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  • I can't believe no one has brought up the misuse of "myself" that we hear and read all the time. As in, "Please call Jane or myself." Or even worse, "Jane and myself were there." Oy vey, indeed! But I hear this all the time and it's DRIVING ME CRAZY.

    Myself is a reflexive pronoun, meaning it reflects back to the subject of the sentence. Would you say, "Please call myself."??? Of course not. If it's "Please call me," then it's "Please call Jane or me."

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    • The "spaded" thing gets me, too. I'm a vet tech, and it just makes my teeth itch to ask "Is your dog spayed?" and hear "Oh, yeah, Doc spaded her when she were jes a pup."

      I also inquire as to vaccination status and hear that "Doc gave her that distemperment shot when he spaded her nine years ago. No, we ain't never bin back to the vet, 'cuz she ain't been sick."

      Another completely unrelated one, of which my old trainer was guilty? The use of "petition" for "partition." As in "He won't go in the trailer unless you move the petition over."

      Well, hell, let's sign a partition and make it happen!

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        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by egontoast

        so is Toof a word, then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        It is when you are from somewhere like deep down 'bamer or 'ginya or such.

        Used properly in a sentence:

        "Dang! She shore is purdy. And what a purdy smile - she even gots most of her toofs still."

        Shore Is Purdy

        Two Toofs
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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Beezer:
          She has been known to call chestnuts (as in on the legs) acorns ("Well, they're nuts"); a twitch goes by the name of tweezers;<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

          Ahhh, mothers.... Mine has coined the following phrases:

          "Six of one, dozen of another"

          "Are we really going to forge that stream?"

          calling a rental car a "U-Hertz-It"

          Telling my sister not to throw another log on the fire, late in the evening when we were all about to go to bed, because "that stuff doesn't grow on trees"......

          Its amazing I can even put full sentences together, having grown up in that environment.

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          • Egontoast, alot is not a word; it is two.

            Just for the record, there is no such word as alot(at least not yet). "Alot" is the misuse of the two-word phrase a lot. These are both words and are a perfectly grammatical way of saying the same thing.

            Lot is a noun that means "a number of associated people or things" or "a large amount," among other definitions given by the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.

            (Also rhymes with the transitive verb allot, which means "to parcel out" or to "apportion by lots.")

            See:
            Lot

            You CAN have a lot of horses. You CAN'T have alot of them.

            Beezer, yes there is a new (present) Icelandic language. All languages are constantly changing, which is why Old English sounds like a foreign language (to me, anyway), and why someday we will probably give in to "alot" and recognize it as a word. After all, "lot" was spelled h-l-o-t in Old English.

            [This message was edited by hansiska on Jun. 25, 2003 at 09:09 AM.]

            [This message was edited by hansiska on Jun. 25, 2003 at 09:10 AM.]
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            • Motherism for race horse hay- "alfa-alfa"

              Another pet peeve- "notary republic" for notary public"

              Janet
              chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle, and Brain
              Janet

              chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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              • nevermind... I'm retarded.
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                • Now you got me thinking! (scary, huh?) I don't think I've been to a wedding where they did say "til death do we part". That doesn't sound correct. Funny the way the right word usage (hee-hee) will sometimes sound wrong.

                  And thanks Mrs Mouse for the definitions, I really had no clue about 'discrete' and that made the whole story unbelieveable

                  Sing Mia Song; too funny, you have the slang down perfectly.

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                  • I think "till death do us part" is okay as it is. Think about it, if you altered the order of the words, you'd say "till death parts us" not "till death parts we."

                    Saying "till death do we part" means "we'll part until death"--something perhaps many married couples should have done, but not their intention!

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                    • Merry, as much as the idea of the "spaded" female dog drives me up a tree, it's nothing compared to when they want to get the MALE dog spaded... Really? Can I watch that operation?

                      But newkuler still takes the cake.

                      Call your village. Their idiot is missing...
                      Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                      • How about when people write "wa la" instead of "voila" or say "jewlery" instead of "jewelry?"

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                        • Yes, it means until death parts us so 'us 'is correct.

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                          • When confronted with an irritating situation a friend of mine used to say, “That really gravels my butt.” Her unique phraseology always brought back memories of hitting the brakes too hard and sliding off my bike onto the side of the road.

                            I tend to get hung up on the “void vs. devoid: thing. If void is “empty of” then shouldn’t de-void be “full?”

                            Clearly I’m spending too much time on the internet… which really gravels my husband's butt.
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                            • One of my favorite phrases was said to me by a patient in the OB/GYN clinic when I was a medical student.

                              I was doing the routine history and physical exam and asked the patient about her prior medical history.

                              Apparently, she had long suffered from fibroids of the uterus. Her recollection of the name of this condition, however, was that she had "fire balls in her Eucharist".

