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  • I dont know what youre using for t-shirts erin, but i ask for caution if you use cafe press. Ive gotten some verry crummy shirts, that were very expensive from there. They lasted one wash and thats it. Others have said the same.... They use the iron on type transfer things from what i can figure out. they just dont hold up


    Its not gravity that hurts, its the earth's aceleration upwards at 9.8 m/s. Gravity is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
    Es de mi

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    • Yea, I'd rather have good stitched shirts.

      I vote for the hooded sweatshirts, too!

      -Kelsey-
      WTF? Here they are!

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      • Hoodies! Please! And they could work to our benefit too-a t-shirt can only be worn so many times before people start looking at you funny. But think about how often you can wear a good hoodie!

        All those horse show mornings, late nights at the barn, even in the summer, when there's just a little nip in the air-I always keep one in my trunk. And those nice heather grey ones disguise the dirt oh so nicely

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        • It's a COTH thing. You wouldn't understand.



          My vote is for Portia's Willem quote, but some of the more obscure suggestions are HYSTERICAL. MistyBlue, after pulling up the photo of the fat-cheeked fruitbat, I am pretty sure my boss thinks I have lost it. I am still laughing.

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          The hardest to learn was the least complicated.
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          The hardest to learn was the least complicated.

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          • How about;

            COTH:
            Where the DQ's are vain
            The HP's complain
            The Eventers have sprains
            The Breeders are pains
            And the Trolls won't reign

            Equine Crash Test Dummy
            Member of: Non-GPA Clique
            Auto Release Clique
            Connecticut Clique
            Helmet Nazi Clique
            You jump in the saddle,
            Hold onto the bridle!
            Jump in the line!
            ...Belefonte

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CuriousGeorge:
              BH1, I like the shameless bump one with graphic of a bamboo pole<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

              Shame, shame on you folks who GOT that one

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              • This Jingle's for you!

                ~Kryswyn~
                "Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo"
                ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
                Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

                "Life is merrier with a terrier!"

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                • owabout "Be in the know"with COTH? ::

                  breeder of Mercury!

                  remember to enjoy the moment, and take a momento enjoy!, and give thanks for thesewonderful horses in our lives.

                  [This message was edited by carol Ames on Mar. 13, 2004 at 02:54 PM.]
                  breeder of Mercury!

                  remember to enjoy the moment, and take a moment to enjoy and give God the glory for these wonderful horses in our lives.BECAUSE: LIFE is What Happens While Making Other Plans

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                  • very nice, MistyBlue!

                    Barbara

                    Standardbred Clique
                    Arabian Clique

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                    • on the front of a hoodie-
                      What the world needs now, is loff, sweet loff.
                      on the back of a hoodie
                      it's the only thing that there's just too little of.
                      and COTH after the writing.


                      Hali
                      (whomever is downloading from my album...STOP PLEASE!)
                      http://community.webshots.com/user/littleindian94
                      Triton (Gralshüter x Gomessa)
                      Brindaro (Banbury Errol x Mendul)
                      Viper Too (Blushing Bug x Surely Humble)

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                      • omg! I loff *all* of these!!! I don't think I could choose just one! Oooh MistyBlue, good poem!!! I like that one a lot. I *LOFF* the Willem quotes! Oooh! And I think my favorite so far is the last post that was made by Little Indian

                        Member of the Non-GPA Clique!
                        http://community.webshots.com/user/dizzylizzy549

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                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serendipity:
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord Helpus:
                          I am sorry I missed BH1's post before Erin deleted it. Anyone who saw it, please email me with it also, so I am not outta the loop there also.
                          <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          Bless you Serendipity for sharing with us all!

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                          The Mighty Thoroughbred Clique ... features new black on white felt patches!
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                          • I'm all about hoodies! I also vote for Portia's Willem quote.

                            ~This is *way* more fun than doing something productive~
                            ~This is *way* more fun than doing something productive~

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                            • Another vote for the wisdom of Willem.

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                              • what about "i read it on COTH!"

                                or

                                "i COTH, therefor i am!"

                                i also like the idea of a top ten list

                                TGFPT clique

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                                • The quote is: " Some horses leave hoofprints on/in the heart",

                                  and the graphic could be hoof prints arranged as a smile ?

                                  breeder of Mercury!

                                  remember to enjoy the moment, and take a momento enjoy!, and give thanks for thesewonderful horses in our lives.
                                  breeder of Mercury!

                                  remember to enjoy the moment, and take a moment to enjoy and give God the glory for these wonderful horses in our lives.BECAUSE: LIFE is What Happens While Making Other Plans

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                                  • It'It'sSaturday;do you know where your COTH isconfused: ?

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                                    breeder of Mercury!

                                    remember to enjoy the moment, and take a momento enjoy!, and give thanks for these wonderful horses in our lives. :

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                                    [This message was edited by carol Ames on Mar. 13, 2004 at 05:51 PM.]
                                    breeder of Mercury!

                                    remember to enjoy the moment, and take a moment to enjoy and give God the glory for these wonderful horses in our lives.BECAUSE: LIFE is What Happens While Making Other Plans

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                                    • eyewitness therefore i am

                                      Comment


                                      • How about
                                        CHRONICleoftheHORSE LOVER.
                                        That required a lot of brainpower. I'm going to nap now....yeesh...!

                                        www.colorofhorses.com "The Place For Young Horse Lovers"
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                                        • Sry about all the edits on my last post, the gremlins are being most unruly today!

                                          breeder of Mercury!

                                          remember to enjoy the moment, and take a momento enjoy!, and give thanks for these wonderful horses in our lives.

                                          [This message was edited by carol Ames on Mar. 13, 2004 at 06:04 PM.]
                                          breeder of Mercury!

                                          remember to enjoy the moment, and take a moment to enjoy and give God the glory for these wonderful horses in our lives.BECAUSE: LIFE is What Happens While Making Other Plans

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