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  • #41
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Wait, I think my horses' dad was a stallion too...But maybe not? I just don't know, I'll have to check his papers.
    </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Please let me know what the papers say! I've been trying to trace my gelded stallion OTTB background but I've had no luck other than being told his daddy was a stallion. Perhaps if your horse daddy was a stallion too they are related.

    And on that subject, can someone please tell me if jumping my 10 months old filly, who's already showing 3rd level dressage, might ruin her training?

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    • #42
      This is great, really great!
      But just thought I'd throw this in, my horse no longer has the runs since I had to feed old, not dirty or dusty, hay (ran out of new stuff).
      And on another note, he's a gelding and quite possibly the son of a stallion and definately the son of a mare AND sometimes a son of a b***h (but not very often).
      This is the best entertainment I've read on any board!

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      • #43
        Where's the king of thread thieves?

        You know I think it's started to rain in Chester County, PA and when is the best month to start blanketing a hairy horse to keep their coats from growing? Oh that doesn't work anyway.

        How would you know? Uh, I know everything. See that's how I can just answer myself, don't need this stinking BB.

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        • #44
          i diDN't rEAlize my StaLLion was a maRe unTil sHe hadd her fOal, iT's noT my fault. tHE person I bought him from lyed to mE. nOw I have too.



          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mcm7780:
          Woooohooo!!!! Another serious thread!!! Smegma coolers for everyone!!!

          So, I took my 123hh Gypsy Vanner/fillygelding to a dressage show and didn't place. I don't know why! I mean, he did the Grand Prix test perfectly even though I rode in a western saddle with a hackmore. What should I do?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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          • #45
            Mwahhaha!

            Dear Know It All, I think the ultimate revenge would be for us to abandon this thread and take over one of the 'problem threads'. We could totally ignore the topic that's supposed to be being discussed and carry on in the direction this thread is going.....

            We need to plan carefully in order to totally flummox the regular posters on the chosen thread. It could be sooooo much fun. I think a few of our favorite posters could really benefit from being totally ignored
            Y'all ain't right!

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            • #46
              Beastie - we could take this to a PT and decide which thread we are going to hit!

              I do have a very serious question that I need everyone to help me with - I sold my very favorite horse, that I swore I would never sell, but I really needed the money for my mother's hysterectomy after my 8th sister was born to go along with my 14 brothers, and now I really want to know where the horse is. The horse was 3 years old in 1967 and is a brown gelding. Can anyone help me?

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              • #47
                Which thread did you have in mind?

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                • #48
                  [QUOTE]Originally posted by jetsmom:
                  Were you thinking they were threads for people with Attention Deficit Disorder?


                  Since I am on the subject of handicaps

                  As a person who has ADD running rampant in my family. All 4 siblings have kids diagnosed with this as my son has been, as I have been. No, none of us take "meds" for it, but none of us think of ourselves as handicapped either. I think this is a pretty insulting thing to keep bringing up all the time. Not the fact that you seem to get a big funny kick out of it but the fact that you seem to think it is a handicap. We all have happy prosperous lives. Not a one off us get to park in the handicapped parking either.

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                  • #49
                    I don't know about you but I personally don't think that hyjacking threads is cool at all.
                    Only because I ask questions that have absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand doesn't mean YOU can come in on my thread and take it away from me!!!

                    I mean, come on!!!

                    And while we are at it, can someone please tell me...my mare is displaying aggressive behavior. Do you think she was cut proud?

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                    • #50
                      A PM conference would be good. I think there are several excellent threads that could use our help! I think that in some cases, we might want to let the OP have some say....

                      Tackpud maybe I can help you. I am feeling very powerful right now....
                      I (really!!!) did just connect two old appies who are father and son (both are geldings now - would that make the sire of the younger one a gelding?) who were in desperate need of a home together, with their former owner who had lost track of them! Like Black Beauty, they will get to live out their days with a loving owner who knew them when they were fine young things
                      Y'all ain't right!

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                      • #51
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jetsmom:
                        Were you thinking they were threads for people with Attention Deficit Disorder?


                        Since I am on the subject of handicaps (wouldn't want to change the subject), here is a link for Karaoke for the deaf.... Be sure to turn your volume up...no, seriously, turn it up.

                        karaoke for the deaf </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        OMG, I am crying because I'm laughing so hard. This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time!!!!