                              [This message was edited by Whistlejacket on Jun. 25, 2003 at 11:03 AM.]

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                              • Ok, now atht my sides and cheeks hurt from laughing and my co-workers think that i'm nuts, here are my peeves...

                                1. I have 2 saddles - both are black - 1 CC and 1 dressage...I ride with one lady (50 or so years old) who insists that BOTH saddles MUST be dressage saddles because ONLY dressage saddles can be black...anything else is brown...

                                2. I know that you have already gone over this, but the thoroughbred vs. purebred really bother me when it is a so called horsey person who asks me "What sort of thoroughbred do you have?". If it is a non-horsey person I am more than happy to explain, but if it is a self appointed expert.....grrrrrr

                                3. Broude Mare vs. Brood Mare...I have even seen Boude Mare.

                                The foal and pony thing is truely priceless!!!!!

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                                • Okay. Someone answer me this:

                                  If an angry, depressed, frustrated person can be "DISGRUNTLED", shouldn't the opposite state of being be "GRUNTLED"? The prefix "dis" implies the reverse or lack of something.

                                  So the days when I'm feeling fine I'm what? Gruntled?

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                                  • I hope I'm not repeating my post - I'm new here as a poster, and am having trouble - I am hitting some button that I shouldn't be.

                                    Neighbor: "Has your mare had her gelding yet?"
                                    Me: "God, I hope not."
                                    Neighbor: "You know what I mean, has she had her baby yet - you were expecting a gelding, right?"
                                    Me: "God, I hope not."

                                    I then defined everything I could think of - foal, mare, filly, stallion, colt. Her response: "Fine. Well, just let us know when the stud is born." Right.

                                    Background, if you think I'm being petty: They are horse owners who I'd call weekend warriors - horse used infrequently, very hard, and any problems (90% owner caused) are cured by beating and screaming the horses into submission. They also believe they are naturals at horsemanship, can't believe how working with horses comes so easy to them, esp. considering how little time they put into it. Have even offered to "help" me if I need it, esp since some horse problems can only be solved by men. I am not kidding.

                                    And they continue to tout this, despite obvious signs to the contrary, like when I had to tack up one of the horses, as they were for some strange reason having trouble getting him saddled (came to find out later that said horse was avoiding the screaming, and then being beaten for not standing still for the saddle). The horse was a trembling mess - I did get him saddled (horse was just VERY scared, but very kind).

                                    BTW, I will never help them again, however, because I believe the horse was in even more trouble after I left. Anyway, my point is that I am not as harsh if people mean well, or are trying.

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                                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SillyHorse:
                                      I can't believe no one has brought up the misuse of "myself" that we hear and read all the time. As in, "Please call Jane or myself." Or even worse, "Jane and myself were there." Oy vey, indeed! But I hear this all the time and it's DRIVING ME CRAZY.

                                      Myself is a _reflexive_ pronoun, meaning it reflects back to the subject of the sentence. Would you say, "Please call myself."??? Of course not. If it's "Please call _me_," then it's "Please call Jane or _me_."

                                      _SillyHorse
                                      ~ Incredible as it may seem, my life is based on a true story._<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                      This is one of my biggest pet peeves, too! I hear it everywhere. Myself is only used if the person speaking happens to be both the subject AND object of the action. "I hit myself."

                                      Another big pet peeve - "I graduated college." No, you graduated FROM college. If you graduated college, then you are the person who made the decision that the academic year should be graduated by semesters.

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                                      • One thing that absolutely makes me grind me teeth is when writers confuse "reign" with "rein".

                                        I swear everytime I read "so and so picked up the reigns" I begin to shriek silently, "It's REIN, REIN, R-E-I-N, you dolt! Turn off the ******** spellchecker and look at what you just wrote. How the heck are you gonna pick up the reign of anybody? Lift the Queen on your back and go for a walk?"

                                        And these are respected journalists in high-brow newspapers.

                                        Jeeesh.

                                        Nina

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                                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Merry:

                                          If an angry, depressed, frustrated person can be "DISGRUNTLED", shouldn't the opposite state of being be "GRUNTLED"? The prefix "dis" implies the reverse or lack of something.

                                          So the days when I'm feeling fine I'm what? Gruntled?

                                          <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Gruntled used to be a perfectly good word. Now "obs.".

                                          Found this using google:
                                          "The "dis" of disgruntled is not the same as the "dis" of "dismayed." It means "completely", and "gruntled," just as it sounds, is an old word that means "grumbling." "

                                          Janet
                                          chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle, and Brain

                                          [This message was edited by Janet on Jun. 25, 2003 at 12:46 PM.]
                                          Janet

                                          chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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