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  • Okay admit it...how many people are running out to buy a box of smarties just to blow....
    It's alright, really!
    Just don't do it around the horses and spark a stampede....

    Everyone has the ability to make others happy. Some do it by entering a room, others by leaving.....
    ~~At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits~~

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    • Timmis all the way,every day, an addiction, maybe, but ooh soo tasty.
      Getting sick of "please play again"

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      • Are you serious????

        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unrequited:
        Didn't you guys hear about the study they did? Apparently Timmies has nicotine in it. Now that would explain everything!

        Me, I'm a Bucky by week and a Timmer on the weekends. I swear I'm far more jangle-y after the Timmies. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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        • Is a Ceasar the same thing as a Bloody Mary?

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          • I think my Mountie got lost in the mail

            I laugh in the face of danger! -- Then I hide until it goes away.
            It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
            bombs away is your punishment/pulverize the eiffel towers/who criticize your government

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            • Smarties are not that good is my own personal opinion. Starbucks way better than Tim Horton's but also more expensive. Poutine must have ketchup on it to be edible, but plain fries are better, so why mess with a good thing. Evil. I am an evil Canadian.

              Perfect is boring.
              Perfect is boring.

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nappingonthejob:
                Is a Ceasar the same thing as a Bloody Mary?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                Nope! Caesars are made with Clamato juice, vodka, Worchestershire sauce, tobasco sauce, salt, pepper and ice! Typically the glass will be rimmed with salt and pepper and served with a celery stalk or some other veggie. Yummy!

                ....and very good after a ride on a hot summer day.

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                • Ceasars are almost the same as Marys except the clamato juice (clam/tomato) isn't as thick as the tomato juice). They are soooooo popular here.

                  "Your only purpose in life may be to serve as a warning to others."
                  \"Your only purpose in life may be to serve as a warning to others.\"

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Black & Tan:
                    Ceasars are almost the same as Marys except the clamato juice (clam/tomato) isn't as thick as the tomato juice). _<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    Gasp!! Heresy! They are not at all like Bloody Marys! I beg to differ on this one! Most Americans think they are - I have an American staying with me temporarily who wont even try one because she 'doesnt like tomato juice'. I dont like tomato juice at all, but I LOFF Caesars!!!

                    [This message was edited by Riggs on Apr. 12, 2004 at 12:31 PM.]

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                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by One Jump:
                      I live in Hamilton (which I could have sworn was the Tim capital of the world) and I do not like their coffee. Can't admit that in public though. But it is time for Frozen Cappuccino's, YUM!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                      Any Hamiltonian will swear that we are the Timmy's capital of the world. If not for number of stores per capita, then at least for Tim Horton's shop density, or the original storefront down on Ottawa St.

                      And, yes, I agree One Jump/Wally, you dare not utter anything against Timmy's while in town...a fellow Hamiltonian here...I think you would find yourself surrounded by an East end gang of caffeined-up yahoos in all their mullet-ed glory beating you with their walnut crunch donut sticks. Just a thought.

                      As a horsey on-topic I've had to cut my Tim's consumption down after I calculated exactly how many $$ I was spending on the stuff on the way to the barn. I now have to allow myself x number of NON Timmy's trips to the barn before I can hit the drive through

                      ~Mighty TB Clique~
                      "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Ellen Parr
                      ~Mighty TB Clique~

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                      • I tried to get into Ceasar's, I really did. It seems far more acceptable to be guzzling them at 11:00 a.m. rather than the "hard" stuff....nope don't like them so I just look like a lush when watching the races at the track or having a luncheon....

                        Everyone has the ability to make others happy. Some do it by entering a room, others by leaving.....
                        ~~At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits~~

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                        • The nicotine would explain the odd taste in Timmy's... I'm actually not a fan (I know, BAD Canadian girl), but I'll drink Sleeman's by the..well...let's not discuss that.

                          No one told me I got a mountie when I joined EMG!!! Stable - when can I expect delivery? And does his horse come with him?
                          "Adulthood? You're playing with ponies. That is, like, every 9 year old girl's dream. Adulthood?? You're rocking the HELL out of grade 6, girl."

