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There is NO SUCH WORD. ARGH.

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  • LOFF this thread.

    I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

    Bumblebee ... you are brilliant! Where did you find that signature line ..
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Bumblebee ... <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"I constantly hear people refer to leaves as foilage. Unless it is a plant made of aluminum foil it is foliage." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Again, ROTFLMAO. Waaaaaay too funny.

    Albion <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Glad to know I was right about octopodes, I think it sounds cooler than 'octopuses', which just makes me think of 8-legged cats" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Waaaahaaaahaaaa.

    Goodness gracious. I never knew CoTH had such erudite posters!

    The adventure has begun...
    KT

    P.S. If I made any typos I have an excuse ... can't find my glasses.
    "For God hates utterly
    The bray of bragging tongues."
    Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders

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    • Correction and Clarification:

      Just got an email back from Bob, my English Professor/ Medievalist friend. I misremembered about Olde and Shoppe!!! They did exist!! However, they were NOT pronounced Old-ie and Shop-pee -- no "ee" sounds on the ends.

      According to Bob:
      "What did NOT exist however, is the 'ye' as the definite article 'the.' The 'ye' in 'ye olde shoppe was always 'the' -- with no 'y'-pronunciation. In fact, 'ye' is the plural second person pronoun 'y'all' ('Oh ye of little faith'). The abbreviation represents the last corrupted form of an otherwise lost letter of the alphabet, the 'thorn' character (looks like 'p' with a stem tha goes further up from the bowl) that represented the 'th' sound."

      I hang my head in shame.... Y'all can whip me with a wet noodle, if ye like. But at least I found out that "y'all" has a longer history than I thought...
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      • I am almost afraid to post on this thread but...
        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JusGallop
        Nope, sadly, Celine asks "Isn't that ironical?" and Alanis asks "Isn't that ironic?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
        The Alanis song is actually "Isn't It Ironic"...

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        • Ok, first I admit that I am a horrid speller and posting on internet bbs has made me lazy - but I have to laugh at a few things I see:

          We have a sign right outside the bank where I work. It hangs over a viaduct to warn people. It says, "Low Clearence - 7'7"" The other side says "Low Clearance - 7'7"". I guess the people putting up the signs didn't notice the difference.

          In our breakroom we have a sign that says, "Please do not dispose of food, straws, plastic WEAR or coffee grounds in the sink." Once I get past the "plastic wear", I have to wonder who is trying to put this stuff down the sink!!!
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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lotsospots:
            How about when my friend's horse "floundered"? She refused to be corrected on that one!

            If it was easy, it wouldn't be fun. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

            Is that the condition when the horse goes *SPLAT* on it's side and one eye travels over to the other side?!

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            • [QUOTE]

              On the posts about "Olde Shoppe," this reminds me of a business establishment in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan (a tourist town if ever there was one), at which are sold T-Shirts and other such tourist shittery, named -- get this -- "Das Gift Haus."

              Most of you folks with warmbloods probably have some rudimentary German and understand that this translates in pidgin German to "the poison house." Isn't that positively QUAINT!?
              QUOTE]

              HAHAHAHAHA

              I'm rolling off my chair laughing, because I'm from Sault Ste. Marie, Canada (Soo Michigan, tourist town???? Really?!?)

              AND

              A friend of my family owns that store.

              I have no idea where the name came from, and now will have to find out. It's been there for eons....no one even thinks about it anymore, and I don't speak German! HA!

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              • I keep looking at the title of this thread, and thinking ....

                there is a word "Argh", but it's a place name ... the Castle Argh in Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

                or is that the Castle Aaaaarrrgh?

                I think it was actually spelt

                Castle Aaa
                ............aa
                ...............rgh!

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                • Apparently, one year at Annapolis, the diplomas all said "Navel Academy" and no-one noticed until they started handing them out.

