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  • Have a good laugh at my expense....

    sooo, I thought it would be a good idea to advertize on Craigslist to get rid of manure. I make an ad that basically says it has lots of uses: garden fertilizer, filling low sandy spots, adding to compost piles to help make more heat..etc. Lots of uses.

    I must be attracting the crazies. I get a reply from someone asking if it would be good for marinating tube steak.

    Without thinking I reply that you probably could but I wouldn't want to eat it, LOL.

    Then after I hit the send button, I realized what I just said.

    I haven't heard back from him, BUT I get another email today from a lady with a foreign (Indian) name that speaks in broken English. Sounds like a scammer but who would bother scamming for free manure?

    We have a couple of conversations and she is asking pretty odd questions such as if the manure is good in nutrients. I reply that the horses get a diet with a lot of alfalfa which is nutrient rich.

    She then says her husband grows cucumbers and she grows melons.

    At this point, I don't know if I shoudl take this request seriously. LOL
    Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
    Bernard M. Baruch

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    This is so funny! When I advertised my free manure I had people lined up in my driveway, they even started yelling at each other. Now I didn't have that much and it was load and haul yourself so they were afraid it would be all gone. I had to go into the house a few times to laugh. One man had plastic in the trunk of his Mercedes and loaded the manure, I thought he is not going to get the smell out anytime soon. People are funny!

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    • #3
      Fuuuuunnnnny!

      Okay, I'm laughing, thinking, who the heck so desperately needs a life that they respond to CL ads with fodder like this?!? But then I realize that, OMG, I'm responding to your response to their response...oh my.

      Good luck reducing your sh@# pile!

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      • #4
        ...to paraphrase George Carlin, must be good shit.
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        a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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        • #5
          Heh heh heh! Cukes & melons--too funny!!

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          • #6
            Ha, those make me LOL at my desk.
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            • #7
              Wow. Do you think there's any market for my dog and cat sh**!

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              • #8
                Wait...doesn't tube steak mean....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Amwrider View Post
                  I must be attracting the crazies. I get a reply from someone asking if it would be good for marinating tube steak.

                  Without thinking I reply that you probably could but I wouldn't want to eat it, LOL.

                  Then after I hit the send button, I realized what I just said.
                  ROTFLMAO Glad I wasn't drinking anything

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                    #10
                    I am thinking the cuke and melon lady is a scammer. She is asking about packaging up horse sh!t to send to her....
                    Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
                    Bernard M. Baruch

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                    • #11
                      I tried to get rid of my manure pile once too...placed an ad that read "Free USED shavings" (How the heck do ya say 'pooped on shavings??') And I too listed all the great uses....
                      Got a lady who called, asking me if it would be possible for me to remove all the poop from the shavings - so that she could re-use it in her stalls. She didn't want the poop...just the free shavings.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Amwrider View Post
                        I am thinking the cuke and melon lady is a scammer. She is asking about packaging up horse sh!t to send to her....
                        This pleases me. The Amwrider scammer thread of ALL scammer threads. Lord I hope she is a scammer

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Amwrider View Post
                          I am thinking the cuke and melon lady is a scammer. She is asking about packaging up horse sh!t to send to her....
                          If she's from India or thereabouts, like you said, manure is probably highly prized fertilizer and sold in packages.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Amwrider View Post
                            I am thinking the cuke and melon lady is a scammer. She is asking about packaging up horse sh!t to send to her....
                            Er ... so is the "tube steak" guy.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TBMaggie View Post
                              I tried to get rid of my manure pile once too...placed an ad that read "Free USED shavings" (How the heck do ya say 'pooped on shavings??') And I too listed all the great uses....
                              Got a lady who called, asking me if it would be possible for me to remove all the poop from the shavings - so that she could re-use it in her stalls. She didn't want the poop...just the free shavings.
                              I would have said "Darlin' if you want the shavings, feel free to pick the poop out with your hands yourself."

                              Oh brother!
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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by Seven-up View Post
                                Wait...doesn't tube steak mean....

                                I got that, but the he does cukes and she does melons took me a moment of and then
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                                • #17
                                  So, I guess I shouldn't let my equestrian club girls put ads in the local, small-town newspaper for delivering manure as a fund raiser any more ...

                                  melons, cukes and tube steak, oh my ...
                                  "One person's cowboy is another person's blooming idiot" -- katarine

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                                  • #18
                                    I put a sign out, saying "free composted manure- appointment only" with my phone number.

                                    I got home one day, to find a very nice old lady shoveling up the mulch I had delivered, into a trash can, and attempting to put it into her car. "Uh, M'am..."

                                    I had another one back through my yard, load up, get stuck, trash my yard, and get mad at me. Uh...no appointment, either.

                                    I put the ad on Freecycle, thinking they couldn't just stop in, right? Well, after they pick up one load, they tell their friends, and I come home to a "free for all".

                                    The pile is getting bigger.
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                                    • #19
                                      Yup, I had a lady come here yesterday wanting to give up her horse. She proceeded to ask me if I pick up my manure as she would like it. Well, from the stalls and paddocks yes but not 60 acres of pasture for sure. Thats what a drag is for.

                                      So, she said she cant have shavings in it, if I separate it, she will bag it and sell it. Ya right, and i am an idiot. I told her she could drive around my fields LOL.
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                                      • #20
                                        wise up

                                        besides that craig's list attracts the kinks & killers.....
                                        there is a reasonable distance one might by pass local stables for your free sh..shavings.
                                        advertize locally. it may not be free, but it might be kook free.
                                        more hay, less grain

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