• Welcome to the Chronicle Forums.
    Your forum sign-up is not complete, you must add an Alias/Screen Name before you can post to the forums. Your name and email is not exposed to Forum users, only the Screen Name is accessible or viewable. The forums and the rest of www.chronofhorse.com has single sign-in, so your log in information for one will automatically work for the other. Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the individual and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Chronicle of the Horse.
    Complete Profile
  • Welcome to the Chronicle Forums.
    Please complete your profile. The forums and the rest of www.chronofhorse.com has single sign-in, so your log in information for one will automatically work for the other. Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the individual and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Chronicle of the Horse.
    Complete Profile

Announcement

Collapse

Forum rules and no-advertising policy

As a participant on this forum, it is your responsibility to know and follow our rules. Please read this message in its entirety.

Board Rules

1. You’re responsible for what you say.
As outlined in Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, The Chronicle of the Horse and its affiliates, as well Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd., the developers of vBulletin, are not legally responsible for statements made in the forums.

This is a public forum viewed by a wide spectrum of people, so please be mindful of what you say and who might be reading it—details of personal disputes are likely better handled privately. While posters are legally responsible for their statements, the moderators may in their discretion remove or edit posts that violate these rules. Users have the ability to modify or delete their own messages after posting, but administrators generally will not delete posts, threads or accounts upon request.

Outright inflammatory, vulgar, harassing, malicious or otherwise inappropriate statements and criminal charges unsubstantiated by a reputable news source or legal documentation will not be tolerated and will be dealt with at the discretion of the moderators.

Credible threats of suicide will be reported to the police along with identifying user information at our disposal, in addition to referring the user to suicide helpline resources such as 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK.

2. Conversations in horse-related forums should be horse-related.
The forums are a wonderful source of information and support for members of the horse community. While it’s understandably tempting to share information or search for input on other topics upon which members might have a similar level of knowledge, members must maintain the focus on horses.

3. Keep conversations productive, on topic and civil.
Discussion and disagreement are inevitable and encouraged; personal insults, diatribes and sniping comments are unproductive and unacceptable. Whether a subject is light-hearted or serious, keep posts focused on the current topic and of general interest to other participants of that thread. Utilize the private message feature or personal email where appropriate to address side topics or personal issues not related to the topic at large.

4. No advertising in the discussion forums.
Posts in the discussion forums directly or indirectly advertising horses, jobs, items or services for sale or wanted will be removed at the discretion of the moderators. Use of the private messaging feature or email addresses obtained through users’ profiles for unsolicited advertising is not permitted.

Company representatives may participate in discussions and answer questions about their products or services, or suggest their products on recent threads if they fulfill the criteria of a query. False "testimonials" provided by company affiliates posing as general consumers are not appropriate, and self-promotion of sales, ad campaigns, etc. through the discussion forums is not allowed.

Paid advertising is available on our classifieds site and through the purchase of banner ads. The tightly monitored Giveaways forum permits free listings of genuinely free horses and items available or wanted (on a limited basis). Items offered for trade are not allowed.

Advertising Policy Specifics
When in doubt of whether something you want to post constitutes advertising, please contact a moderator privately in advance for further clarification. Refer to the following points for general guidelines:

Horses – Only general discussion about the buying, leasing, selling and pricing of horses is permitted. If the post contains, or links to, the type of specific information typically found in a sales or wanted ad, and it’s related to a horse for sale, regardless of who’s selling it, it doesn’t belong in the discussion forums.

Stallions – Board members may ask for suggestions on breeding stallion recommendations. Stallion owners may reply to such queries by suggesting their own stallions, only if their horse fits the specific criteria of the original poster. Excessive promotion of a stallion by its owner or related parties is not permitted and will be addressed at the discretion of the moderators.

Services – Members may use the forums to ask for general recommendations of trainers, barns, shippers, farriers, etc., and other members may answer those requests by suggesting themselves or their company, if their services fulfill the specific criteria of the original post. Members may not solicit other members for business if it is not in response to a direct, genuine query.

Products – While members may ask for general opinions and suggestions on equipment, trailers, trucks, etc., they may not list the specific attributes for which they are in the market, as such posts serve as wanted ads.

Event Announcements – Members may post one notification of an upcoming event that may be of interest to fellow members, if the original poster does not benefit financially from the event. Such threads may not be “bumped” excessively. Premium members may post their own notices in the Event Announcements forum.

Charities/Rescues – Announcements for charitable or fundraising events can only be made for 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organizations. Special exceptions may be made, at the moderators’ discretion and direction, for board-related events or fundraising activities in extraordinary circumstances.

Occasional posts regarding horses available for adoption through IRS-registered horse rescue or placement programs are permitted in the appropriate forums, but these threads may be limited at the discretion of the moderators. Individuals may not advertise or make announcements for horses in need of rescue, placement or adoption unless the horse is available through a recognized rescue or placement agency or government-run entity or the thread fits the criteria for and is located in the Giveaways forum.

5. Do not post copyrighted photographs unless you have purchased that photo and have permission to do so.

6. Respect other members.
As members are often passionate about their beliefs and intentions can easily be misinterpreted in this type of environment, try to explore or resolve the inevitable disagreements that arise in the course of threads calmly and rationally.

