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  • Ohhh, I feel so much better now. I got the run around with the VFW people, so I remembered that Pepsi had sponsored part of the event. I called their ad person.
    AHA! That was the ticket. She is an English major, and I think I heard her roll over and groan when I told her about the spelling errors. She said she'd get to the bottom of it, and make sure it didn't happen again. She concurred that it made them look pretty bad......

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    • Let's not forget every French-Canadian's favourite songstress, Celine Dion - and the part of the chorus of one of the songs on her latest album, which asks the one question we'd all like an answer to: "Isn't that ironical"?!?!?!?

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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Speaking of homonyms, there is a roadhouse south of S Pines, NC which specialized in beef and brew.

        The sign outside always said: "Stakes and Beer". <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        Unless they were serving up remainders from the local track.

        I am guilty of using "olde", an affectionate affectation of dear Bumpkin. Both of us are olde enough to remember when this was the accepted spelling.

        Word pronunciation can actually tell you a lot about the family origin of a person. Remember Professor Higgins, same is true in the USA. Once saw a huge thick book about the localized differences of language and pronunciation in the United States. It was really very interesting.

        Ah there I go being geeky again.

        But I must say my biggest peeve, too, is the "Out of" and "by" misuse when talking about horse breeding.

        I will forgive music writers for stretching for the rhyme. Stephen Sondheim is the master of this. When Ms. Dion starts singing Sondheim, perhaps I will listen.

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        • Speaking of editing errors... I have a friend who is a journalist. In his younger days, he wrote an article about a duck calling contest in a small town. It made it past nearly all the editors with a key spelling error that made it a much more explicit contest. The final editor before print caught it.

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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hoopoe:
            I am guilty of using "olde", an affectionate affectation of dear Bumpkin. Both of us are olde enough to remember when this was the accepted spelling. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

            That made me laugh out loud -- touche!

            So, how olde do you have to be to remember when olde was allowed to be incorrectly spelled as olde?

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CrestviewFarms:
              How about when people write "wa la" instead of "voila" or say "jew_le_ry" instead of "jewelry?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

              That one drives me nuts. I can not watch Trading Spaces anymore because they all screw that one up.

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JusGallop:
                Let's not forget every French-Canadian's favourite songstress, Celine Dion - and the part of the chorus of one of the songs on her latest album, which asks the one question we'd all like an answer to: "Isn't that _ironical_"?!?!?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                That's actually Alanis Morrisette.

                I just remembered one that makes me gag. I constantly hear people refer to leaves as foilage. Unless it is a plant made of aluminum foil it is foliage.

                That reminds me is it aluminium or aluminum? I hear both.

                The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
                -- Brian Pickrell

                [This message was edited by BumbleBee on Jun. 25, 2003 at 11:45 PM.]

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                • Nope, sadly, Celine asks "Isn't that ironical?" and Alanis asks "Isn't that ironic?" when really, they both mean "Isn't that coincidental?"...but now I'm getting myself into a tizzy about nothing...

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JusGallop:
                    Nope, sadly, Celine asks "Isn't that ironical?" and Alanis asks "Isn't that ironic?" when really, they both mean "Isn't that coincidental?"...but now I'm getting myself into a tizzy about nothing...

                    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    JustGallop sorry for correcting you. I hoped that since we have about 5 female singers in Canada that they would each be able to come up with their own material. LOL

                    Is it just me or is this thread making everyone paranoid as they type. LOL

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                    • LOL no, it's not just you, I'm constantly checking for proper contractions... don't know anything about the whole latin/greek controversy though.

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                      • Americans say Aluminum, Brits say Aluminium.

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                        • How about when my friend's horse "floundered"? She refused to be corrected on that one!

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                          • Glad to know I was right about octopodes, I think it sounds cooler than 'octopuses', which just makes me think of 8-legged cats.

                            The one phrase that drives me nuts is 'Carpe Diem - Seize the Day!'. Everytime I hear that translation of Horace, my inner classicist goes

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                            • Bwahahahaha!

                              I also hate it when I see "alot"

                              and haxor - bleh. How hard is it to type the "Y" and the "O" along with the "U"? I mean, it's two letters for goodness sake!

                              And Too for Two. Two - one, two, three.
                              Too - Are you coming too?

                              One of my trainer's uses the word "disenglomerated" or something - is that even a word?

