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  • #41
    When you are absolutely, completely, totally obsessed with the weather forecast! When you are constantly cursing the weathermen - know all of their forecasts and know how accurate each one is by weather type (rain, snow, ice, wind, etc.).

    You see, *some people* think I want to BE a meteorologist. No, I just want an accurate weather forecast so the barn is properly prepared.

    SCFarm <queen of storm prep>
    The above post is an opinion, just an opinion. If it were a real live fact it would include supporting links to websites full of people who already agreed with me.

    www.southern-cross-farm.com

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    • #42
      How about--the only time you'll do laundry is when you've run out of riding/horse clothes.

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      • #43
        When you lunge the dog to take the edge off...

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        • #44
          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by petesperson:
          When you lunge the dog to take the edge off... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

          In tears laughing!

          This is a great thread
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          \"Horses lend us the wings we lack\"

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          • #45
            ...When you can subdue your husband in a scissor hold with your thighs... to the point of him in tears, crying for mercy!

            .. When your head snaps around whiplash style (worse than a perve checking out a young babe), when passing a truck & trailer. Just to catch a glimpse of the rig, the horses & the driver, in case I know them.

            .. When you're flattered by a stranger calling over to you in the gas station... "Hey, look! Another grubby horse chick!! Where do you ride?"

            .. When you own more thermal undershirts & sports bras than slinky lingerie, or even traditional bras. (I've got mostly pull over sports bras)

            .. when the calluses on your hands are worse than most of them men you meet.

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            • #46
              I think I have done all of these at one time or another. Some of them have happened this week--
              clucking to my cats(happens ALL the time), calling the dentist the vet(happens ALL the time) screaming at someone to "Ride forward!" when they were slow at the green light(also happens all the time)and feeling that Sunday AM's spent at the barn or with my horse are exactly the same(actually, BETTER) than being in church.

              Actually the only thing I haven't done that's listed here is smoke a cigarette directly after I cleaned my gelding's sheath. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the ickiness factor of sheath cleaning. I just cannot BELIEVE that you smoke anywhere NEAR your barn!

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              • #47
                When all your non-horsey friends do not call your house anymore when there is daylight out.

                When your horsey friends leave a message on your machine which starts with: "I know you are probably at the barn....."
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                \"Horses lend us the wings we lack\"

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                • #48
                  when you accidentally keep telling your Jack Russells to 'Whoa!'

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                  • #49
                    When you don't have any non-horsey friends anymore!

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                    • #50
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LLDM:
                      When you are absolutely, completely, totally obsessed with the weather forecast! When you are constantly cursing the weathermen - know all of their forecasts and know how accurate each one is by weather type (rain, snow, ice, wind, etc.).

                      You see, *some people* think I want to BE a meteorologist. No, I just want an accurate weather forecast so the barn is properly prepared.

                      SCFarm &lt;queen of storm prep&gt; </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      SO TRUE! I cursed the weather all day yesterday...darn not having an indoor/covered!

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                      • #51
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ridgetop Ghost:
                        How about--the only time you'll do laundry is when you've run out of riding/horse clothes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        Oh, this is so so true!

                        Or another: I realized the other day that I have more pairs of breeches than "corporate casual" work pants.
                        "This thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down" - Mary Pickford

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                        • #52
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by luvmytbs:
                          When your horsey friends leave a message on your machine which starts with: "I know you are probably at the barn....." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          So true! I don't answer the phone before 6pm as the horses come first when I get home.

                          When making a bad attempt(actually paid money for obediance classes) to train a 1 year old just adopted insane German Shepherd, and the teacher says to you the first time she issues a command "you must own horses" as I was clucking to my dog!
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                          The Communication Alliance to Network Thoroughbred Ex-Racehorses (CANTER) provides retiring racehorses with opportunities for new careers after the finish line. http://www.canterusa.org/newengland/

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                          • #53
                            When you think "where is that mane comb?" and you're thinking about your comb. For your own head. I started thinking I might have a problem when I did this.

                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Dec. 09, 2005 09:18 AM
                            when you accidentally keep telling your Jack Russells to 'Whoa!' </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            Or better, when your dogs actually respond. I've decided to save time by teaching horses and dogs the same commands. "Whoa" "come, come" "walk on."

                            The DH resisted at first, but he's coming along.
                            The artist's coming into being is delivered as an aesthetic experience. -J. Ransome

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                            • #54
                              My dog understands what "back" means when she is crowding the door. I think she actually knows more "horse" commands than "dog" commands. Although, I did find myself telling the horse to "leave it" the other day after I dumped his grain in his feeder and he was in the way of my being able to dump the contents of his supplement baggie in.
                              Member: "Collector of Quirky Equines", "Incredible Invisibles", "Proud to be a Mushroom Head", and "Addicted to Howrse" cliques.

                              COTHers & Friends on Howrse

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                              • #55
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Or worse yet, have that same thought about your local golf course. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                All golf courses are a waste of space. They should have x-c jumps on them!

                                WP

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                                • #56
                                  Your non-horsey mother referrs to her Grandhorse(s).
                                  Member: "Collector of Quirky Equines", "Incredible Invisibles", "Proud to be a Mushroom Head", and "Addicted to Howrse" cliques.

                                  COTHers & Friends on Howrse

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                                  • #57
                                    You cluck to your husband to get him to move.
                                    Ride Mustangs - An American Original!

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                                    • #58
                                      (this just happened this morning)

                                      While walking into your place of employment, you notice a nail on the front steps and instinctively think, "Egads - better pick that up before someone steps on it and punctures a frog!"

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                                      • #59
                                        You realize that, at the gym, you get on every machine only from the left side.

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                                        • #60
                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShreksMom:
                                          When you can't find the spare tire in your tiny miata trunk because you can't get past the saddle pads, lunge lines, boots, polos, paddock boots, half chaps..........
                                          </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          Oh hell, I finally took the spare OUT of my trunk to make enough room for all my horsey crap, plus my gym bag!

                                          I just hate it when I "lift the inside rein" prior to making a LEFT turn in my car - thereby putting the RIGHT turn signal on. Doh!
                                          "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." - The Little Prince

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