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  • Help me Grand Prix

    I'm just about 50 posts away from leveling up. Mr. DZ is hogging the TV with winter sports (I don't begrudge him, he's let me watch Dirty Dancing a gazillion times). I have a book I'm reading, but am not ready to go to bed yet. Finished a chapter of the book I'm writing today (and YES, it has a horse in it!). Cooked a great three course meal.

    So, I thought I'd start a silly HR thread to bump me up to Grand Prix.

    Why? Why not? WE all need goals.

    Ok, so my HR thead begins thusly:

    Uh. Hmm.

    Well, I'm not riding these days but really want to.

    Help.

    Please.

  • #2
    I think this is a very lofty goal you have chosen, but remember, it is not just about drive and dedication....you need money and sponsorships also!

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    • #3
      I'm riding but the mare sort of hates me, in that way that only girls can hate. Ears up, all smiles and sunshine and then *WHAM*, gnashing teeth at my back. Or side. Or face. Squealing "BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!" only seems to make her more smug and haughty. I even bought her new boots yesterday as a testament to my love. She turned up her nose; I'm assuming it's because the boots are brilliant red and not her preferred dark-as-her-soul black.

      Anyway, my point is that I think she's a vampire. How do I win over the vampire horse?
      bar.ka think u al.l. susp.ect
      free bar.ka and tidy rabbit

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      • #4
        Daydreaming about.....errrrrr.... VISUALIZING riding is almost as good for you (your skill level, anyway) as really riding.

        So pick yourself out an imaginary horse and describe it.
        Last edited by greysandbays; Feb. 20, 2010, 09:47 PM. Reason: nonexistant word made no sense...

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          #5
          Can I win if I paste a little tuft of hair on my chin?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Rubyfree View Post
            I'm riding but the mare sort of hates me, in that way that only girls can hate. Ears up, all smiles and sunshine and then *WHAM*, gnashing teeth at my back. Or side. Or face. Squealing "BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!" only seems to make her more smug and haughty. I even bought her new boots yesterday as a testament to my love. She turned up her nose; I'm assuming it's because the boots are brilliant red and not her preferred dark-as-her-soul black.

            Anyway, my point is that I think she's a vampire. How do I win over the vampire horse?
            Thank you! Thank you, for validating my quest to GP.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dizzywriter View Post
              Can I win if I paste a little tuft of hair on my chin?
              no, but you can post pictures and then we can all laugh at you... errr WITH you.. ahem.. sorry.
              If i'm posting on Coth, it's either raining so I can't ride or it's night time and I can't sleep.

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                #8
                Originally posted by greysandbays View Post
                (your skill level, anyway)

                So pick yourself out an imaginary horse and describe it.
                My skill level is almost at GP. Look at the rules.

                So, my imaginary horse has several awesome qualities:

                1. He's close by
                2. I can ride him

                ...Ah, are those the footfalls of the piaffe that I'm hearing?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dizzywriter View Post
                  Can I win if I paste a little tuft of hair on my chin?
                  Only if you get into a tussle with Koreans.
                  Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Catersun View Post
                    no, but you can post pictures and then we can all laugh at you... errr WITH you.. ahem.. sorry.
                    Why are you laughing at me????

                    You must be jealous.

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                    • #11
                      Hi Dizzywriter. Write me back or I will talk about you at recess.
                      To keep this horse related, I taught an acual live clinic today. it was NOT cancelled due to snow. yeah rah.
                      www.ncsporthorse.com

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dizzywriter View Post
                        My skill level is almost at GP. Look at the rules.

                        So, my imaginary horse has several awesome qualities:

                        1. He's close by
                        2. I can ride him

                        ...Ah, are those the footfalls of the piaffe that I'm hearing?
                        You forgot #3.... He's Not Crazy.... if you leave that part out, the universe will send you a lovely looking beast, with loads of potential, that's near you, and an owner or seller willing to let you ride/have it... but it will be bat sh!t crazy. I swear. You always gotta remember to put Not Crazy at the top of the list.
                        We couldn't all be cowboys, so some of us are clowns.

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                        • #13
                          Hey DZ.. DD has a couple of spare rocking horses you could borrow... she gets them to do some high level movements.. I never knew a rocking horse could do canter pirouttes before either until I saw her demonstrate them.
                          If i'm posting on Coth, it's either raining so I can't ride or it's night time and I can't sleep.

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                          • #14
                            Always the enabler. I think you should go for it!!


                            What shadbelly size do you wear?
                            www.specialhorses.org
                            a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by shea'smom View Post
                              Hi Dizzywriter. Write me back or I will talk about you at recess.
                              To keep this horse related, I taught an acual live clinic today. it was NOT cancelled due to snow. yeah rah.
                              Of course it's HR. What else could Grand Prix refer to, aside from my awesome cooking skills. Or is that Cordon Bleau?

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                              • #16
                                awww I wanna see the tuft of hair glued to your chin...
                                will it match your hair color or are you goin to be one of those peeps who's facial hair doesn't match their scalp.
                                If i'm posting on Coth, it's either raining so I can't ride or it's night time and I can't sleep.

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                                • #17
                                  Grand Prix is a type of squishable pad that goes under the saddle.
                                  www.specialhorses.org
                                  a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho" View Post
                                    Always the enabler. I think you should go for it!!


                                    What shadbelly size do you wear?
                                    My shadbelly is size X. It's really pretty, with piping and everything.

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                                    • #19
                                      Rocket Fuel?

                                      Ok who feed my horse rocket fuel this morning before our 4-H horse judging clinic?

                                      One little girl came up to me afterwards and told me a did a good job in trying to control my mare...

                                      But we did win the halter class, and my horse isn't the halter type!
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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by dizzywriter View Post
                                        My skill level is almost at GP. Look at the rules.

                                        So, my imaginary horse has several awesome qualities:

                                        1. He's close by
                                        2. I can ride him

                                        ...Ah, are those the footfalls of the piaffe that I'm hearing?
                                        It's best if you type them. Right diagonal pair, left diagonal pair:

                                        r-l-r-l-r-l-r-l-r-l- and out into passage....(or the rest of the keyboard...)
                                        Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation

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