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  • ...you have more photos of your horses in your wallet than you have photos of your family, friends, or SO -- combined!

    ...there's only room for 1 person in your car built for 6 because the other 5 seats (and trunk) are filled with blankets, polo wraps, saddle pads, extra clothes, buckets, etc.

    ...the omnipresent jacket pocket hoofpick has been used for all kinds of creative uses -- letter opener, box cutter, popping the lock on the door when you got locked in a garage (Loooong story...)...
    ~Drafties Clique~Sprite's Mom~ASB-loving eventer~
    www.gianthorse.photoreflect.com ~ http://photobucket.com/albums/v692/tarheelmd07/

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    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MHM:
      DJ-

      Or worse yet, have that same thought about your local golf course. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

      Or you think about what a great XC course that would make!!
      View my photographs at www.horsephotoguy.zenfolio.com

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      • When you half-halt the dog (very useful on icy mornings) and teach your 9-year-old (human) student to hold the reins by demonstrating with the dog's leash.

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        • When you think of money in terms of horsey currency rather than US dollars b/c you convert said dollars to what horsey item you could buy. For example, I bought a $60 Shell Shocker toy for my nephew (makes up for all the time that I haven't been able to spend w/ him b/c of the horses ). Then you have to buy a $30 charger that does not come along w/ the toy (found out what the price was for that today ). So now I think I've spend $90 on this toy and I could have bought an equigel pad.

          A few years ago, I was astonished that I had to fork over about $130 for an external modem. I expressed my horror to the salesperson while thinking, " I could buy a bridle for that price! ".

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          • Maybe this has been said, but you know you're a horse person when you receive that crappy, all the horses running free calendar for your birthday and Christams every year.
            http://lessismore17.blogspot.com/

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            • When you spend your birthday making a 6-hr roundtrip drive to the vet... for a non-emergency x-ray. (To be fair, I'd been waiting to hitch a ride up there for more than 3 months, this just happened to be the day that they were going up!)

              Oh, and the next day you proudly show your coworkers the x-rays that the vet sent home with you...
              "This thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down" - Mary Pickford

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              • You see nothing disturbing about keeping fragments of your horse's bones after a surgery.

                In fact, you watched the surgery.

                And specifically asked to keep the bone chip.

                Then proceeded to show it to anyone who stood still long enough, along with the x-ray showing where it was in the leg.
                "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi

                -my gelding is a ho clique-

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                • LOL Shahraz. Six years after my horse had his wolf teeth removed, I still have them in the jar the vet hospital gave to me. I'm sure there a biohazard by now.

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                  • You keep your horses caps when you find them in the feed bin

                    You see downed trees and think that would make a good jump

                    You stack your firewood between two trees wide enough so it can be jumped

                    You were late to your own wedding, but have never been late to a horse show

                    You complain about putting too many miles on the car, but gladly drive 350 miles to get hay and 100 miles to get the right feed

                    You spend more money on horse feed and supplements than you do on your family's grocery bill, more on horse shoes than shoeing the entire family, and you tuck your horses in before going to bed, but forget to kiss hubby goodnight.

                    You use horse coolers you have won as blankets on your bed

                    Lisa
                    Mother of Oh As If, Prize Patrol, and Land Yacht

                    [url]http://www.keltarafarm.com

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                    • When, after 12 consecutive years of asking for breeches, stirrups, bridles, bits, hoofpicks, brushes, boots, helmets, helmet covers, horsey sweatshirts, etc. from any family member who would listen, you finally decide to give your grandmother her one last dying wish and ask for jewelry for your 21st birthday. She cries tears of joy and tells all her friends that you FINALLY want a REAL present!
                      Somewhere in the world, Jason Miraz is Goodling himself and wondering why "the chronicle of the horse" is a top hit. CaitlinAndTheBay

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                      • As you are dressing for the hunt ball, you already have one your tux pants, white tie, vest etc, but the last thing you do before you put on your scarlet tails is roll up the pant legs, put on your wellies and coveralls and go feed the horses.....

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                        • I just had another "out of horse body" experience tonight I thought I'd share.

                          Background: I had my car repaired after an accident. For the past week since I got it back, cars have been flashing their high-beams at me even though I don't have mine on. I am going back to the repair shop tomorrow (day off) to get my headlights adjusted so they stop annoying people. But in the meantime I still have to drive, sometimes at night.

                          I was coming home from the feed store tonight after dark and the traffic was heavy in the other direction. I felt so bad that I was probably blinding everyone! For a fleeting moment I wanted to turn my car's head to the outside... you know, so it wouldn't be shining right at the other cars.

                          You can't actually turn your car's head to the outside, not and continue driving straight on the road. Horses are MUCH more accommodating in that regard!

                          P.S. I didn't actually try it. It was just a fleeting urge!
                          Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.
                          Starman

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                          • ARGH...rubber necked to see into a horse trailer AGAIN today...

                            Does it ever go away?
                            **Member of the Modified Riders Clique and the "End TWH Big Lick Abuse" Clique**

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                            • OMG - I clucked at a strange kid in the grocery store today who was in my way and not aware of me......I have gone over the equine edge.....

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mudroom2:
                                As you are dressing for the hunt ball, you already have one your tux pants, white tie, vest etc, but the last thing you do before you put on your scarlet tails is roll up the pant legs, put on your wellies and coveralls and go feed the horses..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                OMG, please tell us you are single! If not, can we clone you?!

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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Chanter:
                                  OMG, please tell us you are single! If not, can we clone you?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  Happily married to a non-horsey, but very tolerant and supportive lady. BTW, that is by far the dressiest I get all year.

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