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12 horsey days of Christmas & 12 days of stall rest....

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  • 12 horsey days of Christmas & 12 days of stall rest....

    Sooo I was bored and I came up with this:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a young green off the track TB

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a two horse trailer for my young green off the track TB

    on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer for my young green off the track TB

    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB.

    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 days of stall rest, 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 chiro visits, 10 days of stall rest, 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

    On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 riding lessons, 11 chiro visits, 10 days of stall rest, 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB



    Whew that was a lot to type on my phone
    Last edited by horse-loverz; Dec. 17, 2009, 09:39 PM.
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  • #2
    LOL!!!! Too funny... and true!
    Standardbred Lover- owner of Studs Hooligan, aka Strider, ex- pacer, retrained for eventing and endurance
    Strider-OTSTB-, Gus-OTTB-, and Rio-rescued QH!
    Founder of the High Maintenance Horses Clique

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    • #3
      tehehe thanks HL! I posted this to my facebook page!
      "My shopping list is getting long but I will add the marshmallows right below the napalm." -Weighaton

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      • #4
        Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck; some nights I call it a draw. -- fun.

        My favorite podcasts: Overdue, The Black Tapes, Tanis, Rabbits, How Did This Get Made?, Up and Vanished.

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        • #5
          Better keep that true love around.....very clever, as usual!

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          • #6
            Love this! Thanks for sharing!!

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              #7
              As a spin off...

              The 12 days of stall rest....

              On the first day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me one gram of bute to be given daily..

              On the second day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me... 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the third day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me... 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 4th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me.. 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...


              On the 5th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me..5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 6th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me..6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 7th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me..7 doses of legend, 6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 8th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me..8 new supplements, 7 doses of legend, 6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 9th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me..9 different blood tests, 8 new supplements, 7 doses of legend, 6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 10th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me.. 10 different diagnoses, 9 different blood tests, 8 new supplements, 7 doses of legend, 6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 11th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me.. 11 referrals to specialists 10 different diagnoses, 9 different blood tests, 8 new supplements, 7 doses of legend, 6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily...

              On the 12th day of stall rest my dear vet gave to me.. 12 months to pay him, 11 referrals to specialists 10 different diagnoses, 9 different blood tests, 8 new supplements, 7 doses of legend, 6 joint injections, 5 WEEKS OF GASTOGUARD, 4 compression bandages, 3 different x-rays, 2 dressing changes and a gram of bute to be given daily.
              ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
              ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
              ';;;;;;; clique
              //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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              • #8
                WHOOP!!!
                HAS provides hospital care to 340,000 people in Haiti's Artibonite Valley 24/7/365/earthquake/cholera/whatever.
                www.hashaiti.org blog:http://hashaiti.org/blog

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                • #9
                  haha love it! and where can I find a true love like that? anyone want to send me one? i've already got the ottb picked-now I just need the true love (or bank roll ) to make it happen

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                  • #10
                    Y'all are just too clever for words!!

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                      #11
                      Thanks all
                      ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
                      ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
                      ';;;;;;; clique
                      //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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                      • #12
                        Who wants to figure up the cost of these 12 days for me? That way, I'll know better how to budget 2010! LOL!
                        Standardbred Lover- owner of Studs Hooligan, aka Strider, ex- pacer, retrained for eventing and endurance
                        Strider-OTSTB-, Gus-OTTB-, and Rio-rescued QH!
                        Founder of the High Maintenance Horses Clique

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by AJHorsey View Post
                          Who wants to figure up the cost of these 12 days for me? That way, I'll know better how to budget 2010! LOL!
                          LOL soo true!

                          great post Horse-loverz

                          I believe the normal version would cost something like 86 000 to do. A radio dj commented on the fact that due to inflation and price of gold that price went up this year. lol

                          P.
                          A Wandering Albertan - NEW Africa travel blog!

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                            #14
                            Christmas bump!!
                            ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
                            ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
                            ';;;;;;; clique
                            //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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