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There is NO SUCH WORD. ARGH.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ponygrl:
    Does anyone else see the irony of this thread being started by two TOOFS,

    hehe.. I giggle about that everytime I click in

    Laura<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Somewhere, waaaaay back yonder , I posted the definition of Toofs. Let's see if this link works. Hey, my relatives hail from Pound, Virginia. What can I say?

    Two Toofs
    (formerly - but still - NDANO)

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    • It just strikes me as uber silly

      At my current job I hear SO MANY "doozy" words. Especially on Texas and Carolina calls.

      Laura
      Laura

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      • Mr. Cloud used to work for a highly educated man who always said "prioritirize" instead of "prioritize." It drove Mr. Cloud crazy!

        And there was an e-mail that went out where I work from the head of the agency. There was a Women's Gathering and some people wanted to share recipes for the food that was served. When the head of the agency e-mailed her recipes out to everybody, she referred to them as "receipts" several times.

        "The power of acute observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
        \"So shines a good deed in a weary world\" - Willy Wonka

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        • drifting cloud, receipts is an old term for recipes, especially in the south. I believe it is Charleston's Junior League who puts out one of those great cookbooks. It's called Charleston Receipts.

          ****
          Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
          *****
          You will not rise to the occasion, you will default to your level of training.

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          • New one, struck me as I was watching someone get interviewed for the local news:

            ". . . if you will". After virtually every sentence. Had no business being there. Sigh . . .

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            • Midge is correct. Receipts always got me.

              Actually, one of my favorite one word changing into another story has to do with the name of a quilt block - called 'the Lemoyne Star'.

              It was introduced (or given a name) in New Orleans - when the pattern migrated up north, they were so overcome with their inability to pronounce 'Lemoyne', they just renamed it 'the Lemon Star'. It's a very pretty pattern & I first saw it referred to as a 'Lemon Star quilt', which perplexed me - when I found out it was *supposed* to be 'Lemoyne', it made a lot more sense.

              Has anyone figured out the mystery of 'suxor' yet?

              'O lente, lente currite noctis equi' - Ovid

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              • Speaking of the local news, it irks me to no end, when people interviewed on the local news refer to EVERY man as a "gentleman". A few examples:

                Spoken by a witness to a crime - "I saw a gentleman enter the store with a gun. The gentleman then shot the cashier and robbed the cash register."

                Spoken by a police spokesperson - "At around 6:30 pm, a gentleman allegedly broke into the woman's apartment and raped her. We arrested the gentleman several hours later."

                ARGH! They are properly referred to as "scum bags"! NOT "gentleman"!

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                • Miss Perfect, that reminds me of a little incident my best friend & I had in court. She had been subpoened (did I spell that right?) to testify against two guys that had attempted to steal her car (and gotten caught red handed)

                  We were talking to the detective afterwards & I referred to one of the car stealers as 'gentleman'. The detective gave me a look & said, 'It's quite all right, you don't have to refer to them as gentlemen.' I rephrased my sentence with the term 'miscreant jackass'. Made me feel better not to have to be polite!

                  'O lente, lente currite noctis equi' - Ovid

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>drifting cloud, receipts is an old term for recipes, especially in the south.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                    Well, I'll be! I have never heard this before. Thanks for educating me!

                    "The power of acute observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
                    \"So shines a good deed in a weary world\" - Willy Wonka

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                    • suxor = that sucks.

                      "gentlemen" -- I wrote an entire paper post-9/11 discussing how in his first appearance Dubya addressed those around him as "folks" and then said (verbatim) "when we find the folks who did this..."

                      So my whole paper was a tirade on what are folks and do I want to be one? The thesis was something like "Due to the events of 9/11 and my newfound fear of impending death I dropped out of college and became a crackwhore"

                      Its hysterical if I might say so and I will email to any interested parties (Its all VERY tongue in cheek, if you have no sense of humor don't bother)

                      Laura
                      Laura

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                      • ROTFLMAO! "miscreant jackass" That's much more appropriate than "scum bag"! Good for you!

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                        • ponygrl, I get that it means 'that sucks' - but where in god's name did it COME FROM? It's not even a contraction or abbreviation.

                          'O lente, lente currite noctis equi' - Ovid

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                          • hmmm


                            ok, well 133t isnt really a common term, its mean by the elite hackers. if a hacker, or haxx0r, is good at what they do they become a 133t haxx0r things can suxor, fuxor, or even roxor.

                            it just is

                            Laura
                            Laura

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                            • oh cripes.



                              thanks for that explination, as much as it pained me to read it.

                              btw, I'd love to see that paper. My email is in my profile.

                              Miss Perfect - considering the circumstances, I thought it was quite appropriate. Yet another reason why I could NEVER be a lawyer who dealt with issues in court - I'd be in hot water all the time for labelling 'such-and-such a miscreant, parasitic jackass'

                              'O lente, lente currite noctis equi' - Ovid

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                              • hehehe, I'm not a computer nerd I just uhh well I wont say what I do with them.

                                Laura
                                Laura

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                                • ponygrl, I want to read your paper. mmcloughNOSPAM@iastate.edu

                                  __________________________________
                                  You put on the leather pants and the pants start telling you what to do. -Bono

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                                  • sent

                                    Laura
                                    Laura

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                                    • But should Ashton's show be "Punk'd" or "Punked"???

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                                      • ponygrl, add me to the list, especially if you figured out if the "folks" are really "evildoers."

                                        dmklinger@aol.com

                                        my goodness, that brings us full circle and right back to my original post on this thread:

                                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Yes, but these people rarely have malfeance in mind. I think they just misunderestimated the situation. Truly, they are seeking the embetterment of mankind.

                                        Still, I think they should be tried and persecuted. I mean, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                        Call your village. Their idiot is missing...
                                        Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                                        • Oh, and one that makes my eyes bleed is "Thanks for the imput." As opposed to, say, oupput?

                                          SillyHorse
                                          ~ Incredible as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

                                          Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.

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