                              Oh, and I remember one of my friends mentioning a conversation she had with a farrier who just got out of an agricultural college. He was trying to convince her that flounder was a disease of the foot. She isn't a horsey person, but has heard me talking about founder before, so she asked him if he meant founder - "No it's flounder."
                              Sure buddy, I'll take your word for it, in the mean time, go back to college

                              Now I work at a riding school/boarding stable, and have had to "rescue" a number of horses from dun dun dun...the green adult...*cue screaming* They just don't seem to have the sense that some of the kids do. One example, I had just fed lunch hay, and the ubergreen adults were waiting for the instructor to arrive. They were all tacked up and rarin' to go, but...as I glanced toward them as I was feeding lunch, I noticed one of the schoolie's, tied up, halter around his neck, bridle on, stretching to get some hay that had fallen. I could just see it - horse steps through reins,
                              pulls his head up, can't, since the halter is around his neck and the rope is tied, horse flips out. Naturally his rider was out of sight. So, I come on the scene, and put the halter over the bridle, the rider comes, and I explain why (nicely of course) I changed things. Whew, another disaster averted!

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Beezer:
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Janet:
                                He was a philologist.
                                <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                OK, I give. I know what a philosopher is and what a philatelist is and what a philanthropist is and what a philanderer is and what a philistine is and what a philodendron is and even what a phlebotomist is.

                                But what the heck is a philologist?? Someone who uses (or utilizes ) philo dough?!?!? (And, yes, I _know_ it's filo. I'm just going for effect, here. ) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>A philologist is someone who studies the structure of languages (literally "lover of words"). In his case, ancient Egyptian. Nowadays he would probably be called a linguist.

                                He translated some of the texts in King Tut's tomb. And if you have ever read the Agatha Christie mystery "Death Comes as the End", he translated the texts the book is based on.

                                Janet
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                                [This message was edited by Janet on Jun. 26, 2003 at 01:07 AM.]
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                                chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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                                • I confess I didn't read this whole thread, but it was really hilarious until people got all altruistic around page 2. Cut everyone some slack, very often the people using these terms are people in the industry.

                                  I have seen ads for Belgiums by "Breeders of Belgiums."

                                  Confirmation/conformation is so often mistyped that one almost overlooks it.

                                  The pony/foal thing cracks me up, but I have gotten to where I do not bother to correct anyone about it anymore. Usually horse lay people make the pony/foal statements and their attempts at making conversation should not meet with a know-it-all attitude.

                                  'Round these parts, nothin' wrong with "stud colt." It is "mare colt" that gets one's goat.

                                  One that I am frankly getting quite tired of, especially when spoken by veterinary types (and particularly when announced while an ultrasound probe is in my mare's rectum) is "She isn't bred." OF COURSE she is BRED, you BRED her you fool, 18 days ago ... OH -- you mean, she isn't PREGNANT ....

                                  On the posts about "Olde Shoppe," this reminds me of a business establishment in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan (a tourist town if ever there was one), at which are sold T-Shirts and other such tourist shittery, named -- get this -- "Das Gift Haus."

                                  Most of you folks with warmbloods probably have some rudimentary German and understand that this translates in pidgin German to "the poison house." Isn't that positively QUAINT!?

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                                  • Bumblebee - ACK! You HAD to remind me - Wa La,indeed. The first time I saw that I thought I would gag.

                                    Tannenwald - "The Poison House." LOL! Hey, growing up I had little friends who went to an elementary school named Matanzas - it means slaughterhouse in Spanish. Oh, so many things to say - how to choose the right one......

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                                    • Oh, very cool, Janet, on his accomplishments! Now, calling him a linguist, THAT I get.

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                                      • 1. Reading horse industry job offers...... wage _commiserate_ with experience. Great, you'll commiserate with me??

                                        2. Not a pet peeve, but cute: a young pony clubber's answer to "what is the horse's temperature?" - 100 degrees fair-and-height.
                                        Blugal

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                                        • The "fixin'" and getting "bucked" are regionalisms and don't bother me nearly as much as people who tell you about their horse's bloodlines and that he/she is "out of" X, famous sire! Or how about the people who "must sale" their horses??? Flustrated is another one of my favorites, too. What is happening to the English language?
                                          Edited to include another favorite: "Blue Healer" puppies. Wow! What do they heal? I might need one.


                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Just My Style:
                                          _Irregardless_ of what you all say, I have a 14.4 pony. Now I am _fixin'_ to go ride him. (You know that "fixin'" is a helping verb.) I hope I don't get _bucked_.

                                          If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
                                          how come nothing is free yet?

                                          Help control the pet population- Spay and Neuter your pets!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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                                          [This message was edited by scotchdun on Jun. 26, 2003 at 05:43 AM.]

                                          [This message was edited by scotchdun on Jun. 26, 2003 at 05:45 AM.]

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