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THE INCREDIBLE INVISIBLES, PART ONE: In Which We Introduce Ourselves

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  • Originally posted by cosmos mom
    YOu wanted red duct tape (well, some of you did, anyway), YOU GOT IT!!!!!
    http://www.octanecreative.com/ductta.../fashion7.html
    I'm going to quote Willem here, the most visible of all visibles, "This it be wrong. "

    I have red duct tape - it was a Valentine's Day gift. I will never, ever commit the sacrilege of making a dress out of it! Mr. Duct must be rolling over in his grave whereever he is.

    (Oh, and Geek, I looovvee Circus Peanuts! But you would have quessed that, wouldn't you? )
    Chronicles of the $700 Pony
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    • Originally posted by Farrier's Daughter
      MP and DressageGeek: Nice to know there are other single women out there. And DG, I really wish someone had told me sooner that a steady diet of peeps would make me svelte and cellulite free
      It certainly works for Ted!
      www.specialhorses.org
      a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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      • Originally posted by Reynard Ridge
        I'm going to quote Willem here, the most visible of all visibles, "This it be wrong. "

        I have red duct tape - it was a Valentine's Day gift. I will never, ever commit the sacrilege of making a dress out of it! Mr. Duct must be rolling over in his grave whereever he is.
        Riding boots? Absolutely. A stock tie? Mais bien sur. An ASTM certified helmet? No question. But a dress? HORRORS.

        Unless Aunt Esther approves and matches it up with the appropriate signature purse.
        www.specialhorses.org
        a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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        • 31 year old mother of two (8 yr old and a 3 month old)...yes, quite an age gap..I had an opps that turned into the newest great joy in my life.

          I am married to the awesomest husband in the world who puts up with my political maddness, strong religious values (we didn't live together before we were married..we dated for 3 years) and most of all, my love for horses. He is 31 also (3 months younger...his favorite line is "honey, when you were my age..." It always cracks me up) I put up with his impulsive spending, support his growing tattoo and gun collection, and every other dream he has.

          I own a beautiful yearling Arab named Avatar, and we have one permanant dog, a pit bull named Savannah. We usually have another in the house as well because we foster for a pit bull rescue org. We also have 4 cats. But its a big house so we aren't on top of eachother at all.

          My husband and I own a Prosumer Development/Franchising business. I started it a few years b4 we were married, and he got the awesome wedding present of "Hey honey, you know that thing I've been doing a few evenings a week while you were watching Sam? Well, because of all your help and support, you don't have to work another day in your life!" I still actively build it PT, and probably will until the day I cross the rainbow bridge...Its my lifes work.

          My goals are: To live to see my children grown, to be able to give thousands of dollars every month to Equine and Canine rescue groups, to stop horse slaughter support in the U.S., find as many people as possible with the dream of being financially free, travel the world with my husband, and to complete the 2011 Tevis w/Avatar. All of this should be obtainable, if my knee's hold out.
          I've got the 3 things men want. I'm hot, and I'm smart!

          -The 6th Member Of The Bareback Riders Clique-

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          • Originally posted by Equilibrium
            Black Watch Lady, I read your complete post-wonderful life and world traveller!

            Miss Bri and Arab Horse- Thanks for helping me with signature!

            Jazz Rider- Thanks for sparing my a thought about IHOP! Even a Denny's would be great. Think the Irish wouldn't think Moon over My Hammy was clever though!

            Terri
            terri, what prompted your move to ireland? do you own property? was it hard to do as an american, or is your dh irish? how is the riding? the weather? mr. pp and i fantasize about moving there...
            "A horse's face always conveys clearly whether it is loved by its owner or simply used." - Anja Beran

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            • Originally posted by hopashore1
              Are there any other Invisibles who go to type a reply to a thread, get halfway through, and decide "no one will read this" and exit out of the reply box?

              I caught myself doing it earlier--I am SUCH an Invisible Fo 'Lyfe, sistahs!
              Raises hand !

              So I'll type out a response and hit submit - really, I will - I will!!!

