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There is NO SUCH WORD. ARGH.

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  • Apropos of nothing (except perhaps non horse people who make mistakes), I am reproducing a cute poem I just read in a local magazine called The Bluegrass Post:

    CLIP AND CLOP

    Clip and Clop looked just like twins
    And they each had four feet.
    They slurped when they drank water
    And they'd slobber when they'd eat.

    Why, they were just the same size
    And their manes hung on the right.
    They'd both wake upin daylight
    And they'd both sleep at night.

    They walk beside each other.
    They took one step at a time.
    They'd always traveled side by side
    Clip clopping right in rhyme.

    I couldn't tell the difference.
    Those horses looked so much alike.
    I always got them mixed up.
    I could never get them right.

    But then I saw a difference
    When I studied them right good.
    I discovered that the black one
    Pulled more than the white one could.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I CAN spell, I just can't type and I am too blind to proofread InfoPop's teeny tiny font.
    "He lives in a cocoon of solipsism"

    Charles Krauthammer speaking about Trump

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    • Amature

      Janet
      chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle, and Brain
      Janet

      chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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      • I hate "alright." I know it's not really wrong and I try to bite my tongue when I see it, but please -- alright is not all right!

        Ahem.

        On the horsey subject. Is "crop" as a verb generally accepted? And "bucked" as in, "That horse bucked me! I'll crop him if he does it again!" They both sound dreadful to me and I cringe when I hear them...maybe I'm just sheltered?
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        • And then when there IS such a word but you never hear it pronounced that way: years ago, in London, on the Mall after Charles + Di's wedding. This lady be-bopping next to me and screaming "Oh, hooray, hooray!" And saying "hooray" in an exceptionally elocuted way. I say. Oy vey.

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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frugalannie:
            Oh man! I stand corrected again. I wasn't sure if it was busted, broaked or broken. Thanks for straitening me out.

            For real, the only way I can remember when to put an apostrophe (see, if I type slowly enough I can spell!) in "its" is to recall that his or hers doesn't have one.

            And what about that endangered species, the adverb?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

            In the interest of good fellowship, I will let the "straitening" go for today. But tomorrow, it will be remarqued upon......

            Am I the only oldie to still have to recite the little ditty "the possessive 'its' never splits"?

            Do not get me started about the demise of the adverb. Has the suffix "ly" disappeared forever?


            And, since starting to read this thread, I just came across a sale ad (or is it 'add"?) It was a display ad with a picture and everything and it was in a horse magazine:

            THOROBRED MARE FOR SALE.


            AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            I CAN spell, I just can't type and I am too blind to proofread InfoPop's teeny tiny font.
            "He lives in a cocoon of solipsism"

            Charles Krauthammer speaking about Trump

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            • "Equitate."
              Oh, really?
              Before Risk-Averse Rider calls me on it, I'll admit to having used it. Hopefully in an ironic way, but prolly not.

              "No, he really is a Thoroughbred."
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              • And then there was the one who said her horse was a Thoroughbred Warmblood, which to her meant purebred warmblood, which I was of course already having a problem with.

                Lily, amen on the "add" thing. After all, we're not reading "addvertising," si?

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                • This isn't grammar-related, but it seems to fit.

                  I know a girl who tells me that she used to "teach show jumping" when she lived out west. She wanted to know if I wanted to go with her to take a second look at the 16.5 hand Arabian she was considering buying. He wasn't broke, but she thought she'd try riding him before buying.

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord Helpus:

                    DMK, I see that this thread has taken off and is already 6 pages. I assume that somewhere in the next 4 pages someone has taken you to task for the above 3 sentences. But I wanted to add my 30 lashes with a wet noodle, and I will after I stop laughing.

                    Embetterment. What a good word.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    I must confess, 'twas not I who invented these words. But I lay claim to "assembling" them...

                    PS - I treated my two cases of Georgebutt this evening. And said goodbye to anther pound of hair...

                    Call your village. Their idiot is missing...
                    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                    • Oh, I have one...

                      A friend tells me she is claustic. I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out what she meant.

                      Turns out what that she meannt is claustrophobic. She never uses that word, though... just "claustic".

                      Gotta love the English language! It changes daily.

                      Oakleigh

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                      • Guilty as charged for using "alot".
                        My old employer had a real twisted tongue. Moot points were mute points. Warrenton was Warrington, etc. And she'd lived 20 minutes from "Warrington" for over 8 years!!
                        Of course, the dubious benefit of having a bookish education (i.e. I voraciously read whatever I could get my hands on) means that I am often pronouncing words wrong, never having heard the correct way of saying them. Talk about embarrassing!!

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                        • ROTFLMAO at this thread!

                          I can't believe nobody has mentioned the improper use of the word "rode."

                          As in, "It's been a long time since my horse was rode." OR, "It'll be good to get her rode again." I've heard this FAAAAAAAAR too many times from various greenhorns, usually of the western riding persuasion.

                          You RODE your horse. PAST TENSE! And it's been a long time since your horse was RIDDEN. RIDDEN, dammit!

                          OH! And how about those people who say "exspecially." Mostly young people trying to sound "cool." My ex-trainer did that. It drove me NUTS!

                          Some people make me want to give them a Webster's Dictionary and say, "Here, read this."

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                          • [QUOTE]Originally posted by Lord Helpus:


                            I also want to lay claim to a new COTH word, for those of you who do not live over on the Horse Care Board.

                            "GeorgeButt" was officially coined today and has been submitted to the *better* lexicographers for inclusion in their next dictionaries.

