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Coming to a dressage court near you-White Trash Dressage (UPDATE-YOUR photos needed!)

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  • I think what your friend needs is a lovely Nascar coozie to wrap around her drink, to provide better grip as horse exits (and re-enters) at B. Rather than think of her as foolish for showing recognized with a WTD mount, consider her a brave ambassador for the sport! Consider with what awe the spectators will gaze as she guides her horse through the tranter/over chains transition without losing a drop of her drink!

    I myself am counting the days until I am 21, so that my pre-test margarita can legally accompany me into the ring. Although, further thought makes me wonder if maybe underage drinking while riding might be worth extra points in WTD?

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      Barnfairy-it was ME riding Gem the tranter champ-Jen22 was letting me ride her to get a feel for proper execution of the move.

      If at all possible you must attend her clinic!!!


      Reynard-if I thought there would be interest, I would work on having this published
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      • And now - WTD in the field!!!

        Took my WTD Year End Champion out on a hack yesterday...haven't been in that neck of the woods since tick season. Now it's teeny sticky pod season. Well, when you have a sensitive, weenie OTTB...we collected many pods, and he started sproinging...and I thought, what the heck is this? We're NOT in the ring, don't watse your efforts! I mean, if a horse piaffes in the forest, and there's no one around to see it, did he truly piaffe? So I had to get off and remove as many as I could. Remounted in classic WTD style (you know, stirrup down to the ground followed by the heave ho, just like you do in the ring while the judge is waiting). Alas, we picked up more pods - they were like alien beings, lying in wait and leaping on us...and my WTD champion horse had had enough. One might sproing followed by, "You can come with me, or come without me BUT I AM GOING HOME." Realizing the futility of a planned dismount going at breakneck speeds - did I mention he used to race? - we arrived at the barn in what seemed like forever, yet took almost no time.We did manage to pull up at the gate before slamming into the BO's house, demonstartion that our half halts only take about a mile and a half distance to take effect.

        So here's my question. Sure there's WTD dressage. Can we take this to the ultimate and cross train and do white trash eventing? Is it even possible to sink that low? We wouldn't need to actually jump anything. We could just go around.
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        • Barnfairy-it was ME riding Gem the tranter champ-Jen22 was letting me ride her to get a feel for proper execution of the move.
          So it was you then who was caught in midphrase, shouting "Tranter goddamnit!" at Gem. Again, I say, well done to you!!! Also for the excellent taste in half chaps!!!

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          • So here's my question. Sure there's WTD dressage. Can we take this to the ultimate and cross train and do white trash eventing? Is it even possible to sink that low? We wouldn't need to actually jump anything. We could just go around.
            My vote is a hearty YES.

            I must confess I, too, have been practicing my WTD outside of the ring. Sandy's most complicated movement, the spin-and-bolt, has required me to adapt my seat somewhat. I ride in the back seat -- almost comparable to the position known in the eventing world as hailing a cab, minus the flailing arm. I'm working on adding the flailing arm.

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            • how about..

              an inverted, rushy, crazy trot, in which there is a 1-2 sequence to the strides

              1- right hind picks up canter
              2- left hind picks up canter
              1- right hind picks up canter
              2- left hind picks up canter

              hence with every stride, a different hind leg attempts to transition into canter.

              this is not hte same as the Tranter, is it?
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              • I had a QH who's front end cantered while his back end trotted......
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                • More than familiar with the spin and bolt.(Riding someone elses horse for shows. Paniced everytime the whistle blew to start the coarse but only in inside arenas.) Had the show vet jump over the fence to avoid being run down. Was very surprised by this behavior but apparently after speaking with the owner it was "normal". Definitely a classy performance. And at a National Competition,we had qualified in an outdoor ring.

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                  • Smilton, my dear, I'm nbot sure you realize the talent it takes to make the show vet jump the fence. I once heard about a vet climbing a stall wall....
                    Anyways, spooking the vet is a huge bonus!
                    Irish, the 2 different gaits in front and hind are encouraged as well as rewarded.
                    Also, a new requirement for WTD:
                    One MUST have a vehicle that doubles as a tack room on wheeels. Preferrably with a dog gate to hang your tack bar from. And, said vehcile must smell like a combo of Vetrolin, Pyranah, and left over manure on a pair of shipping boots that have yet to be cleaned.
                    And a Dale Earnhardt Jr. bumper sticker.
                    Proud owner of an Econo Nag...

