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  • Silly things you say while riding?

    As I was riding today, I was using some reminders from my trainer, and some from one of the recent h/j threads on here. As I said it over and over, I started laughing at myself! It sounds so silly! But it helped me so much! It made me want to hear that others say silly things like this while riding. Anyone?? Mine was:

    "Ride the bus through his ears".

    BTW, thanks to tidyrabbit for the "riding the bus" part--need to give credit where credit is due.

  • #2
    I teach a lot of little kids. My favorite expression when correcting someone's roached back or wayward elbows is "turtles/gorillas/chickens don't ride horses!" Works like a charm and helps the slightly nervous ones relax a little.
    I love my Econo-Nag!

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    • #3
      Silly? This isn't silly.

      Silly is singing, "This is the way we drive the bus, drive the bus, drive the bus. This is the way we drive the bus, right through horsie's ears."

      Feel free to substitute "This is the way we sit the canter, sit the canter, sit the canter. This is the way we sit the canter, with our belly sticking out." (The belly thing is because otherwise I get in front of my horse and up off my seat bones).

      I'd give my trainer credit for these (she doesn't sing these things -- it's just her ideas), but I think she'd kill me.

      I also chant parts of Technotronic's "Move this" to my horse, as she is _grudgingly_ getting impulsion from behind and I frequently can be heard singing "Shake that booty; shake that booty tonight.... oh yeah...." That one's not great for your riding, though, as one may be tempted to sort of dance around in the saddle and the extra motion annoys my horse, who would rather I sat still and shut up, if I'm going to make her work.

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      • #4
        Just remembered that one gelding I used to ride had a trot that went perfectly with the Oompa Loompa song and a canter that went perfectly with the alphabet song. Yes, I used to sing these out loud while riding.....but only when I was by myself.
        I love my Econo-Nag!

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        • #5
          Err, well, when I start to make comments about unusual divots in my arena footing, or how a certain patch of grass looks an awful lot like Pooh Bear, I know that it's time to start looking up.

          My instructor never even lets me get to that point, with an exasperated "WHAT are you looking at?!"

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          • #6
            Haha I don't do any of the silly songs anymore but I do talk to horses I ride (esp. ones I ride a lot) like they are humans and respond back. I was leading a lesson (I'm a wrangler @ a guest ranch where we teach lessons 2x a week to those who need them, but we always lead to make it easier) and the mare I was riding was being really spooky. I didn't even realise I was talking to her so much until the instructor pointed the fact out to the guests! Then my sister, who was in the lesson, said on a ride that afternoon that she'd started having conversations with her horse too, so it must run in the family!
            "Choose to chance the rapids, and dare to dance the tides" - Garth Brooks
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              #7
              Oh, I feel MUCH BETTER! Thanks!!! Now, what are the odds that I WON'T sing "This is the way we..." next time?

              And oompa loompas? Has anyone ever done a kur to that? Seems like it would lend itself.

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              • #8
                i listen to music when i am riding (my own farm) usually on my ipod. So i sing to my horses. i do talk when i am training them though...
                "no..no dropping your should...move OFF my leg...the flies wont bother you if you MOVE..." lol

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                • #9
                  In a lesson my trainer set up three small crossrails or verticals in a grid and then had us jump through them without reins. On the first one, we did "Peter Pan"--arms straight out to the sides. Second was "Tinkerbell"--hands on hips and elbows out like wings. Third was "Captain Hook"--left hand still on hip, right hand up in the air in a hook. My lesson is only adults. d; I enjoyed hearing loud yells of "Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell! Wings!"

                  I do admit that my trainer had merely mentioned having done it with kids before, and when we squealed in admiration, that's when she ran with it. d;
                  "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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                  • #10
                    I sing "You are My Sunshine."

                    Not sure if it helps my riding or not!!!

                    But my trainer says (over and over!!!) CARRY YOUR HANDS WITH YOUR BACK.
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                    • #11
                      Oh my, I am SO BAD about being vocal while riding! Lots of "keep it together" "come on baby, keep working" "now that's how a gentleman/lady does transitions" etc. When horses r getting to me and being tough I am know to croon "alpo,alpo" in a low voice over and over. Oh and every horse has their own song I sing them (a friend pointed this out, I hadn't even relized it!)

