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The OFFICIAL Elves' Thread to Harrass, I Mean, Speak to Your Giftee!!

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  • #61
    Originally posted by Carrera View Post
    Me too...
    Hey y'all, relax a little! Emails only came out this morning!
    If I hadn't come to work today, I wouldn't have even SEEN who my giftee was for several days...

    And, as the ever-wise relocatedTX mentioned, not all elves are big posters/teasers (and we already know several who may not have worked out how to get an alter set up yet!)

    (And just for the record, I haven't heard from my elf, either - but it's WAY too early to start worrying!)

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    • #62
      Originally posted by TBlitzElf View Post
      Ohhhhhhh TBLITZ!!!!!!

      I am your elf
      elf rhymes with self

      this is the worst
      elf poem ever

      i cannot rhyme
      i write like i'm blind

      I was doing fine
      until elftolunchbox wrote the lines

      above me on your screen
      i think it was mean
      actually, quite obscene

      to rub it in
      that my poetry is a sin

      an abomination
      of which you will get a ration

      Happy waiting

      Cool! I have a SS who's just as bad at poetry as I am!

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      • #63
        Thank you BeStSSfor me!

        Originally posted by ~BeStSSfor"MR"~ View Post
        "MR's" the name,
        Secret Santa is the game,
        lime green's the favorite color,
        Chagall is like no other...
        Oh my Oh my Oh my!
        What a surprise to hear from my spy!
        Don't think I can rhyme
        At work - not much time
        But WOW what a lucky gal am I!

        Thanks BeStSSfor"MR"! Totally didn't expect to actually see a post for me here! That's an AWESOME surprise!!!!

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        • #64
          Please don't freak out if you haven't heard from your SS! I am having a terrible time setting up an alter and I've even done this before. For whatever reason COTH and my alternate e-mail aren't getting along! Plus,I'm technically supposed to be working right now, not playing elf .
          Already excited about our 2016 foals! Expecting babies by Indoctro, Diamant de Semilly, Zirocco Blue and Calido!
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            #65
            Oh Tarheelmd07 , your wise elf figured out the alter thing and is on the job!
            Woo Hoo. I am so ready to go shopping!
            Ho Ho Ho

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              #66
              Ohhh BB.MooseCow...

              We're going to have to exchange many messages...it's hard for your humble little elf to learn about you when you only have four posts!

              Keep an eye on your PMs...I have questions already!

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              • #67
                Originally posted by ElfToJenRose View Post
                To JenRose,

                JenRose, I am your newbie elf
                I wrote this poem all by myself.
                I know it's bad, I cannot write.
                I try and try to do it right.

                You love hunters, your color's green.
                See? Your elf is really keen.
                I want to make a special box
                Of gifts no other elves will knock.



                Well, I tried to write a poem!
                I think your poetry is WONDERFUL!!
                Animals are not disposable!!!
                http://www.pawsnela.org

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                  #68
                  Fresiancross!!

                  I am glad to say,
                  I am here to stay,
                  being your elf
                  in holiday fray
                  you say you have
                  2 horses to own
                  I assume this means
                  no more (oh groan!)

                  Oh so not a lyrical elf but no fear- I am gearing up this year!!!

                  Look for a PT!!
                  Your elf

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                    #69
                    2jakes, oh 2jakes...

                    2Jakes it took me a while to create and alter,
                    but its secret santa, I knew I couldn't falter!

                    Its that time of year when shopping abounds,
                    Your elf will be starting to make her rounds.

                    Your boy sounds trustworthy and sane,
                    Mine doesn't trail ride unless I want to end up in pain!

                    I have an idea or two, but still a few gaps,
                    I am thinking so hard I need a few naps.

                    Keep an eye on your PM's so I can learn a bit more,
                    I don't want your present to end up a bore!

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                      #70
                      you mean 'welcome to the suck at poetry thread'?

                      Dear Danosaur,
                      Shopping I do O-dore
                      Sorry my poerty can sure be a bore!

                      My your horse is big, but I'm sure he is no pig
                      For he likes colors so his life is never duller
                      I hope he likes treats, hopefully I'll get him some he'll love to greet

                      For sparkles and chocolate I will scout,
                      so you are not left out
                      and I am not hit with a knout

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                        #71
                        Dear SummerStarlett,

                        Hope you're enjoying this holiday season as much as I am....

                        -Your Elf!

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                        • #72
                          Moon River!!

                          Oh Moon River
                          'Tis I, the giver

                          Of Gifts and presents galore
                          We hope you won't find them a bore!

                          No worries about a grinch
                          Because this will be a cinch!

                          So presents will be winging your way
                          On the Postman's Postal Sleigh!

                          Keep your eye on the mail
                          Because we will not fail

                          To make this a great year for you!

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                          • #73
                            To those worried about not hearing from their Santas--I had a hell of a time creating an alter and I have done it before, so maybe your Santa is having problems creating one?