              I'm 47, married 23 years with 2 children - a daughter 10 and a son 7. I have 2 OTTBs - a 6 yo that is promising to be a pretty fancy hunter (if I can get by his multiple personalities ) and a 4 yo rescue that has the best personality of any horse I've ever had. My daughter has a wonderful quarter pony hunter that she shows (actually, she got me back into riding after being away from horses for 20 years). My daughter and I have so much fun riding and showing together. Sometimes we even compete against each other (wierd huh?) - she thinks it's cool when she beats me . My son is learning to ride - can walk/ trot, he loves the horses - but honestly, there isn't enough adrenaline rush for him. He is ALL boy - he prefers speed and taking chances (oh my). My husband is very supportive of the 4 legged beasts, even though he doesn't understand the attraction. He even helps feed and clean the barn.

              We moved to the west coast 3 years ago from upstate NY due to a job transfer with my husband's company. Not sure how much longer we'll be here. Only thing is now if we move - we have 3 horses to make the move with us!

              It's fun reading everyone's responses.

              OK - here goes - hit the submit button.......

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              • Originally posted by Equilibrium
                Hi, I'm an invisible!
                My name is Terri, I'm an American living in Ireland and have been here the last 5 years. ...That's my invisible story, oh and I really miss IHOP. God forbid I could get some darn pancakes in this country!
                Terri
                Hi Terri, where do you live in Ireland? I lived there myself (Dublin) back in the late 90s, and I sympathise about the pancakes thing (even worse, no REAL maple syrup!!). I'm moving back to England (yes, I've lived there too), so I'm bracing myself for all kinds of food withdrawals. Maybe we should start a horsey-expat-support-group!
                The horse, the noblest, bravest, proudest, most courageous, and certainly the most perverse and infuriating animal that humans ever domesticated. - Anne McCaffrey

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                • Originally posted by hopashore1
                  Are there any other Invisibles who go to type a reply to a thread, get halfway through, and decide "no one will read this" and exit out of the reply box?

                  I caught myself doing it earlier--I am SUCH an Invisible Fo 'Lyfe, sistahs!
                  Yes...

                  I sometimes can't get my posts to sound the way I want them to, so I end up deleting what I have and think aw fug it.
                  Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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                  • Originally posted by Bluesy
                    Yes...

                    I sometimes can't get my posts to sound the way I want them to, so I end up deleting what I have and think aw fug it.
                    I do that too

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                    • Originally posted by hopashore1
                      Are there any other Invisibles who go to type a reply to a thread, get halfway through, and decide "no one will read this" and exit out of the reply box?
                      Another hand raised! All the time. All the time!

                      I've been off since yesturday afternoon. It's so nice to see so many invisibles coming out of the woodwork!
                      "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucious
                      <>< I.I.

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                      • I think Geek said it best -- it's neat to "meet "you all. Thanks *Moonriver* for thinking this up. *jilltx* I can't begin to list all the names and have something nice to say about everyone, like you did, (old age, you know, loss of memory, and all that stuff) It's really wonderful to see you invisibles all appearing from the mist! I am amending my signature line forthwith!
                        " ...the mist parted, and there was a green land under a swift sunrise." J.R.R. Tolkien, Return of the King

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                        • I'm an invisible too....

                          ....and I've often replied to posts and been ignored. I'm not one of the cool kids, never have been but would love to make some horsey friends.

                          Anyhow, I'm 31 years old and a native Brit but moved to the US 9 years ago. I'm married to a wonderful (non-horsey) guy named Mike, together a little over eight years - we moved in together less than three months after we met and proved everyone wrong who said it was too soon!!! We live in Northern Va with our four cats (Kat, Inky, Shadow and Mr Wigglebottom) but are seeking to find somewhere else to settle.
                          I started riding (English, of course) when I was seven and took weekly lessons through high school. I ride for pleasure and love to jump. I haven't ridden much since then for three reasons; money, lack of opportunity and fear from a long ago accident which I managed to overcome through regular riding but you know, the longer you're out of the saddle, the more the nerves get to you. I would love to find someone who'd help me overcome that.
                          I work as a retail manager in a book store and love to read (duh!!!), watch movies and travel.