                      I must admit though I make my students sing the 2 point song to remind them to keep their backs flat and butt up off the tack....*sung to the tune of the birdie dance* "I don't wanna be a chicken, but I wanna be a duck so I shake my butt" I am almost ashamed! But it is great rythm over trot poles and they start singing and relax. Of course I was really amused as a show when I heard a teenage student singing it quietly to herself as she passed me on the rail during an equitation class!!!
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                      • #12
                        OK, then I am not strange or unique. My kids laugh at me when I make up songs or crazy visuals.

                        One of my saddle seat riders who shows her Morgan in walk/trot used to have problems keeping his trot consistant and she used to straighten out her arms too much and they would get a bit "bouncey" on her so I made up a song for her....to help her establish the rhythm of his trot and to keep a bend in her arms (I would tell her to pretend she is carrying an orange in the crook of her elbow)

                        ....sing it to the tune of Yankee Doodle....

                        Little Emma went to the horse show riding on her Teddy, stuck an orange in her arm and called her very steady
                        Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
                        Bernard M. Baruch

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                        • #13
                          I have a one in a zillion horse right now who just happens to be 21 years old. Thankfully he doesn't know it and is going better than ever but we all know that can change in a heartbeat. Without even really realizing it every time I get ready to dismount I give him a pat and say "Marky Mark, what am I going to do with you?' Which really translates to how am I ever going to live without you some day but I can't bring myself to actually say those words.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SharonA View Post
                            Silly? This isn't silly.

                            Silly is singing, "This is the way we drive the bus, drive the bus, drive the bus. This is the way we drive the bus, right through horsie's ears."
                            Eric Horgan made me sing the Star Spangled Banner during a walking leg yield to canter transition in front of a whole group of people watching and riding... and I'm no Beyoncé....
                            However, the transition was infinitely better
                            It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

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                            • #15
                              I talk a LOT to the horses. And I have figured out that "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" is fantastic for a nice cross country gallop. Not as silly, but I started counting the last three strides up to approach. Has helped my "eye" a lot actually. Well, the other day I'm cantering along by myself...suddenly realize I'm muttering ONE two three ONE two three ONE two three while cantering on the rail. Jumping with a friend today, feel like I hear myself count a little louder than the usual in my head voice...turn around to see my friend staring at me. "Did I just say one two three out loud?" "Yelled it...actually..." She should be used to me by now though. Got perfect striding!

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                              • #16
                                I've been doing just W-T with my horse for the past few days, after about two weeks not riding due to a hoof issue. So we'd done our W-T yesterday and we were just walking and I said, aloud, "Well, do you feel like cantering?" And off we went! I guess the answer was yes!

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                                • #17
                                  My mother and I "sang" a medley from "State Fair".

                                  Not really having to do with riding, we were just on a "musical kick". Yes, we were the only people in the ring at the time.
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                                  • #18
                                    Oh, I sing a LOT, especially when I get nervous. Christmas songs and show tunes work best, though I must try "this is the way we ride the bus"!

                                    But the really ridiculous thing is trying to explain something to my horse.... "Well, now don't be scared of that big blue mounting block... he didn't do anything but sit right there where he has always been. *You* are the one that trotted by and threw sand up on it to make that terrible scary noise..."

                                    *sigh*
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                                    Wild Man of Borneo (Hank), '03 Redtick coonhound,
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                                    • #19
                                      I'm very vocal when I ride, particularly when I'm on course. I've always counted my rhythm while jumping (one two, one two, one two...five, four, three, two, one...etc.), but recently I've found that singing is infinitely easier. If I'm really nervous, I stick with something like "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star", but if I'm feeling relaxed and just looking to set a tempo, I'll go with something that is well-matched to my horse's gait.

                                      I also talk my horses through their training and I'm known to be very sarcastic with them ("Wow, you found your hind end! Bravo! And it only took you an hour..."), but I also praise and praise extensively when it's deserved.
                                      Nine out of ten times, you'll get it wrong...but it's that tenth time that you get it right that makes all the difference.

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                                      • #20
                                        Whoaaaa Mama!

                                        I have a new/green pony mare who is slightly on the forward side. It was recently pointed out that I ride around the ring saying "whoa mama, whoa mama" over and over again. LOL. I never realized how funny that sounds until it was pointed out to me.

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