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  • This one I think is more of a case of fumble fingers instead of misspelling, but it drives me absolutely NUTS when people write "you" instead of "your".

    "Go ride you horse in the arena."

    Makes my teeth hurt!!!

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    • How about the horse-related websites and the stallion video literature that come with complimentary typos/mispellings? Hard to overlook sometimes....

      Boy, I could make money proofreading for these people!
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      • At work the other day, a woman said "Why won't you CONVERSATE with me"



        conversate??

        ouch.

        Laura
        Laura

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        • One of my big pet peeves: people saying a horse is "out of" a stallion, as in "my horse is out of Secretariat."

          It's easy to keep straight, people! Horses literally come "out of" their dams, while the studs just stand "by"!

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          • Well, guess I'm the only one here who really doesn't care how someone expresses themself. My brain (such as it is!) nor my "teeth" hurt - guess I am in the minority.

            So long as I know what they mean, or are trying to mean - so what? LIfe is far too short - & can be far too ugly - to dwell on this stuff.

            My body is a temple - unfortunately, it's a "fixer-upper".

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            • Think I've been guilty of the "effect/affect" horror at times. My apologies for my past transgressions and for any future ones.

              "B***h in training"
              \"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E

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              • My pet peeve?

                It's temperAment, folks. Not "temperment."

                Also, how about (and I hear this too much, unfortunately): "My mare had a girl colt last night."

                "I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning to sail my ship."
                -Louisa May Alcott
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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Just My Style:
                  _Irregardless_ of what you all say, I have a 14.4 pony. Now I am _fixin'_ to go ride him. (You know that "fixin'" is a helping verb.) I hope I don't get _bucked_.

                  If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
                  how come nothing is free yet?

                  Help control the pet population- Spay and Neuter your pets!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  That's alright - if'n you git bucked, we'll just carry you off to the veteranary. Cast'll prolly fix ya'up.

                  ...For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Luke 6:38

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                    Oh my jeebus.....conversate can most often be heard used by the same types who use conformated. Drives. Me. Batty.

                    And easy4, I know exactly where you are coming from on pilphrim!!! I used to read a site where that self-proclaimed t second-coming-of-Monty Roberts ex-spurt used the made up word all the time. What is worse, is that for years no one called said 'spurt on the word! When someone finally did and an answer was basically forced out, it was quietly and quickly admitted by said 'spurt that she "coined" the word. (read: made it up to sound smart). In preparation for her impending fame, I'm certain. Just say lean on the bit for the love of Pete! Don't get me started with that one......

                    Two Toofs
                    (formerly - but still - NDANO)

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                    • How about this one:

                      "After treating her with antibiotics for a week, Nickers was asymptotic, and the vet said I could start fixin to ride her."

                      Life is short; make fun of it.
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                      • My trainer uses the word "re-remember." It's not a real word, but somehow peculiarly appropriate in the context in which she uses it, that is, she remembers something, then forgets it, then re-remembers it.
                        "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                        • Laura, I can top conversate: COMBINATE. One of my co-workers used that the first time I spoke with her, and I've never looked at her the same way!

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                            Gotta admit with all my passion against conformated and conversate, things like "fixin' to" don't really bother me. Seldom are these folks being pretentious, mostly just speaking with a colorful local "flair". However, words like anyways when spoken by an adult send me into seizures.

                            And any greenies out there that might be feeling intimidated - speak up if you don't know or understand. Chances are you will understand it better for having it explained to you thoroughly instead of just picking something up without ever having it fully explained (and you might find people that have being doing X for decades who still can't explain why X is done). Find out why! It will make a better horsemen out of you in the long run.

                            If you are of a tender age, those yaks that will try to make you feel foolish are usually the ones that are saying things like conformated and if they were as certain as they put on about their knowledge, they wouldn't have to try to demean you for being green. I love it when people take an interest in my discipline and ask questions - even horsemen experienced in other disciplines who run into mine (racing) and it's like a whole other world (I'm sure I would feel the same if stuck me in a show barn). Usually ends up being fun conversation.

