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The OFFICIAL Elves' Thread to Harrass, I Mean, Speak to Your Giftee!!

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    Aloha ESG!

    Aloha ESG!

    Your elf, it seems
    Has filled her dreams
    With gift ideas all culinary.

    Its not too hard,
    To charge ala card,
    But this thought arose primary:

    What your elf likes first
    You might like, well, worst -
    And your taste buds might find contrary!

    Allergies we fear,
    And I'd hate, my dear,
    If your gift was to land you in the infirmary!

    So cuisines, if you please,
    that will put you at ease
    And make water your glands salivary!

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    • Original Poster

      Paging Hoopoe to the courtesy phone...

      Oh HOOPOE.....

      Check your PM's

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      • Original Poster

        Whistle why you work...

        Heeelllooo my dear!!
        How do you do?
        Just wanted to say good day to you!
        And let you know,
        please have no fear
        your bestest elf is working here.

        I will shop all morning,
        noon and nite,
        for the perfect gives that wont give fright!

        Of chocolate, cheesecake, horse decor too
        to find the just right gifts for you.


        So anyway i'll let you go,
        This was just a tease to say
        HellO!!!

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        • Originally posted by SUGARVFK'sKRINKLE View Post
          Whoa Dude, those eventing elves I hooked up with are lightening fast. Part of the ensemble is in Krinkle's bag

          Got the drift re: sweets, chocolote and loverly smelling lotion and candles...got to join up with some peeps in the confectionary specialty and see what we can whip up. I'm on it...

          Keep your eyes peeled, you'll be hearing from me sooner than you think!


          This is just too much fun!!!!!!!! What a great elf you are!!!!!

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          • OOOOOOHHHHH Hazel!!!!! It's your little Santa !!

            Poetry I can not do!!!!!! No sir, It is no fun!

            But love to shop, I do, so to the tack shop I run.....

            So this morning off I went, shopping till I dropped!

            Bags all full of burgundy & blue, thought they would have popped!

            I sure do hope that you like your stuff, it has been so fun....
            didn't no what to get...up and down the aisles I did run....
            earrings, gloves or nutty cake.....decisions are no fun to make!!!

            So I will just have to get it all......and hopefully you will have a balll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            No more rhyming here for me.....it is surely not my cup of tea....

            but shopping again I will go...... cause I really love it sooo!!!!!

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            • I hope my elf contacts me soon! My needs have changed!

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              • Hazle Elf, a top nomination for the Secret Santa Hall of Fame

                Originally posted by Hazlenut's Secret Santa View Post
                Poetry I can not do!!!!!! No sir, It is no fun!

                But love to shop, I do, so to the tack shop I run.....

                So this morning off I went, shopping till I dropped!

                Bags all full of burgundy & blue, thought they would have popped!

                I sure do hope that you like your stuff, it has been so fun....
                didn't no what to get...up and down the aisles I did run....
                earrings, gloves or nutty cake.....decisions are no fun to make!!!

                So I will just have to get it all......and hopefully you will have a balll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                No more rhyming here for me.....it is surely not my cup of tea....

                but shopping again I will go...... cause I really love it sooo!!!!!
                An Ode to Hazle Elf (to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

                Oh Hazle Elf, Oh Hazle Elf
                Your giving spirit delighteth!
                Oh Hazle Elf, Oh Hazle Elf
                Your open heart goliath!

                As day grow short
                and evening's chill.
                Who can you be?
                No one will tell. (darn!)
                Oh Hazle Elf, Oh Hazle Elf
                Your open heart goliath!

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                • I Think I Just Peed Myself

                  Originally posted by lockemeadowsSS View Post
                  Oh Locke Meadows, soon to be nurse
                  It's your Secret Santa here, but only in verse.
                  I'm busy planning a box of goodies to delight you,
                  And to keep you smiling during clinicals in the ICU.
                  So while you study your anatomy and muck your stalls,
                  and ride your mare, with hopefully no falls,
                  I'll be looking here and there for gifties for you
                  To wish you well and your Oldenburg, too.

                  (ok, I'm a crappy poet, but I swear I'm a better SS.)
                  OMG, I can't stop laughing. I have the greatest SS ever!!
                  (jumping up and down clapping hands)
                  #JusticeForSunshine

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                  • me, too

                    Originally posted by anabug View Post
                    I hope my elf contacts me soon! My needs have changed!
                    I don't need a fancy poem or any witty notes...just let me refresh my little bio as I've changed disciplines recently and it doesn't reflect my new interests!

                    SS- please PM if you're going to go with any discipline stuff. Otherwise, I trust you!
                    sc
                    The Mighty Thoroughbred Clique
                    Freaky Farm Hermit Clique

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                    • Original Poster

                      OlympicDreams04.. I am here.. and there.. Shopping

                      Just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know I am shopping - Not too worry, your elf is here

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                      • Originally posted by TBlitzElf View Post
                        Oh TBLITZ!!!!!

