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  • #41
    Originally posted by Bluesy
    • There IS such a thing as a red duct tape dress
    Haven't you ever heard of the Duct tape prom dress, Bluesy?!


    • #42
      Originally posted by Bluesy
      • There IS such a thing as a red duct tape dress


      • Original Poster

        Originally posted by Dazednconfused
        Haven't you ever heard of the Duct tape prom dress, Bluesy?!
        Not until the Incredible Invisibles thread
        • Everyone here owns/rides "The Greatest Horse In The Entire World"
        Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.


        • #44
          * Trolls who wander into COTHland get their a$$e$ kicked sooner than later!



          • #45
            Originally posted by Bluesy
            • Everyone here owns/rides "The Greatest Horse In The Entire World"

            Oh, really? Well, since he's in MY back yard, if y'all are riding him for me, why is he still such a greenie? SOMEBODY's not doing a very good job
            Incredible Invisible


            • #46
              **Legos are seriously easier to bling than asians. just ask allen.

              man. that was a quality thread. THE only good one i've ever made!

              **if you want lots of people to reply to your welcome thread, be a boy, not a girl.

              **i've heard great things about smacking my a$$ with a dead cactus.

              **BOSS and flax seed cookies fix everything.

              **Rescue Horses + Barbeque = Resque (don't worry kids... juuuust part of an old thread... we don't barbeque our rescue horses)

              **I've heard that the $700 pony stole a few story lines from the great ALLEN... mmhmm.

              hahaha. i love coth!


              • #47
                Originally posted by DeLapp512
                **if you want lots of people to reply to your welcome thread, be a boy, not a girl.
                Absolutely! But I wonder if the Invisibles thread has now overcome the size of Peterving's welcome thread???
                "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucious
                <>< I.I.


                • #48
                  New words! Aghasted being one of my absolute faves!

                  Where's the fruitbat is brilliant (thanks Winged Panda), and I use it quite frequently.

                  So not only have I learned a lot about other folks and their disciplines, I'm learning a whole new vocabulary.
                  Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.


                  • #49
                    I've learned that horses really ARE as fragile and at risk of getting crippled or dying in a dramatic way, every minute of every day, and any little tiny thing out of the ordinary can be their downfall -- just like it seems in all the books about horse care, diseases, and ailments.

                    Mine have always been such tough, healthy critters..... I had no idea they weren't normal.


                    • #50
                      -MOST threads will be taken the wrong way and will get everyone on this forum to brow beat the OP for days! (it's a nice show to watch! )
                      -on a lighter note, I learn't that Jetsmom's bf beleives that shaving his "bits and peices" will make him look higher in the saddle


                      • #51
                        That for some reason I tend to kill a thread.... or maybe I just jump in too late.

                        That there are a lot of really caring people on this BB that really have your best interest at heart but there are also some really nasty hateful people too.

                        That no matter the situation or experience, I'm not alone.

                        WTF? - best phrase ever

                        That I use "quote marks" too often.


                        • #52
                          You know, I've never been part of a bulletin board before COTH. So I have learned a few good lessons.

                          -No one takes my naming suggestions to heart.
                          -I could have a fan club if I was wittier and had more pictures. Or I could be hated with a passion usually reserved for Torrid Affair participants.
                          -Everything I say can and will be used against me in the court of COTH.
                          -The breeders on this board have some AWESOME horses.
                          -Posting is much better done under the influence of a few glasses of wine.
                          -Reading replies is much better done under the influence of a few martinis
                          -Everyone on here seems to read COTH at work and I find myself strangely doing the same. And wishing for a martini.
                          -Turn the volume down because the videos can be awfully loud if you're surfing in the Sea of Cubicles.

                          (jetsmom's bf DOES appear higher, because trying to sit on all that itchy regrowth... now that's some kind posture improver)
                          the things that i had not ought to
                          i do because i ve gotto
                          wotthehell wotthehell


                          • #53
                            * It's amazing how much tack you can find in purple or pink, if you just know where to look

                            * "Snarky" is now part of my vocabulary

                            * I have learned so much about horse slaughter and equine/animal laws in this country, and have started taking an active role by regularly writing to my legislators!

                            * If you start a naming thread for a horse or barn, and stipulate that it must only be so long, and must have/cannot have certain letters in it; there will be people who completely disregard said stipulations and suggest names that don't fit your mold anyway.
                            Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must set yourself on fire


                            • #54
                              I have learned...

                              1)I am not crazy for taking my profit from selling a house in the Big City and moving to Land of the Hoosiers so my horses could live there too

                              2)I am not the only single woman of "middle" years doing this by herself
                              (and LOFFING it!)

                              3)horsepeople are the most compassionate yet mismatched group of like-minded people on this planet

                              4)there is no such thing as a stupid question here...um, maybe there is but y'all know how to answer one without making the asker feel like a dope!

                              5)my employers have no idea how much time I spend on their dime doing what I'm doing right now
                              *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                              Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                              Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
                              Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015


                              • #55
                                "jingles" proves that most ppl on this board believe in a higher power, whether they knew it (or will admit it) or not.

                                Jingles are a good thing.
                                I've got the 3 things men want. I'm hot, and I'm smart!

                                -The 6th Member Of The Bareback Riders Clique-


                                • #56
                                  Originally posted by alysheba
                                  "jingles" proves that most ppl on this board believe in a higher power, whether they knew it (or will admit it) or not.

                                  Jingles are a good thing.
                                  Some people read things into posts THAT ARE NOT THERE.

                                  chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).


                                  • #57
                                    Originally posted by alysheba
                                    "jingles" proves that most ppl on this board believe in a higher power, whether they knew it (or will admit it) or not.

                                    Jingles are a good thing.
                                    I'm have to agree -- Jingles are a good thing.
                                    Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.


                                    • #58
                                      In defense of Mr Jetsmom, I believe it was GoDogGo, that said manscaping made him look taller...
                                      And just in case I ever run into any fellow COTHer's (when I am accompianied by Mr Jetsmom,) that read that thread...IT WAS A SPOOF!!!! Do NOT stare at Mr Jetsmom's area of "Dangly Bits" pondering the possible lack of "foliage"...Please!!!! I don't want him banning me from posting!!


                                      • #59
                                        Originally posted by Desiderata
                                        I'm have to agree -- Jingles are a good thing.
                                        Oh, I agree that Jingles are a "GOOD THING".

                                        But NOT the implication that they are related to "belief in a higher power."

                                        chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).


                                        • Original Poster

                                          I think this thread is a record for me!
                                          • Gypsy Vanners poop golden butterflies
                                          • Tack trunks can be difficult to ride
                                          • There ARE people who are bigger bit whores than me.
                                          Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.