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Peep Crisis! - pic pg 12 of Ted the Peep Ho

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  • Argh!!!

    I have found the ultimate way to age peeps quickly. Stick the unopened package under the seat of the truck, park outside, DO NOT touch for 24 hours. They will be the PERFECT TEXTURE, no question.
    ...except here where I live in Africa...erm...I mean...Texas, if I were to put a box of peeps under my truck seat and wait for 24 hours, all I would end up with is a headless mass of peepage somewhat reminiscent of the blob in, "The Thing". I guess it would work for Teddy-boy who has to have his Mummy bite off the heads to kill his before his precious lips touch the ooey-gooey mass of sugary bliss. What a whimp. Buck up and bite your own heads off Ted! She's telling you LIES so she can steal all 30 calories from each head for herself!! Either that or she's like *this* (crosses fingers) with Ozzy Osbourne...and we all know what HE bit the head off of!!

    I did see a GREAT peep-T on one of my local shop owners' kiddos. Yellow Peeps that said "Chillin with my Peeps". Too cute! We should make one for DGeek Ribbon Ho that has little white headless peeps lined up in a row that says, "Bite Me" on it.
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    ~Jilltx~

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      If they are sufficiently stale, send them to Reynard Ridge. I have 2 boxes of petrified pumpkins (date of birth: unknown, but postulated to be mid 1880s) and a box maybe a year old of Valentine creme hearts. I am hoping that when her book comes out she will sign my copy as a thank you. So there was an ulterior motive to my generosity.

      I will also add that Ted seems to prefer them not stale. This could be because we are not allowed to have them around long enough to age. But the really squishy ones that leave a bit of marshmallow on his lips leaves him entertained for eons.
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      a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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        Originally posted by jilltx
        ...except here where I live in Africa...erm...I mean...Texas, if I were to put a box of peeps under my truck seat and wait for 24 hours, all I would end up with is a headless mass of peepage somewhat reminiscent of the blob in, "The Thing". I guess it would work for Teddy-boy who has to have his Mummy bite off the heads to kill his before his precious lips touch the ooey-gooey mass of sugary bliss. What a whimp. Buck up and bite your own heads off Ted! She's telling you LIES so she can steal all 30 calories from each head for herself!!
        SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!! Ted thinks they come packaged alive (well, except for the eggs and the hearts, because I prefer the original to the creme flavored) and they have to be euthanized humanely before eating.

        however, I will gladly and proudly accept the t shirt.
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        a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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        • Originally posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"
          YOU HAVE NO PEEPS IN AUSTRALIA???

          This is a crisis. Look, we may only have a few boxes in reserve, but in the interests of promoting world unity, I could spare a box. Ted counts pretty well (if I start counting transitions, 4 trot, 4 walk, he will continue without my help and I can just go along for the ride ) so I know he can count to 4. But we have six boxes left.

          Now you have me worried about New Zealand as well.
          Nope, none down here either!!

          Never knew they existed until I started coming here and then, well, I just had to investigate further.

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          • This entire thread is hysterical! lol

            Thought I would share some Peep things with you that have been shown to me... I have to mention, that while I will eat a Peep (properly euthenized of course), it is my Mom who is the true addict!

            Peep Research:
            http://www.peepresearch.org/index.html

            Peepshow:
            http://www.peepsshow.com/mainframe.html

            Peeps and motorcycle Safety:
            http://pics.ryanchapin.com/albums/bi..._03/index.html

            Biker Peeps and Aliens:
            http://pics.ryanchapin.com/albums/bi..._04/index.html

            Lord of the Peeps:
            http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/
            If you think riding a horse without a helmet is stupid, imagine not wearing one on a motorcycle And if water feels like concrete at 50 mph, what do you think concrete feels like?

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            • Jill, I am in GA, so its hot here, too, but truthfully, the day that I discovered this it was about 80, and I climbed in the truck, saw the box, and immediately thought-great, melted uckiness. Then, I investigated and they were wonderful!!! Still in shape, nad hard and stale. Everything but the corner of the box was under the truck seat, or who knows how far petrification could have gone....

              My sister used to live in Sealy, and she says that the heat and humidity here in GA (in the foothills) is nothing like it is in East TX, so you have my sympathy.....but not my peeps, lol. (just kidding, if I had any, I would share...)
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              She may not have changed the stars from their courses, but she loved a good man, and she rode good horses….author unknown

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                Ryllie, Gnalli, whoever...I do have some extra boxes to share, as I don't think the 4th of July peeps will be visible on supermarket shelves until June.

