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  • It looks to me like COTH should do several designs!! Since I have nothing original to add, I vote for the following:

    "When I can't ride, I post"
    "Where's the fruitbat?"
    "What the fuh?"
    "[This message was edited by Erin...]"
    "Willem quote"
    "Top 10 reasons..." (Jingles & LOFF first)

    I'd probably buy a couple if they came in different designs. If not, the top ten list might be the best way to get the most in one shirt
    Y'all ain't right!

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    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>

      "IMHO DQ'S are PITA's, HP's see GM & say OMGIH a BNT, & FWIW the BGSG has me ROTFLMAOPIMP. Don't understand? Join COTH!" Or something far more witty than that.

      Or even just, "I post on COTH."

      _"Good horses train themselves. It's the common ones you can't figure out what to do with."
      ~Jim Dennis 1923-2004_<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


      OMG Love it!!!

      Quick question... what is OMGiH ?

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      *Member of the Colorful Helmets Clique*
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      • I have one!!
        Not nearly as good as others posted but here goes:

        To Do List:

        Eat
        Sleep
        Ride
        Study- crossed out and scribbled in- Post on COTH BB

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        *Member of the Colorful Helmets Clique*
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        • Nauset, OMGiH is Willem speak. It stands for Oh Mein Gott in Himmel, I think.
          They don't call me frugal for nothing.
          Proud and achy member of the Eventing Grannies clique.

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          • COTH: Can You Feel The Loff?

            Hali
            (whomever is downloading from my album...STOP PLEASE!)
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            Triton (Gralshüter x Gomessa)
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            Viper Too (Blushing Bug x Surely Humble)

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            • I'm sorry, I've tried and tried but can't figure out BGSG. Help!
              And, well, I kind of like a bit of obscurity. Makes me feel in the know, which sounds stupid based on the question above

              "There are friends and faces that may be forgotten, but there are horses that never will be." Andy Adams
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              • BGSG = Baby Greenie Support Group, for those going through the traumas and uncertainties of starting and developing youngsters and green horses.

                ~~~~~~~~~~~~
                "Discussing concepts like fair play and decorum with certain marketing people is like discussing salad with your cat." Bruce Davis, Executive Director, Acadamy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences (Feb. 26, 2004)
                "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                • I LOVE the [edited by Erin] one, that had me cracking up.

                  I also like Willem's quote (the first one mentioned by Portia), which had me in tears But I think maybe we should save that for a fundraising T-shirt for Cushings like was suggested.

                  Oh, and Little Indian's "COTH: Can You Feel The Loff?"

                  Anything with finging, flipping, and numping.

                  And, of course, "Where's the fruitbat?"



                  -Anne, the humble servant of Greg and Ziggy-
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                  • Whats FWIW?
                    I can figure out everything else, 'cept that.

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                    *Playmate Of The Year*'Round The Bend*China Figurine*Creme Filling*
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                    Manure Happens.
                    *Playmate Of The Year*\'Round The Bend*China Figurine*Creme Filling*

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                    • FWIW: For What It's Worth

                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
                      "Discussing concepts like fair play and decorum with certain marketing people is like discussing salad with your cat." Bruce Davis, Executive Director, Acadamy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences (Feb. 26, 2004)
                      "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                      • I love the top ten, almost wet my pants on that one.. glad i didnt have anything in my mouth, as the computuer would be wearing it.
                        my vote for the top 10!

                        and i love the edited by erin...

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                        I Kill Threads...

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                        • OK, here's my stab at a top 10 list

                          Top 10 Reasons to visit COTH

                          10. You never knew you could do so many things with a Peep.
                          9. You learn why Canadians look forward to U.S. Thanksgiving.
                          8. You can rhapsodize for days over pictures of horse feet an no one will lock you up.
                          7. You can impress everyone (even DQs!) with haiku wars.
                          6. You can learn all the latest h/j fashion trends whether you wanted to or not.
                          5. You can flip, nump or fing and others will join you.
                          4. You can get vital information on managing T.I.P.
                          3. You can be a member of the Baby Greenie Support Group (even if he ain’t green)
                          2. You can [This message was edited by Erin on March 6, 2004 at 06:39 PM.]
                          1. You can get lots of Jingles and Loff

                          Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
                          Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                          • Okay, I'm sharing here in the hope of getting this image outta my head!

                            Picture Elmer Fudd... in viking helmut with horns... and an opera dress... singing... "Where's the fwootbat, where's the fwootbat, where's the..."

                            My mind is a terrible place to be trapped.

                            SCFarm
                            The above post is an opinion, just an opinion. If it were a real live fact it would include supporting links to websites full of people who already agreed with me.

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                            • Oh geez thanks LLDM! Not only am I picturing Fudd on the VERY Rubenesque fat white horsie...but I now have the song "Where's the fwooootbat" stuck in my heaad!

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                              Member of: Non-GPA Clique
                              Auto Release Clique
                              Connecticut Clique
                              Helmet Nazi Clique
                              You jump in the saddle,
                              Hold onto the bridle!
                              Jump in the line!
                              ...Belefonte

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                              • MistyBlue - DarnItAll! Transfer was almost complete, but you had counter with the fat white horsie didntcha! Arg, it's BAAAACK! I'll never sleep now.

                                BTW - How's your Rhinestone Cowboy doing?

                                SCFarm

                                Where's the frootbat, where's the froooootbat, where's the fwoooo.. -Elmer's Alter
                                The above post is an opinion, just an opinion. If it were a real live fact it would include supporting links to websites full of people who already agreed with me.

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                                • LOL, beat ya to the fat white horsie! Check it out here:
                                  http://www.nonstick.com/real/movies/...Concerto56k.rm
                                  The rhinestone cowboy thing has had a helping hand. I've recently bought a cute little paint gelding! A previously western paint gelding! Which means if I find the time this coming season from barn building, ring building, fence building, breeding, etc....I'm going to high tail it to try out team penning with him. (hope he's not afraid of cows) And I plan on dressing REALLY gaudy if I go, LOL!

                                  Equine Crash Test Dummy
                                  Member of: Non-GPA Clique
                                  Auto Release Clique
                                  Connecticut Clique
                                  Helmet Nazi Clique
                                  You jump in the saddle,
                                  Hold onto the bridle!
                                  Jump in the line!
                                  ...Belefonte

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                                  • I want them ALL!!

                                    ***** Currently assigned to the mouth-gaping, lip-flapping, head-twisting, wood-chewing, boot-shredding phase of baby greenie ownership! *****
                                    Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                                    • You know--here really is such a thing as a fruitbat...

                                      What are you going to do if you are approached someone who is really into fruitbats if you wear a fruitbat T-shirt???

                                      "Take care, beware--of greedy leaders who take you where you should not go..." ~~George Harrison~~
                                      "Don't blame Hogg or the other teens. The adults are supposed to know better. If only we could find any." ~Tom Nichols, professor of national security affairs at the Naval War College~

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                                      • I like the top ten list And of course, Wheres the fruitbat?

                                        If riding were all blue ribbons and bright lights, I would have quit long ago.
                                        ~George Morris
                                        If riding were all blue ribbons and bright lights, I would have quit long ago.
                                        ~George Morris

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                                        • maybe i'm getting old, but Where's the Fruitbat is ho-hum on the entertainment scale to me.
                                          I think anything put on a shirt should be something that has been going on for a while and will have meaning.
                                          I LOVE the [edited by Erin]
                                          Totally funny

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