If you see a post that you feel violates the rules of the board, please click the “alert” button (exclamation point inside of a triangle) in the bottom left corner of the post, which will alert ONLY the moderators to the post in question. They will then take whatever action, or no action, as deemed appropriate for the situation at their discretion. Do not air grievances regarding other posters or the moderators in the discussion forums.

Please be advised that adding another user to your “Ignore” list via your User Control Panel can be a useful tactic, which blocks posts and private messages by members whose commentary you’d rather avoid reading.

7. We have the right to reproduce statements made in the forums.
The Chronicle of the Horse may copy, quote, link to or otherwise reproduce posts, or portions of posts, in print or online for advertising or editorial purposes, if attributed to their original authors, and by posting in this forum, you hereby grant to The Chronicle of the Horse a perpetual, non-exclusive license under copyright and other rights, to do so.

8. We reserve the right to enforce and amend the rules.
The moderators may delete, edit, move or close any post or thread at any time, or refrain from doing any of the foregoing, in their discretion, and may suspend or revoke a user’s membership privileges at any time to maintain adherence to the rules and the general spirit of the forum. These rules may be amended at any time to address the current needs of the board.

Please see our full Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information.

Thanks for being a part of the COTH forums!

(Revised 2/8/18)
See more
See less

Want to make $$ in the horse world?

Collapse
X
Collapse
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 Next
  • #1

    Want to make $$ in the horse world?

    They are not yet able to take on horses -- but obviously, there is a NEED for this service, here ya go, start your own business!!

    http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html#more
    Jigga:
    Why must you chastise my brilliant idea with facts and logic? **picks up toys (and wine) and goes home**
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Hilarious! Scary thing is, I can actually see people paying for that! LOL
    Don't breed- Adopt your steed!
    Mountain View Rescue

    Comment

    • #3
      One scam, two scams...I feel a Dr. Seuss moment coming on!
      Proofreading is your friend.

      Comment

      • #4
        Surprised this didn't have Landoverbaptist.org in the url.

        Comment

        • #5
          OMG that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

          Comment

          • #6
            You Gotta Applaud Imagination in Times Like These

            I wonder if I can join them as an equine affiliate. I'm not aethiest, but I doubt I'll be 'called home' either! I'd be happy to take over someone's horse farm in Middleburg to take the most excellent care of their animals when they're called to Jesus!

            If our pets aren't called to the rapture, then why are we having all of those 'come to Jesus' moments with them?

            Comment

            • Original Poster
              #7
              lol... when the #1 Frequently Asked Question is "Is this a joke?" .... I am in the WRONG business!!
              Jigga:
              Why must you chastise my brilliant idea with facts and logic? **picks up toys (and wine) and goes home**

              Comment

              • #8
                okkk...uh, can I pay them with my $5,489.00 check I just received from my sweepstakes win in Canada? I'll sign the check over to them, as long as they send me the $2,000 in taxes that I owe to some company in Canada, I'm good for it, I mean, I won $250,000, really...

                Comment

                • #9
                  I want in! I'm agnostic, but I'm definitely not leaving my pets behind for any rapture...
                  "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

                  Graphite/Pastel Portraits

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Originally posted by razalter View Post
                    If our pets aren't called to the rapture, then why are we having all of those 'come to Jesus' moments with them?
                    BWHHAHAHHAAAA!!!
                    I Loff My Quarter Horse & I love Fenway Bartholomule cliques

                    Just somebody with a positive outlook on life...go ahead...hate me for that.

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Wow.

                      Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
                      A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.
                      This is GREAT!

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        They may be atheists but surely do follow the tennets of the Gospel according to St. Phineas.

                        G.
                        Mangalarga Marchador: Uma Raça, Uma Paixão

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Dear Lord, just something else to make Christians appear like a bunch of whack-a-doos. Sigh....

                          I know someone who is actually worried about this. What will happen to her horses when she's raptured, ZOMG?!?!

                          So yeah, let the heathens who are already damned and are going to hell anyway, take care of your horses and other pets when you, who are so obviously more deserving and beloved of God, go to heaven. Riiiggghhhhtttt.....
                          Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            I saw that on the "Unreasonable Faith" blog.
                            Click here before you buy.

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              It's prime time, buy now before 2012 occurs!

                              Keep in mind that severe sun spot activity coupled with a drastic drop in the Earth's electromagnetic shield may render the point mute as rapture may no longer be relevant...
                              Experience is what you get, when you didn't get what you wanted.

                              Comment

                              • #16
                                "Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue."



                                OMG - read the FAQ's section!

                                Yup, the elevator isn't making it out of the basement on this one!

                                Comment

                                • #17
                                  That is brilliant.

                                  BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!
                                  "The nice thing about memories is the good ones are stronger and linger longer than the bad and we sure have some incredibly good memories." - EverythingButWings

                                  Comment

                                  • #18
                                    The terms and conditions are GREAT!!


                                    "If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered. "
                                    “Four things greater than all things are, - Women and Horses and Power and War”

                                    Comment

                                    • #19
                                      Very creative.. someone has way to much time on their hands...
                                      wish I had thought of it.
                                      Friend of bar .ka

                                      Comment

                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by arabhorse2 View Post
                                        What will happen to her horses when she's raptured, ZOMG?!?!
                                        What's going to happen is that heathens like me are going to have a lot of really super horses to choose from!
                                        Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                                        Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                                        -Rudyard Kipling

                                        Comment

                                        Previous 1 2 Next
                                        Working...
                                        X