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Celebrity Death Match - ROUND 4, p8 - GANDALF VS PET PSYCHIC

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  • #21
    gosh darned astigmatism, thought it was celebrity death MARCH and thought, whoa, needs to be on the endurance formum....having said that, I'm thinking we could expand the boundaries a touch, and have an overpriced saddle-hype competition, maybe Breda Imus vs Linda P.

    Linda enteres the arena on her Fluidity saddle, flaps like a chicken, leaps her horse over a double oxer made of picnic tables. In the opposite corner Brenda demonstrates a RACKING piaffe and the crowd goes nuts....

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    • #22
      Originally posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho" View Post
      *sigh* in a case like this, NO ONE wins, especially the audience and the poor demonstration horses.
      Ah, but in this match, no horses needed! So I'd looove to be in the audience!

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      • #23
        I think it would go something like this:

        http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

        Edit: Not for the faint of heart, animated violence!

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        • #24
          Originally posted by TB or not TB? View Post
          The Parellis have the immediate lead because there's two of them, but CA has Aussification going on.

          Tricky move by PP - reins around the neck? I guess tight rein really DOES equal no brain... literally Oh, but that's a nice use of spurs by CA - sliced those reins right in half.

          And here's CA with a rope halter on PP... Oh! He breaks away... or would if the rope halters were constructed of safely breakable material. PP may be able to sell ice to an eskimo, but can he talk his way out of this one??

          But wait, what's LP doing?!?! It looks like she's trying to "join up" with Clint! NO! NO! Put your clothes back on--- Oh! it was a feint. Pat is free of the rope halter thanks to that diversionary tactic by Linda.

          It's anyone's game now, and they're all circling. And circling. Perhaps they're trying to make each other dizzy? Well, it's sure making this announcer dizzy. Oh, I think Clint is going to make a move... Nope, still circling.

          Ah! There he goes! Yow! Nice use of the one-rein stop for some back cracking action by Clint!! It looks like this is the end for the Parellis..

          but WAIT! Clint Anderson is DOWN! OUCH, right through the eye with the carrot stick by Linda! And he is gone, this match is OVER!
          soundtrack = Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting....
          Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
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          • #25
            SOOO FUNNY! I died laughing just now. Please do round 2!

            I love the one with trailer loading
            Lisa

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            • #26
              From TB or Nor TB.. Just for fun. I'm guessing the final round would be between the Parellis and Clint Anderson and it would go something like this...



              The Parellis have the immediate lead because there's two of them, but CA has Aussification going on.
              ___________.______/\_
              ____~________
              ____._|-___|-____-|
              _____/\___/\____._/\


              Tricky move by PP - reins around the neck? I guess tight rein really DOES equal no brain... literally Oh, but that's a nice use of spurs by CA - sliced those reins right in half.
              ________________________/\_
              ___~________________
              ____|"___________|------*\|>
              _.__/\___________/\_______\





              And here's CA with a rope halter on PP... Oh! He breaks away... or would if the rope halters were constructed of safely breakable material. PP may be able to sell ice to an eskimo, but can he talk his way out of this one??
              ________________________/\_
              ___~>_________------
              _____|___________|//____\|
              ___._/\__________/\______/\


              But wait, what's LP doing?!?! It looks like she's trying to "join up" with Clint! NO! NO! Put your clothes back on--- Oh! it was a feint. Pat is free of the rope halter thanks to that diversionary tactic by Linda.


              ___________________/\_
              _________________________\~/
              ___________|-()-----|-_________o|o
              ___________/\______/\__________/\

              It's anyone's game now, and they're all circling. And circling. Perhaps they're trying to make each other dizzy? Well, it's sure making this announcer dizzy. Oh, I think Clint is going to make a move... Nope, still circling.
              ______________/\_
              _____________.__________~
              ____________._/=___________/0=
              _____________/>___________/>
              ________
              ________-\
              _________<\

              Ah! There he goes! Yow! Nice use of the one-rein stop for some back cracking action by Clint!! It looks like this is the end for the Parellis..
              ________________/\_
              __________________~________
              ________________/----/0=___\____-|
              _______________\\___\\__________/\




              but WAIT! Clint Anderson is DOWN! OUCH, right through the eye with the carrot stick by Linda! And he is gone, this match is OVER!
              ________~__
              _______/-|____|-_/\_
              __>___/\____/\

              Of course now there are the two Parellis. Are they content to share the title, or will there be another CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!?
              _____/\_
              ____\/\~/
              _____|___|
              _____/\__/\

              You be the judge.

