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Please!!!! Parelli/O'Conner thing!!

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  • #41
    OH.MY.GAWD.

    See what happens when we try to ignore the Visibles? They do even more so people will just *have* to see them!
    ~ Shannon Hayden ~

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    • #42
      I just heard from my farrier- you know how those big, butch men gossip- that Pat has revealed his retaliation for Linda and David's new best selling Homanship tapes.

      Pat and Madonna will be collaborating on an album with companion coffee table book. Photographs will include Madonna reclining on a magical Gypsy Vanner while Pat plays the 'Porcupine Game...'

      The album features Pat singing, "Like a Mustang," a cover of 'Like a Virgin' dedicated to Nevada Joe, the Parelli trained Mustang featured in horse illustrated. Rumor has it that the music video is already in production and will show Madonna in a vinyl outfit with spike heels and pointy brassiere whipping Pat with a carrot stick.
      "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi

      -my gelding is a ho clique-

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      • #43
        Originally posted by Shahrazade
        Rumor has it that the music video is already in production and will show Madonna in a vinyl outfit with spike heels and pointy brassiere whipping Pat with a carrot stick.
        Has Pat not taught her ANYTHING about NH??? She is meant to be "desensitizing" (aka "stroking") him, not whipping him....although, to be fair, I think that's more what she'd be into.

        Hmmmm, are Paula Abdul and/or Prince going to be working on the video? I could envision Prince's "cheekless" vinyl pants in this production!
        Founder of the Olde Farte Clique

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        • #44
          I'm not sure that isn't just a rumor, because Madonna is so into the leather thing, and Pat is not. I mean, can you see Madonna photographed in just a rope halter or a minimalist bareback pad? I think not.

          I heard Pat was going to try recording an album with Brittany Spears, because she's easy, I mean, easy to work with.
          www.specialhorses.org
          a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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          • #45
            Somehow, someway, Paris Hilton must be behind all of this.
            OK, which one of you is really Paris Hilton......

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            • #46
              Where is the "spitting chocolate pudding into hand to avoid keyboard" smiley face?
              www.ncsporthorse.com

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              • #47
                Hey! that was my 500th post! For someone who has been on here 'bout everyday for 4 years that's rather pathetic.
                www.ncsporthorse.com

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                • #48
                  Now that I think back, it could have been Paris Hilton instead of Britanny - or maybe it was both of them.
                  www.specialhorses.org
                  a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                  • #49
                    No, I don't think Madonna would be into the minimalist bareback pad. But I heard that Linda convinced her to wear slobber straps.
                    http://burpclothsandsaddlepads.blogspot.com/

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                    • #50
                      Aaah! Slobber straps! I could picture Madonna in a rope thong with slobber straps!
                      http://www.angelfire.com/ult/irishmosaic/Dublin/

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                      • #51
                        Originally posted by Mariequi
                        Aaah! Slobber straps! I could picture Madonna in a rope thong with slobber straps!
                        Marie! Now why did you have to go there??? I was pleasantly minding my own business when I opened this thread... and here you go putting this gosh-awful piccy in my head!
                        ~ Shannon Hayden ~

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                        • #52
                          And jumping a picanic table.
                          http://www.angelfire.com/ult/irishmosaic/Dublin/

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                          • #53
                            Originally posted by Mariequi
                            And jumping a picanic table.
                            OH MY EYES- MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM TRYING TO SCRATCH THE IMAGE FROM MY BRAIN!!!

                            ~ Shannon Hayden ~

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                            • #54
                              Originally posted by Mariequi
                              Aaah! Slobber straps! I could picture Madonna in a rope thong with slobber straps!
                              And I've just got word from a very unreliable source that John Lyons is signing on. Apparently, since "Brokeback", you just HAVE to have two cowboys in every video.
                              Founder of the Olde Farte Clique

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                              • #55
                                I bet Madonna would like playing with the big green ball with Pat.

                                quoting pat's site where it says the big green balls...
                                enhance natural curiosity, play-drive and confidence.

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                                • #56
                                  lol spook, how true!

                                  I may not see Madonna with Pat-ty, however I can see her with this guy:
                                  http://hauteecole.ru/en/photogallery...57&gid=1&min=9
                                  (I don't think I'll ever get tired of posting that photo )
                                  http://hauteecole.ru/en/photogallery.php?id=73&gid=1

                                  Augh - just saw this one ...
                                  http://hauteecole.ru/en/photogallery...7&gid=8&min=18

                                  Seriously ...WTF?????
                                  Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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                                  • #57
                                    Originally posted by Bluesy
                                    lol spook, how true!

                                    I may not see Madonna with Pat-ty, however I can see her with this guy:
                                    http://hauteecole.ru/en/photogallery...57&gid=1&min=9
                                    (I don't think I'll ever get tired of posting that photo )
                                    http://hauteecole.ru/en/photogallery.php?id=73&gid=1

                                    Augh - just saw this one ...
                                    http://hauteecole.ru/en/photogallery...7&gid=8&min=18

                                    Seriously ...WTF?????
                                    Oooh noooooo! Runawaaaayyy!!! Don't break out the horse porn again! That already hit the fan in the Dressage forum.

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                                    • #58
                                      There are few in the Dressage Forum who know how to deal with horse porn. But here in Off Course, we do. We're professionals.

                                      Keep posting pictures, preferably with shirtless men with great bodies. All in the name of understanding the horse business, of course. As I said, we're professionals.
                                      www.specialhorses.org
                                      a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                      • #59
                                        Originally posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"
                                        There are few in the Dressage Forum who know how to deal with horse porn.
                                        it's because their panties are already in a twist, can't take any more twistage. To solve this, pretend to be Lady Godiva or better yet, Madonna! Some of that stuff she wears has so many straps and buckles on it, her undies ain't goin nowhere!

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                                        • #60
                                          Although, since now apparently Madonna is going NH with Pat...rope halter thongs will be the new thing with her.

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