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  • #61
    Originally posted by MissBri
    OK I know we all have heard this one.

    You're tacking up a pony, and a visitor stops by.

    "Oh he's so cute! How old is that baby?"

    "Uhm 10 or so"

    "How big is he going to get?"

    "uh this is it - he's a pony"

    " Oh, then is he like a dwarf or something?"

    Yep!!!! I get that for the "white colt" I have at the farm.

    "How big is that white colt of yers gunna git?!?!" they look on excitedly.
    "You're looking at it, he's a pony. (Gray dammit, GRAY)"
    "Well, duh! But all ponies grow up to be bigger!"
    "Some ponies think that, so yeah, sure."

    They don't get it...wasted sarcasm.
    RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
    5/5/84-7/12/08

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    • #62
      I ride my 17.2hh Percheron gelding everywhere. The only thing I do with him is ride him. Whenever I come in contact with "older" men, I get the "So wers yer plow at? snicker, snicker. Like i haven't heard it a million times before...
      "Riding: the art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground."

      ~Horsebiters Clique Founder~Drafties~The A Team~Anti-Kohlrahbi Proliferation Group~Elite Closet Canterer...by proxy~

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Need4speed
        I ride my 17.2hh Percheron gelding everywhere. The only thing I do with him is ride him. Whenever I come in contact with "older" men, I get the "So wers yer plow at? snicker, snicker. Like i haven't heard it a million times before...

        Get that horrified look in your face: * My Plow! I lost it!!!!!*

        Yeah...those old farts, trying sooo hard to be funny...

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Alagirl
          Get that horrified look in your face: * My Plow! I lost it!!!!!*

          Yeah...those old farts, trying sooo hard to be funny...
          Yeah, lost my plow and found my "pancake" (my all purpose saddle) and "britches" (my breeches).
          "Riding: the art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground."

          ~Horsebiters Clique Founder~Drafties~The A Team~Anti-Kohlrahbi Proliferation Group~Elite Closet Canterer...by proxy~

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          • #65
            Just thought of another one. The other night I was watching The Apprentice, and one of the teams thought it would be a good idea to have a horse and carriage...and then the "project manager", a woman, says "make sure they're stallions, they have to be stallions". Cause everyone knows that stallions are the most level headed of all horses, especially in a highly populated area.

            disclaimer: I do realize that there are some sane, calm stallions out there; I've ridden and worked with some, that's not to say that they should be used as public carriage horses
            "Riding: the art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground."

            ~Horsebiters Clique Founder~Drafties~The A Team~Anti-Kohlrahbi Proliferation Group~Elite Closet Canterer...by proxy~

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            • #66
              On a trail ride, my friend was on a 16.2h leggy OTTB gelding - dark brown, and I was on a short stocky 15h QH mare, dark brown almost black with white blaze. People we passed on the trails asked us if the horses were mother and daughter - I guess because they were both brown-black and one was bigger? I suppose they didn't notice the gelding's "appendage" either

              The description of the Paint running is so funny, I have ridden another paint who does the same thing, she's so cute! On the other hand, my little QH/Welsh cross could run like the wind without seeming to exert any effort at all.

              And then of course there is trying to explain how a "white" horse with black skin is called a grey... and so is a grey one

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              • #67
                oh yes, that "All white horses are Lippizans" argument! Give me a break! Not to mention they hit the ground perfectly white like that, too...it's impossible for them to be born a different color and become white later in life

                I used to ride a grey Trak (grey = white here). I can't tell you how many people would come to the barn and ask if he were pure Arab. He looked NOTHING like an Arab! When I answered "No, he's a Trakenher," they'd say "oh, so he's only PART Arab." "No, I'm sorry, he's a WB..imported from Europe. No Arabian blood in him anywhere." They didn't get it. Sad thing was these were parents who owned WB's for their kids! Thankfully, they never brought up the Lippizan thing...I think that's strictly those who don't know anything about horses but may have caught the tour or may have seen something on TV about them.
                "IT'S NOT THE MOUNTAIN WE CONQUER, BUT OURSELVES." SIR EDMUND HILLARYMember of the "Someone Special To Me Serves In The Military" Clique

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                • #68
                  The only outside blood the Trakehner stud book is NOT closed to is Arabian and Throughbred.

                  A Warmblood is by definition part hot blood horse which is TB or Arab and cold blood horse or type, farm horse, draught horse, carriage horse native to the area.


                  In the years after World War II, many of the other German
                  warmblood breeds used Trakehner stallions to refine their horses. Examples are the Trakehner stallion Abglanz used in the Hanoverian breed, or the stallion Julmond in Baden-WĂĽrttemberg. The Trakehner studbook, however, is closed to all outside blood except the Thoroughbred and the Arabian (including Anglo and Shagya Arabs).


                  From the History of the Trakhener http://www.trakehners-international.com/history.html
                  Today, quality Thoroughbred and Arabian horses are allowed into the otherwise closed studbook. This consistency of breeding helps maintain the "Trakehner look", "freshens" the bloodlines and adds great rideability and sensitivity.

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                  • #69
                    i have to laugh at the things been said buts its so true --

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                    • #70
                      Looked at a barn recently...

