names--Chevy was originally named TJ. lol Just don't tell Chevrolet...
                  Ferrari is the name of an arabian colt by Enzo. Marcedes is another (by Marwan Al Shaqab.. so Mar instead of Mer).

                  Found Sirius Trouble.. has a daughter She Loves Trouble lol.

                  Rockette N Roll.

                  Found an Arabian named Barb Wire.. (interesting.. we always say horses will injure themselves on anything.. but can you imagine injuring yourself on your name? Well, if anyone can, it's a horse lol).

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                  • #29
                    My Perch X mare came from Canada (probably a PMU baby), her coggins across the border was Floe, (EW!) and then her new owner named her Beauty (shes black.. how corny) so then we got her and made beauty french since she came from Canada.. Belle!
                    We had a tough time between 2 show names. But we settled with "Just-A-Bit Drafty". But we were close to picking NightMare in NH. (get it black mare... and it WAS a nightmare getting her! Locked Keys in car, flat tire, trucking guy cancelled on us leaving us in NH for a day, Owner lost her coggins, etc.)

                    My friend in college always wanted her first racehorse mare to be named LostUrMarbles..
                    Proud owner of Belle- 17.2h PerchxTB-wannabe dressage horse & Fayah 14.1H arab-trail horse extroidinaire!

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                    • #30
                      Ooops! Looks like someone made a little mistake with their post!

                      Eventaholic, you can delete the whole thing, but copy it first so you don't have to retype it when you post it as a new thread. Any problems, just alert a moderator and they'll help you out. Ask me how I know!
                      "My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." ~ Jack Layton

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                      • #31
                        Friend had a solid chestnut foal one year: No Chrome Jerome
                        "And I will be an embarrassment to all
                        Who have not found the peace in being free
                        to have a horse as a best friend."

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                        • #32
                          My filly's name really pales in comparison - "UBERMARE" (Ubby for short).

                          We have "MAma Mare" (her mother) and "Ze WunderMare" (real name Wunder) so what we were supposed to call Mama's daughter??

                          Even worse (and I did realise this after I registered her with the WB society) her breed name is Solstice Sekhmet - or SS for short. Really goes with the "Ubermare".

                          As an aside, Solstice is our farm name and Sekhmet is the lioness goddess of war of ancient Egypt. Her dam ("MAma mare") is out of a "WarHawk/Battle Wagon TB dam-line descended mare. Her sire "Uraeus" is the royal cobra of ancient Egypt. (He is better known as "Braego" from Lord of the RIngs. She is also his last foal as he underwent full ventral surgery for colic before she was born.)

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                          • #33
                            Albeit - I do love "Happyandyouknowit" with her stable mate "Clapyourhands" - these are real TB race names in NZ.

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                            • #34
                              My old appy mare had the registered name Skagit Boots (Skagit is the name of the county where she was foaled), the stud was Here's Da Judge. The baby was named "Judge's Sno Boots" I thought it was cute.
                              Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert

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                              • #35
                                I know of a QH named " Virtually a Chicken"

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                                • #36
                                  probably related to "Rooster". A lot of Gallo Del Cielo's foals have chicken or rooster in the name, because his "barn name" is Rooster. Awesome stud!!!

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                                  • #37
                                    Had a TB colt named Good Value and a successful racing Stallion whose name is "better Than Bonds"

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                                    • #38
                                      We've had several foals that we've named:

                                      Major gomanitsakop - out of a Gasohol mare.

                                      Majors Dun Painting - dun paint

                                      Majors No Jazz Jingo - a solid bay Paint that was missing the "jazz"


                                      I always wanted to name one "Out of Control". I can just hear them announcing it at an event. And here's Nancy riding Out of Control --- again.


                                      Nancy!

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                                      • #39
                                        I know a dun pony named "Nicely Dunn".

                                        There was also an Appy we used to show against named Pepsi Surge... I always really liked the name.
                                        Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

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