                          Ok, I'm done. Lovely to meet you all.
                          Member of Book Worms Clique and proud member of INCREDIBLE INVISIBLES.
                          Mr Wigglebottom 1999-2010. Once in a lifetime cat. Much loved, much missed.

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                          • Lcsd114 - Jane Savoie has written some wonderful books that deal with fear - in fact, there's also another book specifically on that topic, maybe by another author - can someone help me out here?

                            Do you miss clotted cream teas and clotted cream fudge? Or were you a northerner?
                            www.specialhorses.org
                            a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                            • I love clotted cream, especially cream teas. I am from all over the UK, military brat. : )
                              Member of Book Worms Clique and proud member of INCREDIBLE INVISIBLES.
                              Mr Wigglebottom 1999-2010. Once in a lifetime cat. Much loved, much missed.

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                              • I would kill, or at least seriously maim, for some clotted cream fudge. And a scone with clotted cream, no jam, thank you.
                                www.specialhorses.org
                                a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                • Peeps no longer doing the trick for you, DGRH? ;-)
                                  Fun equestrian t-shirts designed by a rider like you:
                                  http://skreened.com/laughinglion

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                                  • Originally posted by cosmos mom
                                    YOu wanted red duct tape (well, some of you did, anyway), YOU GOT IT!!!!!


                                    http://www.octanecreative.com/ductta.../fashion7.html
                                    Thanks for the website, cosmos mom!

                                    Wow, those duct tape outfits are actually rather attractive-in a sticky sort of way! I can't believe I'm posting this, but I actually think they are too classy for White Trash Dressage performances

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                                    • DressageGeek:

                                      You need to check your blood sugar level as well as Ted's: peeps followed by circus peanuts while dreaming of clotted cream chocolate fudge....

                                      Just reading this may send someone into a diabetic coma...or they may feel an urgent need to raid the kitchen...

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                                      • Go away for a simple overnight trip, and come home to find more than 100 new posts!

                                        Originally posted by Need4speed
                                        Hey Quin, just noticed; the initials of your dog is LSD... Maybe there's more reasons than your invisibility that he doesn't notice you...

                                        Quin's dog needs an intervention.....

                                        Cute. Now I am thinking that maybe we could use him for one of those ads: this is your brain----this is your brain on drugs-----this is a dog's brain on LSD?

                                        He's a nice boy, about 2 years old, *ahem* mixed breed; the shelter thought maybe a little Great Pyrenees? And a lot of other random stuff? He's just so STUPID! Grins at the bunny rabbits as they romp past - then a couple minutes later bounds after them and barks for half an hour at the hedge they have long since abandoned. Wants to play with the horses: doesn't care if he's chaser or chasee, so long as it involves running. Have literally seen him chase all 4 together from the south field up through the barn lot and around the corner into the east field, then watched them come back 5 seconds later in reverse order, with the boss mare squealing and the Large Stupid Dog running for his life. Last year we'd just pat him and put it down to puppiness, but he's nearly 2 now. He really should have grown a brain by now.


                                        Disclaimer: I don't mean he attacks the horses or scares them so that they run; just that if they start moving he runs after them barking. They all seem to treat it as a game. Other times he'll go out and bark like a lunatic at them as they graze, and they all ignore him until he gives it up.
                                        Incredible Invisible

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                                        • Originally posted by tullio
                                          Peeps no longer doing the trick for you, DGRH? ;-)

                                          Tullio: my understanding from Ted is that Peeps are still tops, but most unfortunately they are not availabe year-round. Since I had the honor of becoming visible to the Geek and Ted, I was trying to come up with some sort of substitute treat that could be obtained more readily. I remembered Circus Peanuts have a texture most like that of stale peeps, and are readily available at all the finer food emporiums (Wal-Mart, Dollar General, etc).

                                          Ted did accept my introductory offering to him; as I recall he had about 6 of them last night. And he is a lovely boy, as well as a Peep connoisseur. And gracious: he did not audibly laugh at the hunter re-rider who sat in a treeless dressage saddle last night for the very first time in her life. And he certainly had every excuse for laughing: the phrase "god-awful" springs to mind when describing my stylish performance. But it was fun!
                                          Incredible Invisible

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