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    Dear willowsend,

    I don't think that Dressage Extensions carry the roof I am referring to. Try Redneck Farriers Plus. They should have them in stock or quickly be able to fashion something for you aot of scrap metal and tin out back.

    As for the translation. It is a requirement in section 899 of my book that you learn all horse related words in all horse related languages. Therefore, you of all people shouldn't need the translation. You should be able to fluently discuss anything horsey in 72 different dialects and regional variations of such. That was on the final test if you remember.

    Dear Raff, for rodent removal, I would suggest attaching an old fashioned mouse trap to the ears by the hormonal mare staples. The staples now come in designer styles including beaded and hoop. This would be a fine time to implement the ear plugs though. It is also not recommended to set the trap for over fences work lest you become unseated and land between the ears.

    K-I-A

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    • Dear Know-It-All,
      Test, what test, I bought my degree, or did I have a ringer take the test for me? Details, details, I can't be bothered with them.
      I have decided to start a new fashion trend. I am starting a new business. Horse earrings. "Stylish studs, Inc." http://stylishstudsinc.com Now you and your horse can wear matching earrings to coordinated with your choice of fashionable browbands, available at our sister store http://browbaublesforDQs.com

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      • So good news and bad news.The cat went in,the mouse came out.Now Splash is lying in the sun ,alternately licking his fetlocks and looking at me with glowing, orange ,speculative,eyes.Should I be worried?

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        • Y'all are cracking me up! I was looking for a place to put this, and I think this may be it!

          --------------------------------------------------------------------------------



          How Many People Are Needed to Saddle a Horse on An Equine Forum:

          One to saddle the horse and post that the horse has been saddled.

          Fourteen to share thier experiences about saddling a horse and how it
          could have been saddled differently.

          Seven to caution about the dangers of saddling a horse.

          Seven more to point out the spelling/grammar errors in posts about
          saddling a horse.

          Five to flame the spell checkers.

          Three to correct spelling/grammar in flame posts.

          Six to argue over whether it's "saddled" or "under saddle".

          Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

          Fifteen to claim experience in the saddle industry and to give the
          correct terminology.

          Nineteen to post that this group is not about saddles and to please take
          the saddle discussion to a saddle forum.

          Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use saddles
          and therefore the posts are relevant.

          Thirty-six to debate which method of saddling is superior, where to buy
          the best saddle, what brand of saddle works best this technique and what
          brands are faulty.

          Seven to post URL's to links of examples of different saddles.

          Four to post that the URL's were incorrect and then post them correctly.

          Three to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
          the group which makes saddles relevant.

          Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in thier entirety
          including all headers and signatures, and add "Me Too!".

          One to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
          can't handle the stress from the saddle controversy.

          Four to say "didnt we go through this already a short time ago?".

          Thirteen to say "do a Google search on saddles before posting questions
          about saddles".

          Eight to prove that falling off saddles is a conspiracy.

          Five to say another forum is discussing the same issue and has
          completely different ideas.

          Three to suggest that problems with saddles actually started during the
          Clinton administration, with one saying this is a long term problem that
          began when Roosevelt introduced the New Deal.

          Two to post how the main stream media has squashed any news of the topic
          from getting through to the people

          and.........

          One lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
          it all over again!!

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          • Marty's girl-that's hilarious!!
            to err is human, to whinny, Equine.
            Ebay-aholic! Carolina clique, BITS AND BARTER BOARD BUDDY
            EYEGLASSES MISSIONS FOR ARMENIA-send me your old glasses!

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            • Oh martysgirl that is too true!! That is so funny, it needs a bump so more folks can appreciate the humor on a Monday morning.
              Y'all ain't right!

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by horsesourcetexas:
                Dearest willowsend,

                I am considering running this next election. I figure being from TX, I have a foot in the door already. I have been rehearsing my speech. I would like to try it out on you...."It's not my fault, I didn't do it, everything's fine." How's that for a winning speech?

                mzpeepers, thank you so much for starting that web site. Le't talk about how to invest those donations later okay?

                K-I-A </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                You can be the next supreme court justice... No experience required!
                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:<~
                \"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.\"—George W. Bush

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                • Original Poster

                  Dear martysgirl,

                  Thank you so very much for our Monday morning funny. You can't forget the 3 or 4 posters who begin their own discussion about the old Paint horse they owned in their childhood about 30 years ago that had markings shaped sort of like a saddle on his stomach and if, by chance it happens to be the horse standing in another posters trainer's barn at the moment.

                  Queasy, I had to turn Dubya down this time. I am so busy with my book, column, website....that I just didn't have time for that Supreme Court stuff. As soon as Barbara figures out what's been going on at all those Camp David get togethers though, there will be another open spot and I just may have to take it.

                  K-I-A

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                  • Marty's Girl, very funny. you forgot about the horse and incredibly talented and beautiful pony that posts with advice on how to pooperley saddle us. girth should be very very loose... if you have to punch pony in gut and make tight then you can't ride and are ugly and fat and stupid.

                    now have question.

                    DEer know it alls:

                    why are peeps walking around with their heads up their asps? this is most unbecoming and gives them poo-poo head besides. then everything they say is bull$hit. please give advise to them as we have a failure to cummunicate.

                    cordially yurs, Oreo
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                    i do not Loff you. i Laff at you. hahaha

                    *powered by POOpee

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                    • Original Poster

                      Oh Dear Oreo,

                      Your Poo smells so sweet! All ponies should strive to be so sweet. You and me kid, we could go somewhere! As for the failure to communicate, I know what you mean. It's lonely here at the top. I am sure you are in the same position. Well, maybe not quite the same. I do still walk on two legs. But we who know all must band together. I am putting out another training video. This one is for ponies though. The coal ponies (you know, the underground) will get you one if you would like. I would like your advice on it. That darn $700 pony just doesn't have the ooomph it will take for you to completely take over.

                      K-I-A

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