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Vomitorium Update - RR's Wee Children (Finally) Ceased Puking, Thanks for Asking

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  • #41
    Wow. This is why not having children and boarding your horse can be such an excellent idea. Of course, if you are left in your own pile of vomit, and have no roommate...well even a Wee One can be cajoled to dial 911.

    RR...if I lived closer I'd wait a few days and then bring you stale peeps. But I'd take over the barn chores even though I wouldn't step foot in the house.

    On the other hand...maybe you lost a few pounds?
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    • #42
      RR, you are the horse world's equivilent to Erma Bombeck. Truly you are.

      I'm sorry to hear you are miserable, and I hope all is well soon!
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      • #43
        RR, I have to ask if the wee ones came to you or your bed to announce they have to vomit and then proceed to show you they have to vomit? That's my favorite. Well, actually, it ties with a wee one vomiting in a car seat while stuck in traffic.
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        • #44
          Originally posted by LostFarmer View Post
          Our little lost child #2 should go to the olympics for vomiting for distance. I smelled like sour milk the first 2 years of his life. We would go through 3 to 6 blankets a day from the little hurler. I am amazed that he ever grew as much as he hurled back up. Just this weekend we were at a nice (well as nice as you will take 4 kids to) mexican resturant. Lost #2 got up halfway through dinner went to the restroom, tossed his cookies, and returned to finish his meal. LF
          Acid reflux, maybe? My son had the same issue.

          Oh God, RR! <Parysa shudders in horror> I am reading your posts and am thinking one thing...I have my own 2 year old wee one and this is making me realize that he is eventually going to get the stomach bug. I had been happily ignoring this little factoid and going along in blissful ignorance until you burst my bubble.
          Poor RR.
          *Finally returned from the dead.*
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          • #45
            Alas, our dear RR, I feel your pain. Two years ago that same Eegads-If-I-Throw-Up-Once-More-I'm-Gonna-Vomit-Up-A-Shoe nastiness invaded my body. It also saw fit to move into the lower intestinal tract, thereby making it also the OH-DEAR-GOD-IF-I-"go"-Again-I'm-Gonna-Be-Stuck-To-The-Toilet-Seat bug from he**.

            In a brief respite, I was ensconced in the recliner, with the comfy quilt pulled up to my nose when Mr. Chocomare arrived home from work. In the deepest, most raspiest voice I've ever had, he was instructed to "Go upstairs, get your magnum and SHOOT ME."

            He simply looked at me with pity and said "Sorry dear. Can't do it. I look terrible in stripes."

            He did go to the drug store and buy me a tube of Desitin Creamy, since we do not have any wee ones to have had said Desitin Creamy on hand......and we never will.
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            • #46
              Oh, RR! I do hope the Anti-Vomiting fairies descend on your house and right quick!!

              Sheepishly and extremely selfishly, I'm really happy we didn't come visit this past weekend... I do hope copious quantities of bleach will have visited your house by November.

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              • #47
                Renn,
                could you video the gardentracktor thing and post it.
                We already miss Mr RRs 4wheeler escapade, what a pitty.
                I got a battery/electric roller, RR, I think that would be the next stage for Mr. RR. I thhink I could esily weld a hitch to to it.
                Do you think Mr RR would be interested to take it for a spinn with the hay trailer ? It even has a holder for a beer can, just think I should mention it, I mean Electric Roler, beercan holder, hay trailer, what ya think
                That I have no use for them, does not mean, that I don't know them and don't know how to use them.
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                • #48
                  "wee one the younger" oh my, just too cute.

                  Please, a book of these tales! I'm not a publisher but I am a librarian and let me tell you tales like this are very popular !! And don't you have a countertop dishwasher that needs replacing??

                  OK, I'm off to bed laughing --- Thank you!

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                  • #49
                    RR, what a great way you have of taking such a revolting experience and turning it into such a great humorous tale for us to enjoy and have a great laugh. With you, of course, not at you.

                    Fortunately for me, my wee one when she was wee, was never much of a thrower-upper. Especially because I don't do throw up within a city block, much less in the same household.

                    My grandmother lived with us for the last year of her life when I was in the 4th grade. She moved in before my parents had finished the upstairs, which means there were already 4 kids and 2 adults somehow surviving in two bedrooms. Nanny of course got her own room, while my two younger sisters shared the double bed in the other bedroom with me on a cot beside them and my little brother in the crib by the wall. My parents were sleeping in the living room on the sofa bed.

                    One dark night, my youngest sister suddenly sat up and throroughly "baptised" my middle sister with her processed former dinner. I think I screamed. My mom had to get them up, get them cleaned and change the sheets. Then after a while, my middle sister sat up and returned the favor all over my youngest sister. Later, there were some tell-tale disgusting sounds heard from my brother's crib. Someone got moved on to the cot and I had to take up residence on a mattress on the living room floor next to my father. Then everyone somehow ended up in the living room on the sofa bed and its cushions on the floor as the supply of clean bedding was rapidly diminishing. Then my mom had to get up and managed to make it to the bathroom, but the sounds were loud and clear as to what was going on in there. Finally before dawn, my dad also succumbed.