              Cross posting this over here as well!!
              ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
              ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
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              • #27
                Love it!
                Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
                Bernard M. Baruch

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by horse-loverz View Post

                  But wait, what's LP doing?!?! It looks like she's trying to "join up" with Clint! NO! NO! Put your clothes back on--- Oh! it was a feint. Pat is free of the rope halter thanks to that diversionary tactic by Linda.


                  ___________________/\_
                  _________________________\~/
                  ___________|-()-----|-_________o|o
                  ___________/\______/\__________/\


                  Cross posting this over here as well!!
                  The Linda Tatatonga attack just killed me.
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                  • #29
                    I didn't know stick figures with smiley heads could be so intriguing!

                    A mention of a gallon of moustache wax seems oddly absent from this story...perhaps in round 2?

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                    • #30
                      I love it! You guys are too funny!!

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                        #31
                        Glad you all liked it. I think of strange things late at night.

                        I will gladly do a round 2, but first I need to read up on NH (that's something I never thought I'd say). That first one was just off the top of my head....

                        And also, that was the best stick art I've ever seen. I almost shed a tear at its beauty! And the attack tatas were brilliant... I mean wow.

                        Who are our next contenders? I heard a shout out for John Lyons, maybe facing Monty Roberts??

                        Of course we don't have to be limited to just NH trainers....
                        Last edited by TB or not TB?; Aug. 23, 2007, 08:44 PM. Reason: My grammar was sad. "tatas was" is not correct...

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                        • #32
                          Originally posted by TB or not TB? View Post
                          Of course we don't have to be limited to just NH trainers....
                          George Morris vs William Shatner

                          (RR gets down on her knees and whispers, "Please, oh, please, oh, please, Tb or not, this would be so very, very freaking funny, particularly once we get h-l to do the Stick Horse version.").
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                          • #33
                            Originally posted by Reynard Ridge View Post
                            George Morris vs William Shatner

                            (RR gets down on her knees and whispers, "Please, oh, please, oh, please, Tb or not, this would be so very, very freaking funny, particularly once we get h-l to do the Stick Horse version.").
                            RR, aren't you afraid that WS would roll over GM and flatten him??

                            How about a DQ vs a hunter person?

                            Yes, Tb or Not, please get that brilliant mind working and come up with some more!!! Thanks for providing a great day already!
                            Sue

                            I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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                              #34
                              Originally posted by Reynard Ridge View Post
                              George Morris vs William Shatner

                              (RR gets down on her knees and whispers, "Please, oh, please, oh, please, Tb or not, this would be so very, very freaking funny, particularly once we get h-l to do the Stick Horse version.").
                              (*in my best Shatner imitation*) Oh man........ that........ would be....... amazing.

                              D'you think he really counts as a horse trainer though?

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                              • #35
                                OH! MY! GOD! There will never be anything funnier than that! [B]horse-loverz[ /B], I salute you (or I would if I hadn't fallen out of my chair laughing!
                                ""I'm a believer that there's artistry in everything from a lawn gnome to a desk chair to a symphony to an Andy Warhol painting. There's art in absolutely everything." --Darren Criss

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                                • #36
                                  Originally posted by citabobita View Post
                                  I didn't know stick figures with smiley heads could be so intriguing!
                                  You SOOOOO need to check out the stick horsie art thread.. yes it's long but oh so entertaining.....
                                  ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
                                  ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
                                  ';;;;;;; clique
                                  //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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                                  • #37
                                    Originally posted by TB or not TB? View Post
                                    (*in my best Shatner imitation*) Oh man........ that........ would be....... amazing.

                                    D'you think he really counts as a horse trainer though?
                                    No, of course not - but The Shaky Tails vs George M???? And then Bones runs in at some point and says, "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ...

                                    Well, fill in the blank.

                                    Please?? Pretty please? With sugar on top? Unless you're IR, of course, then, with, flax seed on top???
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                                    • #38
                                      OK, today was a good day for me - but reading this thread is better!! You guys are so creative!!
                                      ~ A true friend knows all there is to know about you and still likes you. -E. Hubbard

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                                      • #39
                                        Omg!! That's as funny as the "honeymoon is over downs horse race" that i used to have on CD if i can find it i will post it
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                                        • #40
                                          Hilariuous! Anyone here know how to do stop motion animation?

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