                And Ekkie - FABULOUS sites. And so reassuring to know that some people waste even more time on the net than we COTHers do.
                www.specialhorses.org
                a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                • DG, I haven't forgotten to send you the ones that I have, but I do have some bad news: the ones at the clinic got old and stale so my veterinarian threw them out! What was she thinking?

                  I do still have an opened package of purple chicks (two boxes in it) but they are a bit stale. Would Ted still like them or should I send them to another addicted soul?
                  Life would be infinitely better if pinatas suddenly appeared throughout the day.

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                    SMS - There are NO horses at your place that will eat them? Horrors!

                    By all means send to me, so they aren't wasted...but first, there are others lacking...like Equinetech's poor peepless Luka.
                    www.specialhorses.org
                    a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                    • For those of you still in search of leftover Peeps, try Dollar General. I went into our local one this evening for a quick bag of cat litter and, lo and behold! There were Peeps galore in the discount cart by the entrance.

                      If someone wants them, just lemme know and I'll gladly go back tomorrow to procure them for you.
                      <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                      • Originally posted by ChocoMare
                        For those of you still in search of leftover Peeps, try Dollar General. I went into our local one this evening for a quick bag of cat litter and, lo and behold! There were Peeps galore in the discount cart by the entrance.

                        If someone wants them, just lemme know and I'll gladly go back tomorrow to procure them for you.
                        Get thee to the Dollar General! lol.

                        Luka is um...a Peep Ho now too.

                        He loooooveeeessss the purple ones Dressage Geek!

                        Off to put a box under the truck seat ( and the BIG tow truck is B L A C K so those should age just dandily!)
                        "And remember-if it gets really bad, there's always tequila..." J.P.

                        No horse should be Peepless

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                        • Okay, okay. If I buy those little mushy things (sorry but...blech), who do I send them to? Just PT me your address and phone number. I'll get them out Monday morning.

                          Shall I start the staling process by keeping them in the car over the weekend?
                          <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                            Chocomare, Ted made me PT you.
                            www.specialhorses.org
                            a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                            • You just pat Ted on the nose and tell him to patiently watch for next week's mail. Within a nice box will be a gift from his Auntie Chocomare.
                              <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                                Ted is very fortunate to have so many generous aunts on the COTH board. That's more than I had growing up!
                                www.specialhorses.org
                                a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                • Originally posted by Lildunhorse
                                  Aaargghh!
                                  I've been sitting on this 6 pak of Peeps waiting for the desperation to turn to madness so I could auction them off on e-bay. I guess I waited too long, eh?
                                  So....anybody want some yellow chick Peeps?
                                  Don't know if the kids like Peeps but I'll take them off your hands and try the experiment. Where in NW WA are you?

                                  Oh, and thanks to this thread, I've been checking the discount Easter goodies in every store I go into looking for Peeps. No luck though, I'm peepless in Seattle.
                                  Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert

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                                    Originally posted by Mtn trails
                                    No luck though, I'm peepless in Seattle.
                                    I spewed partially chewed salad on the keyboard over that one.

                                    Perhaps a new movie...?
                                    www.specialhorses.org
                                    a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                    • Auntie Chocomare Reporting In:

                                      MESSAGE...:

                                      Peeps, Yellow in Color, have been successfully acquired. -stop-

                                      Operation Peep Ship will commence at 08:00 Monday, 15 May 2006. stop-

                                      Contents of package to equal five (5) boxes - stop

                                      Mission accomplished - stop

                                      <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                                        REPLY:

                                        Operation "Stud Muffin Ripoff" in preparation STOP

                                        Operation predicted to conclude Saturday evening 2100 hours STOP

                                        Items will be transported to agreed drop off place STOP

                                        Ted doing happy dance STOP
                                        www.specialhorses.org
                                        a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                        • I hang my head in shame as I write this.

                                          In desperation to get Rothina to eat her bute, I fullt dismemebered a Peep Bunny to throw in the bucket to entice her.

                                          It did nothing but horrify her-she backed up with eyes bulging and ears laid back.

                                          I think she is scarred for life.
                                          Co-founder of White Trash Dressage (WTD)
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