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  • Bumper Sticker

    Seen on errands this morning:

    Driver Carries No Cash
    (I spent it all on my horse)


  • #2
    Yeah, that one is pretty funny.

    I also like the one that says "My horse bucked off your honor student."
    I saw the angel in the marble and I set him free. - Michaelangelo

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    • #3
      My current car has the one about "My horse ate my paycheck," along with "Are you going to cowboy up, or just lay there and bleed?"

      My ancient Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser, held together with spit and duct tape, had, "If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari."
      "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

      Graphite/Pastel Portraits

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      • #4
        Hay!~

        These are all our bumper stickers!!! Please see our web site: www.horsehollowpress.com and click on bumper stickers!

        My favorite bumper sticker is:
        1. Sorry but that barn smell is my aromatherapy
        2. Are you going to cowboy up or lay there and bleed!
        3. We don't haul for 6th place!

        Thank you all!!!!

        We have about 100 bumper stickers in our line
        Last edited by pines4equines; Dec. 7, 2009, 04:39 PM. Reason: additional line at the bottom!
        Sorry! But that barn smell is my aromatherapy!
        One of our horsey bumper stickers! www.horsehollowpress.com
        Add Very Funny Horse Bumper Stickers on facebook

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        • #5
          Oh, the barn smell one says it all!!

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          • #6
            yep, isnt that the truth!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dressagetraks View Post
              Seen on errands this morning:

              Driver Carries No Cash
              (I spent it all on my horse)

              I used to have that one on my old Buick! Before that, my EXP proclaimed "My horse is more pampered than my husband". I have yet to discover one for the new car.
              Cindy

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              • #8
                Back in 2001, November 1st if I'm not mistaken, COTH magazine did an article from this forum on 'What is your horse's bumper sticker?" There were 3 stories of the horses and riders and I was fortunate enough to be one they chose with my Chocolate Centurion QH horse. His bumper sticker was "Work fascinates me, I can stand and watch it for hours!" Along with his story was a picture of him helping some friends install new bottoms for my dutch doors. He was right in there within a couple of feet from the guys supervising!
                Sue

                I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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                • #9
                  Thanks, pines4equines... I just drove my brand-new car home tonight and need to start decorating its hindquarters. (:
                  "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

                  Graphite/Pastel Portraits

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                  • #10
                    My favorite is "silly cowboy! trucks are for girls!" sooo going on my first pickup. I also have "heaven is filled with horses" on the back of my computer.
                    Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

                    http://showertimecontemplations.blogspot.com/

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                    • #11
                      My truck sports "proud owner of a beautiful but perfectly useless horse"
                      "The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear" ~ Socrates

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                      • #12
                        Pines - your bumper stickers are GREAT! My favorite one is the one that reads: A woman needs 2 animals: A good horse and a jackass to pay for it. That was hilarious!

                        I have to say, my favorite bumper sticker of all time is:

                        Mean People Suck

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SarahandSam View Post
                          "If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari."


                          I love this one!

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                          • #14
                            LOL, I just saw the "Jack Russells: They're football-shaped for a reason" and cracked up... but as my barn owner has a pack of them, I should probably refrain from purchasing it. d;
                            "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

                            Graphite/Pastel Portraits

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                            • #15
                              bumper stickers

                              Originally posted by pines4equines View Post
                              These are all our bumper stickers!!! Please see our web site: www.horsehollowpress.com and click on bumper stickers!

                              My favorite bumper sticker is:
                              1. Sorry but that barn smell is my aromatherapy
                              2. Are you going to cowboy up or lay there and bleed!
                              3. We don't haul for 6th place!

                              Thank you all!!!!

                              We have about 100 bumper stickers in our line
                              Thes are some great ones!!!

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