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  • Oh ...
    My ...
    God ...
    MistyBlue where on earth did you find that?
    I think that pic with the Where's the Fruitbat on the back.
    COTH'er on the front would be perfect. I'm not a t-shirt person but that I would buy in a heartbeat.
    I'm still giggling in my cubie
    Even duct tape can't fix stupid

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    • Maybe it's just me (hey, I guess it is just_me ), but I don't think the slogan of the shirt should be too obscure. COTH is a great magazine, and the forums are great bulletin boards. I think the slogan should be funny but should relate to the fact that the COTH forums are horsey bulletin boards. I think that if people see a COTH shirt, they should have some idea of what the slogan means

      No offense meant to fruit bats or Willem.

      If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown
      People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff.

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      • For that reason I like "online or on equine."

        Says a lot in a simple slogan.

        -Kelsey-
        WTF? Here they are!

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        • I NEEEEEED a t-shirt that has the COTH logo on the front corner and "Where's the Fruitbat?" on the back, puhleeeeeeez?

          and maybe one with the finging and numping reference...and definitely one with Willem's quote - can we have more than one? This is great!

          If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've
          never tried before.
          If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kels:
            For that reason I like "online or on equine."

            Says a lot in a simple slogan.
            -Kelsey-
            <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
            Kelsey, I agree. It is a good slogan and is apropos.

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            If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown
            People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff.

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            • I love the finging reference...."I fing and nump online at COTH"

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              • Here are my requests:
                1) One with Willem's quote & the pic from Merry's book (portion of proceeds to go the reseach)
                2) One with Top 10 list of Reasons to be a COTHer
                3) One simple one with the "When I can't ride, I post" & the COTH logo.

                I am in for all 3!

                [This message was edited by nycjumper on Mar. 05, 2004 at 03:07 PM.]
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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by June:
                  I LOFF LOFF LOFF Portia's suggestion!!

                  Mine would be "COTH'ers do it on-line"

                  hee hee....

                  Prayers continue,
                  love, June

                  "The world's greatest achievements often happen on the edge of chaos"
                  <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Hey June! Th at would be a lovely slogan for the people who show their horses on the line, like the Hunter Breeders....

                  "Hunter Breeders do it on the line."



                  Kioko

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                  • So many good ones. The top ten could be "Top Ten Phrases that WOuld Make Sense if You Were a COTH Regular"

                    Willhelm, peeps, Haiku, love them all. Something I actually said to someone offline, "Shiney butt? My BOSS did it"


                    I think there are too many good ones - maybe you need some postits or something to use all the good ones?

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                    • I didn't see the [edited by Erin...] and I LOFF that one!! how 'bout an updated Top 10?

                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EventerAJ:
                      TOP 10 REASONS TO BE A COTH'er:
                      (compiled from some of y'alls suggestions)

                      10. 1001 Peep recipes
                      9. Fashion advice regarding T.I.P.
                      8. Finging, flipping, and socked numping.
                      7. Where's the fruitbat?
                      6. DQ Haiku
                      5. GM/DR/ASTM/BNT/USEF/(oldenburg) debate du jour
                      4. Sunniflax, BOSS *& a dash of paprika*
                      3. Hoof Fetish Clique
                      2. [This message was edited by Erin on March 6, 2004 at 06:39 PM.]
                      1. Jingles and LOFF.

                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      ~AJ~
                      Message edited to fix the numbering-- the middle ones can be shifted around as needed

                      [This message was edited by EventerAJ on Mar. 05, 2004 at 04:59 PM.]

                      [This message was edited by EventerAJ on Mar. 05, 2004 at 05:00 PM.]
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                      ? Albert Einstein

                      ~AJ~

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                      • Okay, I'm not asking, I'm demanding the top 10 one. I love the addition of Erin!

                        BTW - can someone elighten me what TIP stands for in #2?
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                        • TIP = The Inverness Problem

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                          • "Salem Jury" in recognition of shrill witchhunters among us.

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                            • nycjumper - I'm with you on those three.

                              I love the edited Top Ten List, but it needs to be the other way - Jingles and LOFF should be #1!

                              Oh!! I know! One with the pic of Willem and Coreene on the front and a bunch of Willem quotes on the back - with the profits going to Cushings research. If COTH doesn't want to do that, maybe we could do it on our own...


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                              • Original Poster

                                Great ideas! Keep 'em coming.

                                Just so everyone knows, we're a little limited in the tshirt design. I think there can be a small pocket logo on the front (the COTH logo would be the logical choice for that one), and then a larger graphic/writing on the back.

                                If we were to do a Willem shirt to benefit Cushings, it might have to be a separate project so we can somehow funnel the profits to UC Davis. I'm not quite sure how that would work with the vendor site I've been working with, so let me look into that a little more.

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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistyBlue:
                                  I'm trying to find the "owner" of Inga and Helga's photo. However, instead I've come across some disturbing news about the FB twins. Helga Nump hasn't been able to handle her sudden fame so well and has gone on a binge. Yes, you've guessed it...she's been devouring baby quiches and peeps at an alarming rate!
                                  http://www.batcon.org/adoptabat/c-epowah.jpg
                                  <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  OK--thanks MistyBlue. Sammy's Dad is now mad at me cause i was talkin on the phone with him when i looked at this picture and fell out of my chair. I then tried to explain PIMP. He just doesn't get it!!!!

                                  BTW--I like the top 10, Willem's quote and "When I can't ride...".

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                                  Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons--For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!

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                                  • out of the loop on this one - PIMP?

                                    If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've
                                    never tried before.
                                    If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

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                                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sammy's Mom:
                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistyBlue:
                                      I'm trying to find the "owner" of Inga and Helga's photo. However, instead I've come across some disturbing news about the FB twins. Helga Nump hasn't been able to handle her sudden fame so well and has gone on a binge. Yes, you've guessed it...she's been devouring baby quiches and peeps at an alarming rate!
                                      http://www.batcon.org/adoptabat/c-epowah.jpg
                                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      OK--thanks MistyBlue. Sammy's Dad is now mad at me cause i was talkin on the phone with him when i looked at this picture and fell out of my chair. I then tried to explain PIMP. He just doesn't get it!!!!

                                      BTW--I like the top 10, Willem's quote and "When I can't ride...".

                                      There is no spoon--Neo<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      And 3 year old philly cheese steaks!

                                      -Kelsey-
                                      WTF? Here they are!

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                                      • PIMP=Pee (Pissed) In My Pants

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                                        • I'd loff to see the Willem quote.

                                          And: Power to the little peeple

                                          I don't remember who posted something like this: I am an alter, don't take anything I say seriously.

                                          Robby's "What the fuh!?!?!?" is classic.

                                          How about: on the front the CotH logo and on the back: Enough insider info to make Martha scream where's the fruitbat!!!!!
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