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  • #61
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by maxiford812:
    You realize that, at the gym, you get on every machine only from the left side. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OMG I thought I was the only one who did this!
    "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." - The Little Prince

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    • #62
      I know I've got problems when:

      (1) I'd rather look at a horse's chest/butt/etc. than a guys...(and I'm 31 and single!)
      (2) I rubberneck badly when driving when I see ANY kind of horse trailer...
      (3) I won an award from work last night for $250 and all I could equate the amount to was...1 month board!
      **Member of the Modified Riders Clique and the "End TWH Big Lick Abuse" Clique**

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      • #63
        I do say "heads-up" quite a bit to non-horse persons.


        [QUOTE]Originally posted by hey101:
        ....my hands were freezing off and the tip of my nose too, and I got to thinking about how all my non-horsey friends think I"m crazy.[QUOTE]

        Hmmm, the same can be said for birders!!!
        The virtual "woodshed" seems the only remedy for willful fools .

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        • #64
          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by maxiford812:
          You realize that, at the gym, you get on every machine only from the left side. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

          good lord, I just realized I do that!
          Ride Mustangs - An American Original!

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          • #65
            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> While walking into your place of employment, you notice a nail on the front steps and instinctively think, "Egads - better pick that up before someone steps on it and punctures a frog!"
            </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
            If you cannot set a good example, at least serve as a terrible warning....

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            • #66
              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by maxiford812:
              You realize that, at the gym, you get on every machine only from the left side.


              good lord, I just realized I do that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

              OMG! Me too!!!!
              I think I do almost ALL of these on a regular basis!
              that's it then, the rest of the world is nuts.

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              • #67
                sheesh, not only am I a weather channel fanatic - because I have to know how to dress for the barn - but I have more typesof horse clothes than anything else combined. Show breeches, white, thin and heavier, for spring/summer/fall shows, several show shirts, 3 stock ties (and I can work none of them), then light pull on breeches for hottestdays of summer, then thin but more substantial breeches for say, 70 degree weather, then thicker for 50-60 range, then polarfleece, then polarfleece lined, plus the pullovers that are full seat. About 10-12 assorted fleece pullovers and sweatshirts (most with horsey themes). Paddock boots laced, pull on, winter boots, heavy lined boots for when it's too cold to ride but there's glop on the ground, leather high tops. I think I own 3 dresses total, and who knows if they even fit right anymore. One pair of nice pumps. No panty hose anymore (did you know if you don't use them for several years the elastic actually decomposes and becomes a powder? Ask me how I know...).

                Oh - and socks! heavy and light boot socks, socks for the winter boots, light socks for the paddock boots...

                tell me this is normal.
                www.specialhorses.org
                a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                • #68
                  I love the silence when we are at a social gathering and someone is bemoaning the behaviour of some other woman.. who compulsively shops, mothers, eats, WHATEVER.. and I say "OMG, she just needs a horse". "She wouldn't have time for that crap if she had a horse to take care of. Or two."

                  I can't help it. I've got most of my other thoughts under control (ie: they don't just come out my mouth at random) but that one, I just cannot seem to get a handle on...
                  "Kindness is free" ~ Eurofoal
                  ---
                  The CoTH CYA - please consult w/your veterinarian under any and all circumstances.

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                    #69
                    Totally do the rubber-necking at trailers on the road.

                    How about... getting annoyed when people schedule once-in-a-lifetime events like weddings or christenings and they conflict with your WEEKLY riding lessons.
                    How about... absolutely positively SWEARING to yourself that you won't buy any
                    more blankets because you have at least 10 per horse, but then you see the latest Tack of the Day sale and immediately whip out your credit card before the thought has even consciously entered your brain.
                    How about... you feel a little "off" and take a sick day, but you are hovering near death's door and damned if you are missing that competition you've been training for all summer.
                    How about... you carry current coggins for all your horses in your truck glovebox "just in case", but where did I put the registration and insurance info again?
                    YOu buy expensive supplements for your horses but frown when you see how much a generic multi-vitamin for yourself costs (although I did break down and start taking one anyway- does that make me a bad horse mom for taking resources away from the kids?
                    ~Living the life I imagined~

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                    • #70
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sansena:
                      .. When you own more thermal undershirts & sports bras than slinky lingerie, or even traditional bras. (I've got mostly pull over sports bras)
                      </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      You've actually got some traditional bras? Wow.
                      -- Member of the COTH Appendix QH clique and the dressage-saddle-thigh-block-hating clique.

