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There is NO SUCH WORD. ARGH.

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  • How about this, heard tonight at my neighbour's eighth-grade graduation:

    Neighbour: "Where is everyone?"
    Twit: "I think they're in the libary"
    Me, muttering under my breath: "Grrr...it's library..."

    Proud Member Of The Canadian Clique
    Proud Member Of The Canadian Clique

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    • Hey, my almost three year old loves to go to the LIBARY for his summer reading camp.

      If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
      how come nothing is free yet?

      Help control the pet population- Spay and Neuter your pets!

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      • After moving to Hong Kong I became aware of how badly some people mix up tenses and words... not an excuse for native speakers, but for foreigners, yes. That's not why I posted this though-

        My HUGE pet peeve is when someone claims to actually know something (and is a TRAINER!)... but then you get an email from this person and realize that the level they have said someone rides doesn't exist nor does any of the vocabulary used fit in with anyone who has done anything except read and attend a few NH clinics! (Oy vey, huge run on sentence there!)

        I'm guilty of using effect/affect and there/their incorrectly, so it's not like I'm perfect- but I do have this thing with incorrectly used tenses and contractions.

        For contractions- Take away the ' and see if the two words fit in with the sentence.

        You're horse was really good today is really You are horse was really good today but should beYour horse was really good today.

        I'm off my high horse for now!

        Dressager
        You can't dance and stay uptight
        You don't throw a whole life away just because its a little banged up - Tom Smith

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        • One of the girls at my barn, age about 35, who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, has been telling just about everyone her latest problem:

          "Rumbletumble Arthritis".

          (should be rheumatoid arthritis). She truly believes it is called rumbletumble arthritis. Bless her heart

          >^.,.^<
          ~~Linda

          *~Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.*~
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          You can't have everything. Where would you put it all?

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          • Whenever my sister-in-law visits El Ranchito she'll utter at least one remark about how all our horses wear "boot bells."

            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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            • Other ponderings:
              1. Female dogs who are "spaded"
              2. Horse show stewards referred to as "stewarts"
              3. I cannot bring myself to use "disrespect" as a verb, as in, "How dare you disrespect me!" I know, it's now legal in the dictionary. But I missed the memo.
              4. Neucular
              5. "Trolling" when someone means, "trawling," as in, "Bufford has to trawl for dates at the local roadhouse." He does not "troll" unless he's hitting on misshapen dwarfs who live under bridges.

              Wow. This rant is so unlike me. What was in that lemonade I drank with dinner?

              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
              "I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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              • Merry, I swear he does it deliberately. It's nu-clee-er, NOT NUCULAR. As in, "we've found absolutley no evidence that Iraq had any kind of a nuclear weapons program."

                Any person given the power to be able to fire the damn missles off ought to at least be able to pronounce the word correctly. As
                "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Merry:
                  Wow. This rant is so unlike me. What was in that lemonade I drank with dinner?
                  <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Only in public on the BB, m'dear. Only public on the BB. Trust me here, you rant with the best of 'em.

                  Rumbletumble arthritis! I LOFF it! From now on, that is what I have!

                  ***Dear Sam: All I really want for my birthday is FLYING LEAD CHANGES!!***
                  Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                  • oh *high fives* on the "Nucular" thing...really bugs me...and "confimation"...really turns me off.

                    I have a question...if F-E-C-E-S is pronounced "FEE-sees", then why isn't F-E-C-A-L pronuonced "FEE-sul". I mean really, shouldn't it be "FEE-sees and FEE-sul" or "FEE-kees and FEE-cul" at least for the sake of continuity???
                    Just food for thought
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                    ~Jilltx~

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                    • Okay, got one close to Nuclear. I'm a Realtor, but many refer to my job as a Realator. I somehow earned an extra syllable. :P
                      For the feces/fecal thing - a c followed by an e becomes a soft c. Followed by an a it's a hard c. It's easier to just call it poop or doody.

                      Equine Crash Test Dummy
                      You jump in the saddle,
                      Hold onto the bridle!
                      Jump in the line!
                      ...Belefonte

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                      • Of course, what Merry and I have failed to mention is that our very own, dear QHSM is the queen of "Huh?!??!" statements.

                        She has been known to call chestnuts (as in on the legs) acorns ("Well, they're nuts"); a twitch goes by the name of tweezers; pretty much everything eventually becomes a "doohickey" or "thingiemabob"; and, in the most recent QHSM-ism, she was going on and on about how she read that horses were being hurt stepping in holes left by "prairie rats."

                        Merry and I about bust a gut when we realized she meant prairie dogs.

                        ***Dear Sam: All I really want for my birthday is FLYING LEAD CHANGES!!***
                        Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                        • Ohhh and yes for those of you wondering...

                          -"Starfish" are "Sea Stars"(they are not fish)
                          -"Octopuses" is the CORRECT term for plural members of this creature (it is improper to place a Latin plural on the end of a Greek root as in "Octopi")
                          -There is no such thing as a "Brontosaurus".
                          -"Anemone" is not pronounced "AMEM-o-nee"

                          -Mares do not get "folded"
                          -Colt is a male foal, not a young horse of either gender

                          -"Y'all" is the CORRECT spelling for the term, not "YA'll" ha ha ha ha

                          Just FYI
                          =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
                          ~Jilltx~

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                          • I don't have anything to add except to say thanks for the laughter after such a bad day!! I have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard!

                            I love this country!!
                            www.foxlairponies.com

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                            • Two Toofs;

                              re: the link to the spork info, what does 'discrete' mean?

                              You must be that which you wish to become. ~Ghandi~
                              Everything is questionable except my love for this horse...

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                              • Pippi, discrete/discreet is one that I was fixin' to axe someone, so I axed Beezer that question a few weeks ago.

                                BTW, we did an INTERVIEW with a pretty-up-there candidate who otherwise was stellar, but she said "Let me axe you about the job..."

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                                • And Beezer done did answer what Coreene axed!

                                  ***Dear Sam: All I really want for my birthday is FLYING LEAD CHANGES!!***
                                  Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                                  • I thought the (technically) proper plural to 'octopus' was 'octopodes'?

                                    Then again, I found Greek a dreadful little language, give me my Latin any day!

                                    -Albion

                                    'O lente, lente currite noctis equi' - Ovid

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                                    • Original Poster

                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pippi:
                                      Two Toofs;

                                      re: the link to the spork info, what does 'discrete' mean?
                                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      Hey, I didn't write it - I just found the link.

                                      Two Toofs
                                      (formerly - but still - NDANO)

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                                      • I thought Spork was the guy on Star Trek.

                                        It's been said but 'out of' the stallion is one that bugs me, especially when you see it on a breeder's website.

                                        "Utilize"- Why do we ever need that word? Use "use'.

                                        I thought 'alot' was a word.


                                        so is Toof a word, then?

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                                        • This is another of my pet peeves, but I figured the dictionary would explain it better than I could.

                                          Discrete: Constituting a separate thing. Consisting of unconnected distinct parts.
                                          Defined for a finite or countable set of values; not continuous.

                                          Discreet: Marked by, exercising, or showing prudence and wise self-restraint in speech and behavior; circumspect.
                                          Free from ostentation or pretension; modest.

                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                          "The parts were separate and discrete from each other."

                                          "He was discreet about the affair."

                                          Makum sense?

                                          *****************

                                          He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
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                                          Book: If you take advantage of her, you\'re going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Firefly

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