                  Janet
                  chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle, and Brain
                  Janet

                  chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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                  • Did someone already post "drug?" People say that a horse "drug" them around. Um, that would more correctly be that a horse had "dragged" them around. That one makes me crazy.

                    "I was drug around."
                    "Her horse drug her around."

                    No, no, no!

                    "I was dragged around the arena by my horse."
                    "Her horse dragged her around the arena."


                    Who in the world started using "drug" as a past tense of "drag?"

                    It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)

                    (Stop the hyphenation of "American!")
                    "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                    • Yanks say "specialty." Brits say "speciality."

                      Another Brit thing that fried my ass was "baked jacket potatoes." Like one is going to boil said spuds in their jackets.

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                      • Coreene

                        That reminds me of a comedy sketch. A guy is at an audition and is given "You say tomato, I say tomato..." to sight read.

                        He proceeds to do it but pronounces all the words the same, getting steadily more confused and hesitant.

                        (It was a John Fortune and John Bird sketch, I think. John Fortune was the one giving the audition.)

                        ****

                        One of my favourite mispronunciations: my friend's declaration that she was marionating the meat overnight.

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                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>One of my favourite mispronunciations: my friend's declaration that she was marionating the meat overnight. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I've got this picture of a hunk o' meat on strings bouncing around dripping garlic, ginger and olive oil... waaaahaaaahaaa

                          The adventure has begun...
                          KT
                          "For God hates utterly
                          The bray of bragging tongues."
                          Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders

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                          • While we're on the subject of words and stuff...

                            HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT (2003 edition):

                            1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has a LIQUID
                            GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
                            2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
                            3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - HE INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
                            4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
                            5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
                            6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
                            7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
                            8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
                            9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
                            10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
                            11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....it is MALE CLEAVAGE.

                            HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

                            1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
                            2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
                            3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
                            4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
                            5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
                            6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
                            7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
                            8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
                            9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
                            10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
                            11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
                            12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

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                            • Hey, in the past couple months of Practical Horseman, the Maddens have been in an ad for Bates saddles - and their barn name is listed as "BACON HILL" Show Stables!

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                              • I couldn't believe my eyes when I read "Bacon" Hill.

                                I've got one of those NY-bred husbands who waits "online, " thinks that Gloucester is pronounced "Glouwster," and insists on saying "ohways" instead of "always."

                                At least I keep my Tidewater Virginia accent in check when I'm sober.

                                And while I'm at it . . . the word is pronounced minUScule, not MINuscule!
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                                • I'm too lazy to scroll through this entire thread, but has anyone posted the recent neologism winners from the Washington Post style section?
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                                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Inverness:
                                    I've got one of those NY-bred husbands who waits "online, " thinks that Gloucester is pronounced "Glouwster," <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    Well, that's not too bad...

                                    Worcestor Massachusetts is "wooster"

                                    Worcestor Maryland is "war-chester"

                                    Man I got some funny looks when I said it the MA way here in MD...

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                                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by goldentoes:
                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Inverness:
                                      I've got one of those NY-bred husbands who waits "online, " thinks that Gloucester is pronounced "Glouwster," <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      Well, that's not too bad...

                                      Worcestor Massachusetts is "wooster"

                                      Worcestor Maryland is "war-chester"

                                      Man I got some funny looks when I said it the MA way here in MD...

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                                      ROTFL! I would have said Glouwster, too (still think it might be right )

                                      One of the funniest regionalisms I've run across, is the place "Carnegie". Here in NY, as in Carnegie Hall, it is said "Carnagie", but when I said that to someone in Carnegie, PA, I was quickly (and rather rudely, I might add) told that it IS said "Car-Negg-ee". I refrained from correcting her.
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                                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Worcestor Massachusetts is "wooster"
                                        <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>On no it's not! It's pronounced "Woostah"

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                                        • I hate it when people say "Oh you ride equestrian". Then I just kind of look at them like they have rocks in their heads & reply "yeah well equestrian is riding". Confuses them every time.

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