                    Have I already mentioned that as a child I could not tolerate being within so much as a square mile of puking? And yet, somehow, I managed to survive that horrendous night only to get my inevitable due a couple of days later while they were once again ravenously sitting down to dinner. My mother had made home-made peanut butter in the small blender container, the sight of which damn near killed me.

                    Of course, Nanny had slept soundly all through the Night from Hell and totally escaped the curse altogether. Lucky Nanny!

                    Oh, to keep this horse related, I must report that my former SO (my daughter's wonderful step-dad) and his brothers were all particularly prone to motion sickness. When his youngest brother, George, was a teenager a couple of girls he went to school with took him horseback riding somewhere. And before it was over, he managed to puke ALL OVER the poor horse. George said when the lady saw what happened she told him to get off that horse and never come back on the property!

                    Here's hoping RR, that you and your wee ones and hubby are all finally recovering from your collective ordeal and that the four legged kids are starting to resolve their differences as well.
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                    • #50
                      Originally posted by LostFarmer View Post
                      Our little lost child #2 should go to the olympics for vomiting for distance. I smelled like sour milk the first 2 years of his life. We would go through 3 to 6 blankets a day from the little hurler. I am amazed that he ever grew as much as he hurled back up. Just this weekend we were at a nice (well as nice as you will take 4 kids to) mexican resturant. Lost #2 got up halfway through dinner went to the restroom, tossed his cookies, and returned to finish his meal. LF
                      A friend of mine does this. I call him "involuntarily bulemic." When he moved in with me at 20 or so, I made him go to a doctor. They scoped him and found that the valve at the top of his stomach was all but non-functional. He has to have yearly scopes to check for cancer, due to the damage the stomach acid has done. He's on an impressive amount of nexium (when he can afford it--no insurance ) and the doctors are all but insisting that he have surgery.

                      Please take your son to the doctor, and PUSH for a diagnosis (if you haven't already). My friends parents only took him to the doctor once or twice as a kid, but the doctor brushed it off as a "nervous stomach" or something like that, and he was never treated. It really screws up his life now. If he'd been treated as a kid, he'd be so much better off today

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                      • #51
                        Just a few days ago I was looking at your last post and saw pictures of the Wee One. I couldn't get over how unbelievably adorable she is!
                        ... Not so much anymore. You can throw blood and horse poop all you want, but wee one vomit is not in my cards. Hope things start to look up soon

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                        • #52
                          Originally posted by Barn Dirt View Post
                          Just a few days ago I was looking at your last post and saw pictures of the Wee One. I couldn't get over how unbelievably adorable she is!
                          ... Not so much anymore. You can throw blood and horse poop all you want, but wee one vomit is not in my cards. Hope things start to look up soon
                          All right - I have looked through RR's recent posts and cannot find a picture of the Wee One. I recall the photo of her doing the Vanna White thing with the counter-top dishwasher... is there a more recent one?
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                          • #53
                            Try this......from another one of her funny threads!!

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                            • #54
                              Originally posted by Simkie View Post
                              A friend of mine does this. I call him "involuntarily bulemic." When he moved in with me at 20 or so, I made him go to a doctor. They scoped him and found that the valve at the top of his stomach was all but non-functional. He has to have yearly scopes to check for cancer, due to the damage the stomach acid has done. He's on an impressive amount of nexium (when he can afford it--no insurance ) and the doctors are all but insisting that he have surgery.

                              Please take your son to the doctor, and PUSH for a diagnosis (if you haven't already). My friends parents only took him to the doctor once or twice as a kid, but the doctor brushed it off as a "nervous stomach" or something like that, and he was never treated. It really screws up his life now. If he'd been treated as a kid, he'd be so much better off today
                              I agree, get some answers and keep pushing until you get some. Patients/ family members have to strongly advocate for themselves to get good medical care.

                              ....and make sure his teeth are protected. Tooth enamel does erode from copious barfing, is irreplacable, and quite painful. I have found this out the hard way following a horse accident resulting in a nasty case of post-concussion syndrome. Need for 18 crowns earns you a lot of time in the dentist's chair. I'll be able to tell you the total around mid-Dec. I can say that the first day was 9 hours in the chair. I'm well into the double-digits now and I have 7 permanant crowns in, 5 temporaries (with permanants comming next month), and another set of 6 temporaries followed by permanants. Talk to your dentist about products your son can use to protect his teeth, like the flouride rinse prescribed for those with braces or something. Did I mention severely damaged enamel is quite painful?
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                              • #55
                                Ooo, yuck. Here's lookin' at you kid.