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                    • Oooh! Oooh!
                      My SUV tow vehicle doubles as a camper - I sleep in the back. After 2 days I start to think the picket line might be more comfortable...
                      So would I get any "extry" WTD points for a tackroom that smells like woodsmoke, unwashed hair and muddy clothes?
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                      • How about a living quarters on an ancient trailer that doubles as a tack room? Truck is too full of stuff...like grease guns, tools, spare halter, strapping to fix halters, a lead shank, two coolers (one horse and the other beer), grain sacks, a pail with a grain sample, stray tins of cat food, and miscellaneous detritus. It does smell of horse manure, medications, linaments, grease and diesel. Only thing missing is a dog gate, but that is overkill since I haven't any dogs. Speaking of which, is there a point structure for a horse that will hunt and run down dogs??LOL
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                        • Can you earn extra points for your WTD team if your group arrives caravan style, with horse trailer followed by a VERY grungy pickup towing a 1972 Airstream trailer (looks like a giant beercan on wheels) which is held together mainly by duct tape? Also, if once parked, said beercan seems to expell stuff into about a 500 yard radius (including an astroturf doormat) and is blasting jimmy buffet, with dirty saddle pads and polos(mismatched, of course!) hanging from the awning supports? All of this creates a very "gypsies have taken over the showgrounds" feel which I think should definitely be worth extra points. However, it does offer us indoor plumbing, which I suppose could reduce our score....maybe I'll have to construct a supremely tacky portable outhouse?!

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                          • Replacing Vetrolin fragrance with wet,filthy saddle pads and Nascar with NRA, and a coupla gatorade bottles rattlin' round ...empty ciggie packs a given....Jimmy Buffet Live from Hawaii and a Top Gun Chaser.....and TP!!!!
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                            • I have an attire question - sweat pants and sweatshirt are OK for lower levels, right?

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                              • Only if torn,goobered...ya know...Vintage Lost-n-found box look.....
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                                • I really think we need to start WTD teams to compete...and YR WTD. Because otherwise, how will up and coming WTer's be appropraitely trained in pursuit of the sport?

                                  I can see me now, on my team,, wearing my lovely banner that says "BigHair WTD." Of course we will likely be beaten bu the Wisconsin team, "Cheesehead WTD" but they cheat anyway.
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                                  • One MUST have a vehicle that doubles as a tack room on wheeels. Preferrably with a dog gate to hang your tack bar from. And, said vehcile must smell like a combo of Vetrolin, Pyranah, and left over manure on a pair of shipping boots that have yet to be cleaned.
                                    And a Dale Earnhardt Jr. bumper sticker.
                                    Better than a Dale Jr bumper sticker: a mobile shrine to the Intimidator himself, #3, Dale Senior. You've seen it, the window stencil of Dale's face in his signature sunglasses, the decal of the little boy peeing on Ford, the ginormous backwards slant #3 sticker that practically takes up the whole cab window, the dale awareness black ribbon... and of course, the black driver's helmet emblazoned with #3 (extra points if you wear this in lieu of a riding helmet).

                                    I personally cannot display such a shrine, as my truck is a Ford.

                                    However, said Ford most certainly qualifies as a mobile tack room, when not in use as a mobile doggie crate. Courtesy of my English field setter (a huntin' dog), the tack room portion of my truck cab (which is also the section directly adjacent to the driver's seat) smells faintly of vomit.

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                                    • What about an old Honda Civic that has all kinds of scratches and dents (the most recent from the Hummer I *bumped* into at the McDonalds drive-thru the other night)? It's definitely a tackroom, dirty horse laundry, spare halter & bridle, brush box, etc. Most of this stuff hasn't made it out of the car in a while, and bakes in the car under the sun all day, everyday...only horse people are willing to get into it. As for a trailer, I'm in college...letting Bruster trot along side the Civic is acceptable when transporting to WTD shows, correct?
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                                      \"You are a great champion. When you ran the ground shook, the sky opened, and mere mortals parted the way to victory\" ~ Dreamer

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                                      • Absolutely. As long as Buster trots down the centerline of the highway and halts squarely at all stoplights, parallel to the big "S-I-R" embossed on the Honda's door, this is the prefered method of show transport. Helps get the public enthused. Nascar type Pit Stop at Jiffy Lube without loosing horse, bonus. Don't forget to heft those Bud bottle empties out the right hand side window. Now, when you get there, do park right next to the ring so the judge can see the flying vault mount you and Buster are going to execute without pause or flaw before jumping the chain.

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                                        • Alright, I think Bruster and I can handle that!
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