                            I am very proud of adding to the English language and hope that "GeorgeButt' becomes a term of general use, much like "Invernessitis" has.


                            Oh my word, LH! WHAT is a "Georgebutt"?? My family's farm manager (as Weatherford knows)was a wonderful gentleman who's name (notice I did NOT type "whose" ) is George Butt. He grew up in the deep south and was with us over twenty years. He was wonderful .
                            June
                            \"The world\'s greatest achievements often happen on the edge of chaos\"

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                            • So ... wait:
                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hansiska:
                              According to my friend Bob, a college professor who specializes in Medieval literature and does things like learns Old Icelandic for fun....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              Does that mean that there is a NEW Icelandic language??

                              Loath versus loathe. Elusive versus illusive versus allusive. Immigrate versus emigrate. And begging the question -- which does not mean what most folks think it means.

                              ***Dear Sam: All I really want for my birthday is FLYING LEAD CHANGES!!***

                              [This message was edited by Beezer on Jun. 24, 2003 at 09:38 PM.]
                              Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                              • Quote from Belladonnalilly:
                                "Well, I would suspect that are some people who don't know anything about horses, just as there are some people who don't know anything about chemical engineering. With attitudes like this in the horse world it's a wonder that any "outsiders" would ever take an interest in our sport. Just my 2cents. I'd be more aggravated with the people who know a little, but profess to know ALOT."

                                You may have missed this one from page 3 by myself:
                                "I meant absolutely no disrespect laughing about the amount of times I have attempted to exlain to people the difference between a foal and a pony. And I will very patiently explain it thousands of times to non-horse people and youngsters. But when someone comes to the barn feeling 'ignorant' about horses and tries to make up for it with a bunch of blatant lies and spewing nonsense...well, I must admit they're usually directed to me who has a wonderful sparring contest with them. All with a big grin and they usually end up friends. I'm cursed with Disney Syndrom, I'm in a perpetually good mood which can be rather annoying to others around me. But to be honest, the last time I had the foal/pony debate with someone it was a person who came to the barn as an 'expert' friend of a buyer looking at a horse for sale. She was rude and nasty to everyone she met and was loudly proclaiming her 'top trainer' status to all. So, I was dragged out of the feed room to take over. }&gt; She first asked if the 15.2h horse was still a pony. (?) I did convince the expert that the horse wasn't for her client, as it had a really bad case of chronic sheath beans, LOL! (that mare still thanks me for saving her!)"

                                I never laugh at people who haven't a clue about horses. But I meet way too many self proclaimed 'experts' who don't seem to know very much. My first post was done jokingly. I wouldn't actually tell someone to 'leave' for not knowing the difference between a foal and a pony. I had assumed the joking tone of the post was obvious. I did not mean to offend, but the light hearted tone of this entire thread is pretty obvious. Also, the typed word does not make the tone heard, so please ask first before assuming someone has an attitude. I'm actually a very happy go lucky person and haven't met anyone I didn't get along with. Considering my age, that's pretty good, LOL!

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                                You jump in the saddle,
                                Hold onto the bridle!
                                Jump in the line!
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                                • Oh ... and perhaps my all-time favorite, overlooked by a co-worker and still causing giggles to this day:

                                  "He was just lying there, balling his eyes out...."

                                  Er, that would would be BAWLING, thank you very much!

                                  ***Dear Sam: All I really want for my birthday is FLYING LEAD CHANGES!!***
                                  Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                                  • I'll be the first to admit I probably mangle horsey-speak on an hourly basis.

                                    * I still have a hard time understanding how someone over 21 can be a "pre adult." And how are "pre children" even possible?

                                    * The thought of "combined children" give me the willies!

                                    * I really thought that several children should have been insulted the day I heard an announcer say "large pony riders, please get ready for the under saddle class."

                                    * And why is it "under saddle" anyway? I spend a lot of effort trying to stay above my saddle!

                                    * To me, a "hack" still implies to me someone that isn't particularly skilled at what they do.

                                    * My trainer still embarasses me with the tale of the day she asked me to reverse and I backed up. But, after all, when you put your car in reverse, it goes backwards!

                                    * It does very little good to remind me to ride "inside leg to outside hand" when I contend that my whole darn body is either inside or outside! Only when I'm standing in the doorway can half of me be inside and the other half outside!

                                    * And I may never, ever, ever live down the day I went to observe my first show and a rider from our barn said she couldn't "find" a particular fence to save her life. I wondered how that was possible--it was right there in plain sight!

                                    But, hey, I feel much better when people laugh with me! What value is my bumbling around in the horsey world without if not comic relief?

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                                    • I love this thread! I teach riding lessons, and our barn also does a few guided trail rides, so I've led a few of those. My most memorable customer so far was the one that claimed he used to work for a racetrack exercising the horses. He talked all the time about the differences between "western" and "equestrian" riding. All I could do was just nod politely everytime he mentioned "equestrian" riding.

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                                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Beezer:
                                        Oh ... and perhaps my all-time favorite, overlooked by a co-worker and still causing giggles to this day:

                                        "He was just lying there, balling his eyes out...."

                                        Er, that would would be BAWLING, thank you very much!

                                        <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                        Now dear Beezer, I know some of the guys you work with, and he may well have been "balling his eyes out."

                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                        "I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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                                        • Yes, but one hopes he wouldn't just be "lying there." It speaks poorly about his skills.

                                          Call your village. Their idiot is missing...
                                          Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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