                        Are you behaving yourself?
                        Being good, so your elf

                        Can shop like a fiend
                        You know what I mean

                        And write the worst poetry ever
                        Which is really quite clever

                        Once you get past the horrible-ness
                        And rejoice it will never go to press!

                        Are you EXCITED!?!???! Your elf certainly is!!!

                        I'm certainly hoping Santa will remember to put me back on the NICE list
                        Thanks to a nice weighty bribe
                        Or else I may end up pissed
                        and have to take my truck for a run-down-santa drive

                        Mark discovered the salt block today and ran in fear
                        as the taste nipped his tounge before he bit it back
                        He is watching the roof for Santa's little reindeer
                        and hopefully he won't mug Santa's magic pack

                        Blitz is always a good little child
                        Right now he's taking time off to heal
                        But he wants to get back to riding so he can be wild
                        and I can hold on for dear life until it's time to eat his next meal

                        I decided to waste time to write this kick-ass rhyming thing
                        though exhausted from a day of foxhunting
                        I still can blare my music and sing
                        My neighbors won't care because they're probably drinking

                        Excited? Yes or no?
                        of course I am
                        I'm all ready to go!
                        While you're shopping I go build a dam (right... that makes sense... well it rhymes so it must!)

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                        • Originally posted by SS_OlympicDreams04 View Post
                          Just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know I am shopping - Not too worry, your elf is here
                          Just when I thought I was the lonely little OD04 who's SS had forgotten them.
                          "Gallop as if you were to die tomorrow, jump as if you were to live forever."

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                          • Original Poster

                            Tullyleague, my soon to be gifted,
                            With this poem, your heart shall be lifted.
                            For I will be scouting,
                            So don't you be pouting.
                            Your presents are being prepared.

                            You are very busy,
                            Your life's in a tizzy,
                            Four children can keep one tired.
                            But please don't you fret,
                            The best hasn't come yet,
                            For your Secret Santa is on his way.

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                            • A Poet I Am Not but....

                              My Dearest Elf!
                              Thank you for the awesome poem thing,
                              But please be assured, we really DO like our bling.

                              You are right that I'm down to earth, no doubt,
                              But my pony gets dressed up and he doesn't pout.

                              We usually match our browbands and reins,
                              He wears tassels and hearts and trots down the lanes.

                              Of purple, and hunter, and nice royal blue,
                              Gemstones and silver, we love any hue.

                              Jake(eq) adores all manner of treats,
                              Especially if it includes yummy sweets.

                              My doggy and kitty fur children are Jake(blue) and Bill,
                              A shaved merle Aussie and a white cat who's a pill.

                              The want for not much, they're both a bit plump,
                              The dog likes his squeakies, the cat is a lump.

                              Gosh, I think that's all I can rhyme,
                              So I'll sign off til next time.

                              LOL! THANKS for being such a terrific Elf! Don't forget to change your clock--extra hour of sleep tonight!
                              Lisa, Jake, Jake, and Bill

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                              • Dearest Elf,

                                Please forgive my tardy reply
                                At a 3-day event have been I

                                To River Glen I go each day this weekend
                                to make sure none of the entries must mend

                                You see I am Safety Coordinator for these events
                                So for this weekend, River Glen is where I must pitch my tent

                                But fear not dear elf, I will check in each eve
                                To check if there is a message to see

                                And to my delight there was one for me
                                So thank you for giving me a good dose of glee

                                MY ELF ROCKS!
                                Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who's motto is "I'm not going sober!"

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                                • Original Poster

                                  Oh Jedders!!

                                  I'm happy to say the elves have begun shopping and have already found some GREAT items for you and your crew!!

                                  I have sent you an e-mail, as requested as well!!

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                                  • Originally posted by TullyleagueSS@yahoo.com View Post
                                    Tullyleague, my soon to be gifted,
                                    With this poem, your heart shall be lifted.
                                    For I will be scouting,
                                    So don't you be pouting.
                                    Your presents are being prepared.

                                    You are very busy,
                                    Your life's in a tizzy,
                                    Four children can keep one tired.
                                    But please don't you fret,
                                    The best hasn't come yet,
                                    For your Secret Santa is on his way.
                                    This made my day. Thank you!

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                                    • Original Poster

                                      Oh RegentLion..

                                      Santa is saying it is COLD & windy. Put me in the mood for Christmas! At the farm where my brave steed resides they were putting up the Christmas Lights for the annual display!

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                                      • I'm starting to wonder if I have an elf...

                                        I hope they are shopping too hard to post...

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                                        • Originally posted by spacehorse View Post
                                          I'm starting to wonder if I have an elf...

                                          I hope they are shopping too hard to post...

                                          <sniff>, I feel the same as you.....

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