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Anyone else's horse have a weird barn name?

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  • Anyone else's horse have a weird barn name?

    Has anyone ever had someone give their horse a weird barn name, and had it stick? My trainer couldn't remember my horses name (Bear) so he started calling him Beuford (I'm not even sure how to spell it!). Well now, the name's kind of stuck, and I catch myself calling him Beuford, and honestly, he kind of looks like a Beuford. So what about y'all, any other weird barn names?

  • #2
    Disclamer-my horses both came with their names

    Satan (High I Q was his registered name)

    Deliverance (Parkerview's Deliverance)



    • #3
      wacko-and yes she was pretty wacko
      "Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson~


      • #4
        Doodles,which sometimes turns into Doodlebug,Doodleiscious,or Doods.,depending on his mood.


        • Original Poster

          Sounds like you're all set up for a good horror film there Demi. You could have exorcisms and scary banjos.


          • #6
            There was a horse named Lucy-fer... guess how she got that one?


            • #7
              I've had, among others, Squiggy, AbFab, Splash, and Sprout.
              "It's like a Russian nesting doll of train wrecks."--CaitlinandTheBay

              ...just settin' on the Group W bench.


              • #8
                We have a

                --Sin (as in, we really aren't supposed to buy a horse today we're going to hell sin)
                --Seven (as in, he was such a jerk he must have committed at least seven deadly sins)
                and a
                --Redic (cause he was really really ridiculously goodlooking)
                Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
                Sam: A job? Does it pay?
                Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
                Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.


                • #9
                  My guys...

                  Boo or Booboo (Abu Pharoh), bay arabian gelding died 03/2001 @ 33 yrs
                  Gumdrop (Kaz El Hadeen) another bay arabian gelding died 01/2005 @ 28 yrs
                  Gator (TA Exclusive) my last bay arab gelding, died 9/21/09 @ 25 yrs (I miss him terrribly.)

                  Gem 28 yr old chestnut gelding, he was called Dan, then Copper and Gemini by his old owner (12 ys ago). To us, just Gem.

                  Toby, fjordX, was known as Fifth Wheel by his prior owner. Can you imagine hollering for Fifth Wheel?

                  My daughter just got a new horse, he's black going grey. Chili..
                  Last edited by craz4crtrs; Oct. 8, 2009, 09:45 PM. Reason: oops spelling


                  • #10
                    I have one named Thug. He's white (well, grey). Oh the irony.
                    "Are you yawning? You don't ride well enough to yawn. I can yawn, because I ride better than you. Meredith Michael Beerbaum can yawn. But you? Not so much..."
                    -George Morris


                    • #11
                      No clue how this came about, but I started calling our little pony yearling "Pookie Pants".... don't ask.
                      Ryu Equestrian & Facebook Page
                      Breeding Horses Today, for the Equestrian Sport of Tomorrow.
                      Osteen & Gainesville, Florida.


                      • #12
                        horse donated to college was named "fru". Name was immediately changed.
                        Had a pony at camp, Charlie, whom the staff called him "Chuckie" when there was no campers within earshot. He definitely earned the name.


                        • #13
                          I think my one horse thinks his name is SOB. As in "stand still you sob" "get over you SOB" "get off my foot you SOB". He really is a dirty rotten sob to be around. But the heart of a lion when working. LF
                          Lostfarming in Idaho


                          • #14
                            Strange Range (aka Killer)

                            Doofus (Dudley Do right)

                            Staple (got head staples when young)
                            Shop online at


                            • #15
                              We have a pony named "Snickers" in our barn that when no one else is listening I call "nickerdoodlebug". He loves it. It's guaranteed to get an ears forward "yes? did you call me? Got a cookie?"


                              • #16
                                Yep... but it's not PG. His name was Wishbone, perhaps you can extrapolate? It was all my friends fault... not mine, I swear.


                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by maudie View Post
                                  There was a horse named Lucy-fer... guess how she got that one?
                                  We have one of those too, lol.

                                  Nostalgia - I call her Nozi which I have to be careful because it sometimes comes out Nazi and I get weird looks.

                                  Kenny Chesney - we immediately changed his name to K.C.
                                  “It's about the horse and that's it.” - GM

                                  !! is the new .


                                  • #18
                                    my horse's name is Fuzzy....ends up being fuzzy wuzzy(you know, the rhyme) He is named that because when i first got him he was a very hairy horse(at 3 he was one ugly duckling) I have to clip him at least 4 times a year cause he has so much hair...


                                    • #19

                                      'nuff said.

                                      He came with that name and he knows it. And it does fit him.


                                      • #20
                                        Smidgen (smallest foal born past spring)
                                        God ( Magical, the stallion)
                                        and my personal favorite, Macaroni Pony
                                        Stallions are from Mars.
                                        Mares are from Venus.
                                        Ponies are from Hell!