                      Owner: All these horses are so nice. They all must be QH's.
                      Me: Really?
                      Owner: Yeah... that one must be a QH, and that one and that one...

                      He pointed at a palomino, a dapple gray, and then...

                      A leopard Appoloosa.

                      Me: No, I'm pretty sure that one's an Appoloosa.

                      That barn did not make the cut. A good example of "No, I will not leave my horse with you." l

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                      • #71
                        I love this thread!

                        Awhile back we had a company installing gas lines on my parents place for their fireplaces. They always showed up at the same time when I was feeding, every morning. One of the guys had horses when he was younger and of course he was the only one who could ride his horse. It bucked every one off and was very mean and spooky so it was an Arab. He said his neighbor was going to shoot the horse when he took it and trained it. I would humor him and listen to his stories. One morning the horses were all in when he showed up. He saw one of my boarders red roan Appy and said hey, I didn't know you had Arabs! LOL Later that day he rang my doorbell wanting to know if I was planning to sell the colt. I was confused and said all our males are gelded and all the horses were adults. He pointed to my daughters 11h 30 yr old pony mare and said, "Nah, that one right there, he's gonna make a fine stallion." I couldn't reply, I was trying too hard not to laugh.

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                        • #72
                          I live near Shelbyville, TN, which is the heart of Walking Horse country. Anybody who doesn't have a clue automatically assumes that I have Walking Horses, and doesn't realize that anything else on four legs lives in our area.

                          I was in Co-op one day and an older guy sees me with an armload of horse supplies. He asks if I have horses, and I say yes (duh). He asks if I ahve Walking Horses, and I say no, a TB and an Appaloosa (at the time). Politely, I inquire as to what kind of horses he has, and his reply was, "Walking Horses. Is there any other kind?"

                          How 'bout a little diversity here...

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Nicker
                            Awhile back we had a company installing gas lines on my parents place for their fireplaces. They always showed up at the same time when I was feeding, every morning. One of the guys had horses when he was younger and of course he was the only one who could ride his horse. It bucked every one off and was very mean and spooky so it was an Arab. He said his neighbor was going to shoot the horse when he took it and trained it. I would humor him and listen to his stories. One morning the horses were all in when he showed up. He saw one of my boarders red roan Appy and said hey, I didn't know you had Arabs! LOL Later that day he rang my doorbell wanting to know if I was planning to sell the colt. I was confused and said all our males are gelded and all the horses were adults. He pointed to my daughters 11h 30 yr old pony mare and said, "Nah, that one right there, he's gonna make a fine stallion." I couldn't reply, I was trying too hard not to laugh.
                            hahaha, this one is terrific

                            And flypony, that sounds kind of rude, considering you had just told him about your other breeds! Hopefully he was nice about it.
                            Future Re-Rider
                            "Take care of your memories, for you cannot relive them." [Bob Dylan]

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Nicker
                              One of the guys had horses when he was younger and of course he was the only one who could ride his horse. It bucked every one off and was very mean and spooky so it was an Arab. He said his neighbor was going to shoot the horse when he took it and trained it. I would humor him and listen to his stories.
                              OMG. If I hear that story around my parts of the world ONE more time, I'll throw up.
                              RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
                              5/5/84-7/12/08

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by MistyBlue
                                I hear that often too, "My brother used to raise Thoroughbred Arabians." I just smile and nod...I'm pretty sure they mean purebred Arabs and not Anglo Arabs.
                                Yes, I am sure my fellow TB owners get this all the time:
                                "What breed of horse do you own?"

                                "A Thoroughbred."

                                "No, what BREED?"
                                Love my "Slow-T T B"
                                2010 OTTB, Dixie Union x Dash for Money

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                                • #76
                                  'Shows what YOU know...

                                  Originally posted by Kenike
                                  oh yes, that "All white horses are Lippizans" argument! Give me a break! Not to mention they hit the ground perfectly white like that, too...it's impossible for them to be born a different color and become white later in life

                                  I used to ride a grey Trak (grey = white here). I can't tell you how many people would come to the barn and ask if he were pure Arab. He looked NOTHING like an Arab! When I answered "No, he's a Trakenher," they'd say "oh, so he's only PART Arab." "No, I'm sorry, he's a WB..imported from Europe. No Arabian blood in him anywhere." They didn't get it. Sad thing was these were parents who owned WB's for their kids! Thankfully, they never brought up the Lippizan thing...I think that's strictly those who don't know anything about horses but may have caught the tour or may have seen something on TV about them.
                                  Um, Pot...this is the kettle calling...
                                  This is excerpted from The History of the Trakehner Breed:

                                  "History and Origin of the Breed

                                  The Trakehner, known for its friendly temperament, intelligence and athletic ability, is one of Germany's oldest warmblood breeds. King Frederick Wilhelm I of Prussia wanting his soldiers to have reliable transportation that was faster, sounder and more enduring than that of his contemporaries established the breed in 1732. For that purpose he opened a royal stud farm at Trakehnen in East Prussia. He used small native mares, called Schwaike, and crossed them with Thoroughbreds from England and with purebred Arabians. Throughout the years, the king's stud directors tried various other breeds but soon limited themselves to the Thoroughbred and the Arabian. The results of these crossings were exactly what the king wanted. Strict selection permitted only the best to breed while the "average" product was sold as riding horses, soon producing a distinctive new breed."