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                                • #56
                                  Though it didn't happen too often, my little brother was also an Insta-puker as a child. Once, on vacation, we were swimming in the hotel pool when he apparently swallowed too much air. He leaped out of the pool with both hands over his mouth, RAN to the men's room, barfed his brains out, then RAN out and jumped back in the pool like it never happened. Of course, as soon as all the food on top of the air was allowed to come out, the AIR followed. Well, you know how things echo in an indoor pool area. It was THE loudest, most reverberating belch I had ever heard; I think the whole building shook. Everyone stopped and stared. My little brother called out "Excuse me!" with a great big sh!t-eating grin...at which point the onlookers slowly went about their business in silent horror.

                                  Keeping it horse-related, just last week I was trying out a new school pony with one of my lesson kids. For some reason, the pony decided to BOLT halfway around the arena, much to my student's horror. Student stayed on and managed to stop the pony, but was thoroughly shaken up. (Personally, I was horrified because I had been assured the pony was "kid-safe" and "bombproof." )

                                  Anyway, I put the pony-beast on a lead line and we just walked for a while. At one point, my student said, "Uh oh, that really upset my stomach." I said, very matter-of-factly, "That's understandable. But if you have to puke, lean over so it goes on the ground. Cause if you puke on my saddle, YOU get to clean it." She cracked up, and I added, "I don't care if you puke on the pony, because she deserves it. But my saddle is a no-puke zone." She laughed and started to relax...and never did puke.

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                                  • #57
                                    Our neighborhood still talks about the Typhoid Christmas party hosted by my immediate neighbor. It seems that one of his guests made themselves come to the party even though they were quite under the weather. The guest proceeded to describe to all and sundry her horrorific symptoms; rivaling the clan RR, while excusing her early retreat. Little did we know that she was sowing her germs amongst us, and within a week virtually the entire neighborhood was praying to the porcelain god, driving the porcelain bus, heaving, hurling, ad infinitum, ad nauseam so to speak.

                                    Anyway RR, if I were you I'd call in local favors on the animal feeding front. The least affected in our house was the DD, but I was down for the count for a good week and a half, and the DH lost 15 to 20 lbs. The first trip to the grocery store was a weak kneed adventure. DH had to rest at the head of every aisle; we never would have managed critter care. Hydrate, crackers, B.R.A.T. diet if the other end of the system goes out too, and I hope you GET WELL SOON.
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                                    • #58
                                      Awwww, Poor RR Household!
                                      I hope everyone - wee childs, Mr RR & Herself - are all on the way to being whole again ASAP!

                                      I am handing over the Martyr Crown I wore when I had to crawl out of bed after a nasty bout of food-poisoning and feed at 6A on a cold Winter morning.
                                      %^&# horses didn't even have the decency to look at all grateful
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                                      • #59
                                        Found the solution!

                                        While the wonders of modern medicine have ensured that I will NEVER have to deal with "wee ones," (Yeah!!! *jumps for joy*) I have three cats, two of whom seem to be incapable of "passing" hairballs. (Yes, I use the "hairball" stuff.) Over the years I have learned to dread hearing the distinctive "hack" of impending hairball expulsion.

                                        The "hack" is particularly distressing when heard in close proximity, in the dark, in the middle of the night. The odds always seem to favor finding the "result" before finding the slippers when one is just-out-of-bed barefoot.

                                        Well, as I have mentioned in other posts, we now (in addition to the three cats) have a dog. One of the dog's favorite "treats" is the "result" of the "hack." The age of the "result" seems to be irrelevant as everything is consumed with great gusto (including using the front teeth to scrape the last dried bits of older "result" off the floor).

                                        Disclaimer: I did NOT encourage, aid, abet, or provoke this particular gustatory fixation. The dog simply found some previously undiscovered "result" and disposed of it before I got back with the paper towels. She has since made it clear that "result" is a not-to-be-missed delicacy.

                                        Apparently it didn't take long for the dog to connect the "hack" with the "result." Now, whenever she hears the "hack" she stops whatever she's doing (including napping) and rushes, tail a-wagging, to find the source of the noise so that she may partake of the "result" immediately upon expulsion.

                                        Although, admittedly, the volume of cat "result" is likely much less than wee one "result" I imagine the dog would be no less enthusiastic in her consumption. In fact, given her enjoyment of "result," I can imagine that she would be ecstatic to learn that humans also expel previously ingested goodies (hopefully sans hairballs).

                                        Perhaps a similar solution would work for RR? Although it sounds like she would've needed an entire pack of canine cleaning crew to deal with her volume of "result."

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                                        • #60
                                          Oh RR I am sorry for you!

                                          Cause I dont have wee ones, or even old ones. But If I had gone thru what you have Oh no way baby! I Dont barf! not if my life depends on it! And someone else, One of the reasons I never became a nurse. Blood Guts gore, Cool! no problem, But I even hear a person Heave and it wrecks my day. However your writing is fantastic. As gross as it was it was hysterical, I have not followed your 700 dollar pony threads much but if you really write it I have to have a copy! I swear you are the Erma Bombeck of the horse world! And You have made a lot of people happy they dont have wee ones! LMAO!! Truly hope your life is settling down, and you dont go broke buying Laundry detergent!

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