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                          • But of course! PT your address and I will ship you a few boxes and anything else I should add to the care package?

                            Everyone has the ability to make others happy. Some do it by entering a room, others by leaving.....
                            ~~At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits~~

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                            • OK, I'm SO late. LOL! But hey, I'm here now, right? I believe my darling Bebe was asking for me on page 2 of the original thread. Dang girl why didn't you call me? I've been galloping velveteeeeny noses outdoors in the sun for three days instead of sitting on the computer...

                              1) if a nuclear weapon were to detonate over Canada (not that we'd deserve it), all that would be left is tundra, polar bear livers and losing Tim Hortons Roll Up the Rim to Win cups
                              2) bagged milk can also double as a levy in the prairies during the spring floods
                              3) there is no other kind of beer
                              4) smarties are vastly superior to most other snack foods, although ketchup chips come a close second
                              5) our accent is charming, and according to the CBC (national public television network) we are developing truly cool regional dialects
                              6) all funny people were born in Canada, or have at least one Montreal Just For Laughs gene on their mother's side
                              7) not all mounties are good looking, but check out our French Canadian goalies (mmmm Josee Theodore)
                              8) the Leafs will beat the Sens tonight, and in the series
                              9) we take no responsibility for the actions and so-called "singing" of Avril Lavigne or Celin Dion
                              10) OK, I have nothing for 10, but I thought leaving it at 9 would be rather dumb, so I'm typing on this line to make it LOOK like I had something to say for number 10

                              Back to work with me!

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pendeen:
                                8) the Leafs will beat the Sens tonight, and in the series<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                I beg to differ. I'll bet you $5 CAN that the Sens win both tonight and the whole series.

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                                • Oh yeah, you have mail.

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                                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Riggs:
                                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Black & Tan:
                                    Ceasars are almost the same as Marys except the clamato juice (clam/tomato) isn't as thick as the tomato juice). _<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    Gasp!! Heresy! They are not at all like Bloody Marys! I beg to differ on this one! Most Americans think they are - I have an American staying with me temporarily who wont even try one because she 'doesnt like tomato juice'. I dont like tomato juice at all, but I LOFF Caesars!!!

                                    [This message was edited by Riggs on Apr. 12, 2004 at 12:31 PM.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    Hey Riggs, quite right you are!! I HATE tomato juice (too many must have a glass at Thanksgiving dinners) but love those Ceasars especially with a slice of lime, a celery stick, a shrimp and a hot pepper garnish. Now that is lunch in itself. You game for a Ceasar party? Will make those videos look REALLY funny after a while.

                                    Oh and Miss D - you're on!!! $5 You can pay me in Chocolate Eclairs if you wish!!

                                    "Your only purpose in life may be to serve as a warning to others."
                                    \"Your only purpose in life may be to serve as a warning to others.\"

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                                    • Black and Tan, sounds like a blast! I smell a Tailgate Party at Enter at A/Esprit's Breeders Show this year!! (But only if I can find someone to drive).

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                                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MissD:
                                        I beg to differ. I'll bet you $5 CAN that the Sens win both tonight _and_ the whole series.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                        Dangnabbit! If only I had come back on here yesterday I could've been _$5_ richer this morning.

                                        Why can't the Sens score, D? Have they lost the ability to put stick to puck and guide it to the net?

                                        Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!! If only I had a wack-job goalie icon, I would insert it here, doing a little nya-nya dance at you, but alas.

                                        OK, checking email now.

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                                        • Hey, the way I understood my wording, you're only $2.50 richer now! We'll have to wait until the series is over to determine the winner of the remaining $2.50.

                                          I can agree that Eddie is doing something right. There isn't much that the Sens are doing wrong, besides having a goalie who has too many off-nights. The Sens completely outplayed the Leafs (by 20 shots! ), but Belfour robbed several players several times. He's really good; I can't say that about the rest of the Leafs! Unfortunately, 'tis the goalie who matters most...

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