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    It's really complicated. I've tried everything to fix it. People who know, know that I have -- and those who don't just have to take my word for it.

    We tried supplements, but they caused bloating. We changed the name, and switched from a snaffle to a curb. But then the teeth hurt.

    My BO likes the other boarders more than me. I don't know why. I always pick up other people's grooming supplies and make sure they are kept safely in my grooming kit. Everyone knows where I put them, but they get mad at me for keeping things tidy.

    One day, I was trying to pick Horsie's stall, and this monstrous problem just plopped there in front of me. I really don't know what to do and I don't know where else to turn.

  • #2
    Sounds like a problem......

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    • #3
      Have you scoped for ulcers? How is your saddle fit?
      bar.ka think u al.l. susp.ect
      free bar.ka and tidy rabbit

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        #4
        My saddle fits perfectly well. It might be a little tight around the waist, but I take care of that with those spandex things.

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        • #5
          I think this problem requires the use of a tacked noseband and some poling. Go ahead and eat some peeps while wearing a tiara as well. When all of that has been done, mail a "flat chance" to another COTHer and then sew a quilt square to patch up a leaky houseboat. If that has not completely exhausted you, try solving an old candy heiress murder, and be sure not to get any death threats via PM's by unsavory folks from a large midwestern city
          Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
          W. C. Fields

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            #6
            Whodat???

            That is so perfect. I'll try that after tomorrow's ceremony to worship at the pepperoni monument,

            There is another issue, but I think that I need the vet to tell me.

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            • #7
              I think your horses bewillism may be broken.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Percheron X View Post
                I think your horses bewillism may be broken.
                You have this all wrong. His thingie is perfectly fine. But thank you so much for that input. Can I ((((huggg))) you???

                It is so wonderful to get anonymous advice from people who know nothing about what's going on. That's why I always turn to the internets for my problems with my horse.

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                • #9
                  ((((hugs))))


                  You're sillllllly.... the bewillism is next to his exping.

                  My farrier is Oduch Meteshoen, he says new shoes can keep a horses gloriters from becoming tatergetic.

                  Hooooo... I just heard a Grierbird sing......

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                  • #10
                    I thinkz that ze pony needsz to be innoculated with golden butterfly eggs, so the poops will be much moarer prettiful and Majikal.
                    Originally posted by BigMama1
                    Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
                    GNU Terry Prachett

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                    • #11
                      You should have tried soy supplements , not just any supplement.

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                      • #12
                        One word: Parelli. You're not doing enough Parelli Godly Horsemanship. Your horse needs a smack upside the head, and needs the Savvy String flung at it a few times. Soon it will be so scared of you, it won't do anything bad ever again because you will have a better and more natural relationship with your horse. Trust me: I'm a certified Parelli Godly Horsemanship trainer. The certificate I got in the mail after sending 16 cereal box tops says so.
                        Horsey Stick Art clique
                        Crayolaposse~ SparklyLime
                        PPP Grand-Poobah

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
                          I thinkz that ze pony needsz to be innoculated with golden butterfly eggs, so the poops will me much moarer prettiful and Majikal.
                          I thinkz so toos.

                          Anything that helpz a pony be prettiful and Majikal is not very bad to hav in itz stall.

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                          • #14
                            Also, your problem is much too vague to offer any assistance.
                            Horsey Stick Art clique
                            Crayolaposse~ SparklyLime
                            PPP Grand-Poobah

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                            • #15
                              Your horse told me that the problem is that you are not using the right colors. He prefers his accessories to be neon green and pink. Get with the program and go shopping!
                              Delicious strawberry flavored death!

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                              • #16
                                Were did dizzy go???????

                                May be she dont loff uz any more.... may be she dos not lov da pony any more

                                We know howz to help ta pony..... wez are her best hope

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                                • #17
                                  You need to shoe the left side with 1" thick gold shoes. THe right side you need to leave barefoot with a Strasser trim - that is what the Old Dead Guys would do.

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by Still Workingonit View Post
                                    You need to shoe the left side with 1" thick gold shoes. THe right side you need to leave barefoot with a Strasser trim - that is what the Old Dead Guys would do.
                                    thatz just wat my farrier Oduch Meteshoen said.... is he dead? who wil put da shoes on my ponys now???? i will miss him

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                                    • #19
                                      Obviously you are talking to your horse TOO LOUDLY. You must whisper to it. Robert Redford says so. You are clearly stressing the poor horse out by telling it to get OFF MY FOOT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SELL YOU FOR DOGFOOD.

                                      I smell abuse here. Why doesn't someone call PETA?
                                      I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry

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                                      • #20
                                        Maybe you are not talking to your horse at all. At least it's a "him" so breeding advice will not be given. But after all, should you breed him if you don't know what stallion to use?
                                        As to the plop, that could be the clue to his problem. You were a little vague about it.
                                        Free bar.ka and tidy rabbit.

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