                            I've been around horses for quite some time, and there are still things I don't know how to do. If I need someone to explain something to me, I just say "Hey, when it comes to ______, I'm greener than grass. What the heck are you talking about?"

                            Two Toofs
                            (formerly - but still - NDANO)

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                            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Just My Style:
                              Irregardless of what you all say, I have a 14.4 pony. Now I am fixin' to go ride him. (You know that "fixin'" is a helping verb.) I hope I don't get bucked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              Oh, my JMS, he's not 14.4, he'd be 13.7!

                              I've really heard people do that, too. 15.4, 16.5, I mean, really now. &gt;D

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                              No locker room speeches, no play books. No contracts or free agents. Not even a word spoken between teammates.

                              Doesn't that make the greatest of all team sports?
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                              • Love those visitors to the stable that say "I used to have a horse, he was 19 hands tall. I rode him in gymcanters."

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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistyBlue:
                                  Ack! RolexH - I get that all the time too from the Edgaars! (Edgar = Equine Deficient General All Around Retards)Am I a jockey? Ummm, yup. I race my WB all the time. She is, however, so slow I can usually hop off and run ahead of her! I get a lot of "Is your horse a TB, an Arab or a Clydesdale?" Apparently the only 3 breeds in the world to an Edgaar. And the all-time worst?
                                  "Ooo, look at the pony!"
                                  "No, that's a foal, not a pony. That one over there is a pony."
                                  "Why does that pony not have it's mother with him?"
                                  "Because I think he's roughly 35 years old which means his mom is dust by now."
                                  "His mom died? Who's gong to raise him until he gets big, like the other pony?"
                                  "Nobody is going to raise him, he's full grown. The other one isn't a pony and will grow bigger."
                                  "What's wrong with the first pony that he won't grow anymore?"
                                  "NOTHING IS WRONG WITH HIM! He's a freaking pony! Ponies stay short, foals grow big. Unless they're pony foals, then they stay small."
                                  "Aren't they all pony foals at that size?"
                                  "Forget it! Leave!"

                                  Equine Crash Test Dummy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  Well, I would suspect that are some people who don't know anything about horses, just as there are some people who don't know anything about chemical engineering. With attitudes like this in the horse world it's a wonder that any "outsiders" would ever take an interest in our sport. Just my 2cents. I'd be more aggravated with the people who know a little, but profess to know ALOT.

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                                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DMK:
                                    Yes, but these people rarely have malfeance in mind. I think they just misunderestimated the situation. Truly, they are seeking the embetterment of mankind.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    DMK, I see that this thread has taken off and is already 6 pages. I assume that somewhere in the next 4 pages someone has taken you to task for the above 3 sentences. But I wanted to add my 30 lashes with a wet noodle, and I will after I stop laughing.

                                    Embetterment. What a good word.

                                    I also want to lay claim to a new COTH word, for those of you who do not live over on the Horse Care Board.

                                    "GeorgeButt" was officially coined today and has been submitted to the *better* lexicographers for inclusion in their next dictionaries.

                                    I am very proud of adding to the English language and hope that "GeorgeButt' becomes a term of general use, much like "Invernessitis" has.

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                                    I CAN spell, I just can't type and I am too blind to proofread InfoPop's teeny tiny font.

                                    [This message was edited by Lord Helpus on Jun. 24, 2003 at 06:11 PM.]
                                    "He lives in a cocoon of solipsism"

                                    Charles Krauthammer speaking about Trump

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                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
                                      Love those visitors to the stable that say _"I used to have a horse, he was 19 hands tall. I rode him in gymcanters."_<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      When you asked what kind of horse, was the answer brown?

                                      Two Toofs
                                      (formerly - but still - NDANO)

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                                      • I had too hard a time keeping a straight face to ask the other details. Oh, here's another one of the "irregardless" persuasion: there is no such word as "alot."

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                                        • I know it's not a word, but I LOVE alot! Oh and the midwesterner (which probably isn't a word either) in me loves to end a sentence with a preposition- Where are you going to? Where did she buy that horse at? I always made fun of my southern friend who used fixin' all of the time. I often asked her that if she was going to fix something, would she be fixin'to fix?

                                          If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
                                          how come nothing is free yet?

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