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                      • #71
                        Oh I am pathetic.. You rate your cats and dogs movement, and jumping style! I have an eventer, A thelwell pony, a BIG warmblood, a Skinney scopey TB. and a pony hunter. Also You pat your trucks dashboard and tell it good boy, when it hauls thru some particularly heavy snow. I also Cluck to it, and tell it Whoa. I have not read the whole thread, but I am sure there are dozens! We are all pretty much "Not right in the head"

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                        • #72
                          I actually have a very nice set of camisole and tap pants I was saving for when I would wear it when someone could appreciate it...or for my casket viewing, whichever comes first. I got them when my SIL got a 2-for-1 sale at Victoria's Secret for something she liked and would wear (a nightshirt with a boat neck that fell over my shoulders, horizontal puce and orange stripes, I am not kidding). Well, when I returned it () I got the original price and that was the set was one I bought in a hopeful frame of mind (What was I THINKING???) because it was only store credit.

                          I will now wear that teamed with the TOTD Harry Hall jacket in bright red. And have an open casket.
                          www.specialhorses.org
                          a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                          • #73
                            Dressagegeek,, Dress?? Whats a dress?? I dont think I have worn one in YEARS!!!

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                            • #74
                              A dress is like a kilt. Openings at the bottom. One would think so that if you needed to pee in a hurry it wouldn't be a problem, but uncomfortable to ride in. That's why we don't have any.
                              www.specialhorses.org
                              a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                              • #75
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I sit bundled in polarfleece, barn cat snoozing on my lap, atop hay bales listening to my horses eating and watching the sunrise </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                I dont think it matters where, Thats my piece of heaven!

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                                • #76
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">A dress is like a kilt. Openings at the bottom. One would think so that if you needed to pee in a hurry it wouldn't be a problem, but uncomfortable to ride in. That's why we don't have any. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                  Ahh I get it. Ouch, Ever see braveheart?? Yowie!!!

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                                  • #77
                                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">...when you snap your fingers over your head and cluck with your tongue to get your CO-WORKERS' attention for an office picture (what was I hoping for, that they'd put their ears up?)... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                    OMG JoZ ROTFLMAO!!! That is the best one yet! Priceless!!! This is a wonderful thread!

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                                    • #78
                                      when your executive assistant threatens to file a hostile workplace complaint because he's had to ship back Equitainers one time too many

                                      (the boys get so silly over the Equitainers that I make them handle them just for fun!)

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                                      • #79
                                        After a winter of carrying hay bales to horses, at the office you are now capable of carrying a box full of paper reams, one in each hand much to the amazement of both female and male staff.

                                        I love the one about the office photo!!!

                                        I've been using NH principles to herd my chickens into their pen. LOL
                                        "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage--Mythbusters
                                        <><

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                                        • #80
                                          When you see your non-horsey friend's dog is limping, and launch into a discussion of whether it's a tendon, or a ligament, and healing time, and...
                                          friend says vet just said to give him anti-inflammatories...
                                          no, I make her go back and get an ultrasound.
                                          Sure 'nuff, I was right, it was a ligament!

                                          Parents ask my when I call on the cell phone "are you coming or going" (to the barn).
                                          Ob-Gyn asks, at annual checkup, "how're the boys..."
                                          Yep. That one's good on any number of levels...
                                          The big man -- my lost prince

                                          The little brother, now my main man

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