                                  I think I did see some Arab in there somewhere. Maybe before being snarky, one should really know their facts. Or better yet, why not just be genuinely kind?
                                  Are you all just as sarcastic and rude if someone asks your dog's breed? Are you really the only person in the world who knows everything? Or, I know this sounds crazy, but could people just be trying to strike up conversation when they ask the breed of your horse or *GASP* maybe they're trying to learn something!! And they get a nasty remark for their trouble. Sheeesh.
                                  "Absent a correct diagnosis, medicine is poison, surgery is trauma and alternative therapy is witchcraft" A. Kent Allen
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                                  • #77
                                    Originally posted by Ruth0552
                                    Looked at a barn recently...

                                    Owner: All these horses are so nice. They all must be QH's.
                                    Me: Really?
                                    Owner: Yeah... that one must be a QH, and that one and that one...

                                    He pointed at a palomino, a dapple gray, and then...

                                    A leopard Appoloosa.

                                    Me: No, I'm pretty sure that one's an Appoloosa.

                                    That barn did not make the cut. A good example of "No, I will not leave my horse with you." l
                                    Just because a horse has spots does not make it an App.
                                    "Absent a correct diagnosis, medicine is poison, surgery is trauma and alternative therapy is witchcraft" A. Kent Allen
                                    http://www.etsy.com/shop/tailsofglory

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                                    • #78
                                      The pony/foal thing is a very popular mistake made...I've tried explaining it dozens of times, no, that's not going to get any bigger, it's an adult.
                                      But I finally found a way to stop the long drawn out explanations:
                                      "How big is that baby going to get?"
                                      "It's not a baby, it's a pony. It's full grown."
                                      "A pony IS a baby...how big will it get?"
                                      "No, a pony isn't a baby horse. A pony is to horses what a Jack Russel Terrier is to GSD's. Think of it like this: Miniature horse equals a Chihuahua. Pony equals a JRT. Average sized horse equals a GSD. Draft horse is a Saint Bernard. Just like dogs...all these are equines...but all of them have different adult sizes. A baby in all size equines is called a foal, like a baby in all dogs is called a puppy. Each baby grows as big as the breed allows, some big and some small. Only in horses we call boy babies and girl babies different things, filly for girl and colt for boy."

                                      It does get hysterically funny when non-horse (or I THINK I know horses) people mess up very commonly known things to us who are horse people...I'll admit to laughing about comments like these later on when talking to hubby about them. I no longer argue about it with other people though...I'm more sneaky. I explain things as simply and short as possible and then steer the subject into suggesting ways to become more involved in the horse world...like lessons, or trail riding, or attending horse shows, etc. Recruit! We need all the public support we can get...especially when it comes to legislative crap against farming, taxes and horse owners. I've steered quite a few grown macho men who know nothing about horses into trying out roping, reining, team penning, etc. I don;t do those things...but it's not hard to talk Mr Harley or Mr Accountant into checking out what it's like to really play cowboy/City Slicker. Most don't know they can do these things off of a movie set...and the more who love horses and care about them the better!
                                      You jump in the saddle,
                                      Hold onto the bridle!
                                      Jump in the line!
                                      ...Belefonte

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                                      • #79
                                        Originally posted by MistyBlue
                                        We need all the public support we can get...especially when it comes to legislative crap against farming, taxes and horse owners. I've steered quite a few grown macho men who know nothing about horses into trying out roping, reining, team penning, etc. I don;t do those things...but it's not hard to talk Mr Harley or Mr Accountant into checking out what it's like to really play cowboy/City Slicker. Most don't know they can do these things off of a movie set...and the more who love horses and care about them the better!
                                        That's pretty much what I was trying to get at, Misty, but you were much more eloquent than I. Educate rather than eliminate.
                                        "Absent a correct diagnosis, medicine is poison, surgery is trauma and alternative therapy is witchcraft" A. Kent Allen
                                        http://www.etsy.com/shop/tailsofglory

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                                        • #80
                                          I have to admit--I've shown my HS students the occasional Grand Prix show jumping round (I had to find out who won!), and most of the time they come up with very thoughtful questions considering their lack of horse background. However, this one question caught me off guard:

                                          Have you ever rolled a horse?

                                          Ummmm. . . you mean rolled him in flour? Rolled him down the stairs? Rolled my eyes at him? The kid was referring to the time a year ago when he rolled his car. BINGO. No, I've never rolled a horse. The next question was:

                                          Have you ever popped a wheelie on a horse?

                                          The other kids gave the kid a strange look for that one, but at least that one was easy to figure out.

                                          The other thing that caught me off guard was when a study hall and I watched the end of the last Road to the Maclay--the part where the one college girl decides to sell her eq. horse. The kids were miffed over that one; they said that a horse must be just like a dog or any other pet, and how could you sell your buddy? That was cute.
                                          "And now . . .off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony and there are no red-headed clients to vex us with their conundrums."

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