                            I got my giftee and I am settling on the couch with a few catalogs and starting the shopping!
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                              #74
                              So now that I've heard
                              just by your word
                              what your horses need
                              good thing it's not feed!

                              im going to start shopping this weekend
                              before I have to wake up at the crack of dawn to work
                              i'll just have to makeup and try not to be a stingy jerk!


                              okay i was never a good writer, but you get the gist.

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                                #75
                                Yoohoo, PaintTheTown!

                                Having looked at her website, I the devoted elf have a musical message for my giftee.
                                (sung to the tune of "Part of that World" from the Little Mermaid)

                                Look at that store
                                Isn't it neat?
                                Wouldn't you think her collection's complete?
                                Wouldn't you think she’s the girl
                                The girl who has ev'rything?
                                Look at this trove
                                Treasures untold
                                How many wonders can one tack store hold?
                                What do I get for the girl
                                The girl who’s got everything?

                                She’s got saddles and bridles aplenty
                                She’s got halters and lead ropes galore
                                (You want Martingales?
                                She’s got twenty)
                                But who cares?
                                No big deal
                                She needs more

                                She wants be where the people are
                                She wants see
                                Wants see 'em ridin’
                                Ridin’ around on those
                                (Whad'ya call 'em?) oh – hunters.
                                Flippin' your Danskos you don't get too far
                                A horse is required for jumpin', canterin’
                                Strollin' along down a
                                (What's that word again?) trail

                                Up where they walk
                                Up where they run
                                Up where they stay all day in the sun
                                Wanderin' free
                                Wish I could be
                                Part of that world

                                What would I give
                                If I could live
                                Outta this North Pole?
                                What would I pay
                                To spend a day
                                There in the ring?
                                Betcha in DC
                                They can see
                                Bet they don't reprimand their she-elves
                                Bright young women
                                Sick o' slippin (on ice)
                                Ready to ride!

                                I’m ready to shop and to buy great gifts
                                Ask her my questions
                                And get some answers
                                What's her color and does she like
                                (What's the word?) chocolate?

                                Now it’s my turn
                                Won't I just love
                                Love to give her a great pair of gloves?
                                Out of the ice
                                Won’t it be nice?
                                Hey, PaintTheTown!

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                                  #76
                                  Hello genevieveg17!!! Your Elf is here to harass you!

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                                    #77
                                    Yoo-hoo, Timex!!!! I'm here! I'd like to know the color scheme of your house; the colors of your horses; if you ever wear baseball caps; and if you show, hack about, or both.

                                    I have some great ideas.......LOL!

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                                    • #78
                                      I have not even gotten an e-mail telling me who my giftee is yet let alone heard from my elf. Should I be worried?
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                                      • #79
                                        Originally posted by Elf_to_PaintTheTown View Post
                                        Having looked at her website, I the devoted elf have a musical message for my giftee.
                                        (sung to the tune of "Part of that World" from the Little Mermaid)

                                        Look at that store
                                        Isn't it neat?
                                        Wouldn't you think her collection's complete?
                                        Wouldn't you think she’s the girl
                                        The girl who has ev'rything?
                                        Look at this trove
                                        Treasures untold
                                        How many wonders can one tack store hold?
                                        What do I get for the girl
                                        The girl who’s got everything?

                                        She’s got saddles and bridles aplenty
                                        She’s got halters and lead ropes galore
                                        (You want Martingales?
                                        She’s got twenty)
                                        But who cares?
                                        No big deal
                                        She needs more

                                        She wants be where the people are
                                        She wants see
                                        Wants see 'em ridin’
                                        Ridin’ around on those
                                        (Whad'ya call 'em?) oh – hunters.
                                        Flippin' your Danskos you don't get too far
                                        A horse is required for jumpin', canterin’
                                        Strollin' along down a
                                        (What's that word again?) trail

                                        Up where they walk
                                        Up where they run
                                        Up where they stay all day in the sun
                                        Wanderin' free
                                        Wish I could be
                                        Part of that world

                                        What would I give
                                        If I could live
                                        Outta this North Pole?
                                        What would I pay
                                        To spend a day
                                        There in the ring?
                                        Betcha in DC
                                        They can see
                                        Bet they don't reprimand their she-elves
                                        Bright young women
                                        Sick o' slippin (on ice)
                                        Ready to ride!

                                        I’m ready to shop and to buy great gifts
                                        Ask her my questions
                                        And get some answers
                                        What's her color and does she like
                                        (What's the word?) chocolate?

                                        Now it’s my turn
                                        Won't I just love
                                        Love to give her a great pair of gloves?
                                        Out of the ice
                                        Won’t it be nice?
                                        Hey, PaintTheTown!
                                        WOW! I def. have the best elf ever!!!
                                        http://www.theloft-tackshop.com/

                                        http://www.petfinder.com/shelters/MD247.html

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                                        • #80
                                          me have heard none from Elf yet!

                                          still waiting!
                                          *We tolerate behaviors in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.*
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