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                        • #52
                          i did tern itu p butt stil ca'nt here annything sinse hte speekor on my computor gott diskonectid. Duz annyone no why i ca'nt here anny sownd frumm my computor now???? i no i can stil here becuase i hereuther thigs, likke my Yourkeys bakring adn my husband yelling at me to get off the computer.

                          i am so confuse. But i no i can here, i'm shure i can.

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                          • #53
                            Thanks so much to whomever started this thread. I really needed a laugh.

                            Not to hijack, but I think that whoever said their horse was lame should definately NOT call a vet because they only spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to go to school and learn about every species so they can work long hours for less pay doing something they love more than anything else in the world but they're all just out to price gouge you since the cost of gas for the vet trucks is so high and they don't know what the heck they're talking about. Of course your horse doesn't need x rays for his possibly broken leg, just call out the herbalist chiropractic horse whispering witch doctor, and most definatly take your horse to the show, in fact, just ice his leg real good and why not enter him in the breeder's cup sprint? After all , Afleet Alex and a bunch of other horses are out anyway and you might could beat the pants off of Lost in the Fog...undefeated schmundefeated.
                            "And remember-if it gets really bad, there's always tequila..." J.P.

                            No horse should be Peepless

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                            • #54
                              Montanamanda- I apologize if I offended you. No offense was intended.

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                                #55
                                Dear All,

                                I will try to respond to each of you in turn but I may mix things up a bit.

                                Kikki, after seeing your horse, I'm not so sure his father was a stallion. He looks quite feminine to me. As best as I can tell from the picture you submitted, (what is that greenish slime covering his neck anyway?) he appears to be quite the jumper! What form he has! Ids that a dressage ring you are jumping?

                                As for this year's fashion, you might try the new line just coming out by a great designer and cousin of Elton John, Anyole John. You will be sure to catch the judge's attention in this attire. Formal togs are also available.

                                Yes, Raff, I am so looking forward to that clinic. I am still trying to line up a super model and Roseanne Barr for that 10 demonstration.

                                Helen of NC, don't bother with that armor-plating for that new baby. He will then build too much muscling on his topline and thus be unable to place well at the white trash dressage shows. I suggest that you just pull all of her teeth. That, after all, is what they make Senior feeds and beet pulp for!

                                Heineken, I love the original name Splash. You will never find another one like it!

                                As for the sttress fracture of the brain. I find it very unlikely that anyone who has joined this thread is suffering from that injury. More than likely it is just a strain from lack of use. Next time your equine rehabilitation specialist is out, ask tham about the best exercise preventing that again.

                                JustJump,no worries. This doesn't sound like ESPM. It sounds like Lyme disease though. This is easily treatable with 27 rounds of antibiotics at once and a day off. You should be fine sending him to the show with your friend. Just make sure they both wear Nixon masks to keep them from getting ID'd. You better change his name too. I have always liked the name Splash. You will never hear another horse by that name anywhere.

                                mzpeepers, in no way will that ruin her training! My rule of thumb is to jump them one foot for every year of their age but if she is already showing 3rd level, she is obviously a child prodigy and must be moved up to 3 feet immediately!

                                As for your proud cut mare. If she has a Caslicks she is definately proud cut. If in doubt about this procedure, ask a little person to come watch her trot.

                                Well Susan P, If it is already beginning to rain, I say start blanketing in Feb. to keep those winter wollies at bay!

                                Now Beastie, I must say, this thread was created with the intention of keeping the BS on serious threads to a minimum and collected for all to see. Let's not stoop to their level. Soon enough they will want to come play on our course and we will raise the jump height. No way most of them will be able to clear it!!!

                                K-I-A

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                                • #56
                                  Not to change the subject, but has anyone seen my brown gelding? I know he'd be really old by now, but I'm sure he's still alive since his mother lived until she was 72 and I'm still alive so he must be too.

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                                  • Original Poster

                                    #57
                                    And a special note to montanamanda:

                                    This thread was meant to help me and others blow off some steam and maybe reduce the stupidity on some of the other threads. In no way is anything that is posted here meant to offend and I would like to keep it that way. Sincere apologies if it offended you in any way shape or form.

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                                    • #58
                                      I really need to vent now - my BM has just raised all the fees in the barn and she refuses to feed my horses what I tell her or put more shavings in their stalls. I mean really - I think my yearling should have at least 35 quarts of 16% protein sweet feed a day and my out-of-work shetland pony needs at least 10 quarts of 12% protein sweet feed to keep her happy. I also feed straight alfalfa hay to them - about a bale each feeding to each of them - and she wants to cut back on that too. And they only have 3 feet of shavings in their stalls - I'm afraid they're going to get hock rubs.

                                      CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!?!?!?! I pay $35.00 a month per stall at this place and they won't do what I want. What kind of boarding stable is this?

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                                      • Original Poster

                                        #59
                                        Oh Dear Tackpud,

                                        I am sure that your forever felding friend is still out there. Have you tried the feed lot? That seems to be where everyone sends their aged horses. Being brown, he should be easy to identify there at least. Best wishes on your search and keep us posted please.

                                        As for your trouble with your BM, you might try some metamucil. Now I'm not sure how that is horse related but I WILL address your yearling and pony problems. I would have to say that I would begin looking immediately for a new barn. My rule of thumb for bedding is to allow no more than 3 inches of clearance between the horse and rafters. Now this isn't rocket science. Obviously, 3 feet wouldn't be near enough for a yearling OR a Shetland pony unless of course they are the new 17hh+ breeding that is becomming so popular these days. I find that with all of your legitimate complaints, you are paying WAY too much. Run now and don't worry about that pesky 30 day notice. Just change your name and your horse's names and move to the neighboring barn. They wil never find you. Can I suggest the name Splash for your pony?

                                        K-I-A

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                                        • #60
                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by horsesourcetexas:
                                          Dear All,

                                          I will try to respond to each of you in turn but I may mix things up a bit.

                                          Kikki, after seeing your horse, I'm not so sure his father was a stallion. He looks quite feminine to me. As best as I can tell from the picture you submitted, (what is that greenish slime covering his neck anyway?) he appears to be quite the jumper! What form he has! Ids that a dressage ring you are jumping?

                                          As for this year's fashion, you might try the new line just coming out by a great designer and cousin of Elton John, Anyole John. You will be sure to catch the judge's attention in this attire. Formal togs are also available.

                                          Yes, Raff, I am so looking forward to that clinic. I am still trying to line up a super model and Roseanne Barr for that 10 demonstration.

                                          Helen of NC, don't bother with that armor-plating for that new baby. He will then build too much muscling on his topline and thus be unable to place well at the white trash dressage shows. I suggest that you just pull all of her teeth. That, after all, is what they make Senior feeds and beet pulp for!

                                          Heineken, I love the original name Splash. You will never find another one like it!

                                          As for the sttress fracture of the brain. I find it very unlikely that anyone who has joined this thread is suffering from that injury. More than likely it is just a strain from lack of use. Next time your equine rehabilitation specialist is out, ask tham about the best exercise preventing that again.

                                          JustJump,no worries. This doesn't sound like ESPM. It sounds like Lyme disease though. This is easily treatable with 27 rounds of antibiotics at once and a day off. You should be fine sending him to the show with your friend. Just make sure they both wear Nixon masks to keep them from getting ID'd. You better change his name too. I have always liked the name Splash. You will never hear another horse by that name anywhere.

                                          mzpeepers, in no way will that ruin her training! My rule of thumb is to jump them one foot for every year of their age but if she is already showing 3rd level, she is obviously a child prodigy and must be moved up to 3 feet immediately!

                                          As for your proud cut mare. If she has a Caslicks she is definately proud cut. If in doubt about this procedure, ask a little person to come watch her trot.

                                          Well Susan P, If it is already beginning to rain, I say start blanketing in Feb. to keep those winter wollies at bay!

                                          Now Beastie, I must say, this thread was created with the intention of keeping the BS on serious threads to a minimum and collected for all to see. Let's not stoop to their level. Soon enough they will want to come play on our course and we will raise the jump height. No way most of them will be able to clear it!!!

                                          K-I-A </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          Thank you for that help. I have been a little bit concerned about his masculinity. Just yesterday I found him looking at the new SmartPink blanket?

                                          BTW, that WAS a dressage arena. I was jumping in my dressage saddle thats why my stirrups were so long and I couldn't get off his back so I just leaned as far back as I could and balanced on his mouth. Should I worry about doing this? I don't think so - he is getting VERY responsive to the bridle now.
                                          http://community.webshots.com/user/Kikki500

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