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    #41
    Maybe I should have replied... "I bet they will colic if I fed them shavings" and let him chew on that for a while...

    When he said "get a real horse" I was waiting for the whole QH plug or since we are in high WB and TB country.... but I was really visibly shocked when he said "Gypsy Cart Horse" ... I mean that truly came out of left field!
    \"For all those men who say, \"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,\" here\'s an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it\'s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.\"-

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    • #42
      Originally posted by Just My Style
      Well, since his magical gypsy horses survive on the dust of fairies, smiles of flowers, dancing rays of sunshine and the whistling music of the wind, I can see where he thought your purchase was extravagant. And who needs shavings when they poop golden butterflies?


      As a former TB owner, I got that all the time...

      them: "What kind of horse do you have?"
      me: "A Thoroughbred."
      them: "A thoroughbred what?"
      me: "Um, no, that's a breed. Perhaps you're thinking of purebred?"
      them: *stare*

      OR...

      them: "What kind of horse do you have?"
      me: "A Thoroughbred.""
      them: "Oh, do race it?"
      me: *stare*
      (I live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan... it's hard enough to find a horse show to go to, let alone a freaking racetrack! Unless I want to race against snowmobiles or dirtbikes).
      Future Re-Rider
      "Take care of your memories, for you cannot relive them." [Bob Dylan]

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      • #43
        Laughing out loud. your reply about shipping the ponies here was priceless. I wish I could have been there for that. OMG, I wish I had your wit. That's one of those comebacks that most of us think up a couple of hours afterwards. Good job. That was excellent.

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        • #44
          I've had that thoroughbred/purebred argument before! And although it's technically correct to refer to a purebred as a thoroughbred, it irks me because in my mind a thoroughbred is a JC registered horse.

          You TB people actually have it easy explaining what your horse does, as most people have seen horses jump at some point in their life. It's a little harder to explain a Saddlebred- "They're the kind that pick up their feet really high and look like they're prancing around the show ring." If I'm lucky, the person asking will nod like they know what I'm talking about and go away.

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          • #45
            Originally posted by Phaxxton
            it's sort of poetic justice when that person's going to turn around and buy one of "those gypsy cart horses." At least I know I didn't overpay for my horses by $15K!
            Boy is that the best scam ever or what? I'm being helped with a trojan/malware computer problem -via a BB-by a lovely man in GB. He has a lurcher dog and belongs to a lure coursing group. I told him they should try marketing them as Purebred Romany Gypsy dogs - bred to accompany Gypsy Vanner horses. Seems like a good get-rich-quick scam to me.
            Anyone doing greyhound rescue - be sure to use that to push adoptions of any greyhound or whippet mixes. I firmly believe that giving a "rare breed" label to mutts is justified, and Lurchers are a special rare named mutt so wooo hooo. place those babies.
            btw, to add insult to injury, Travelers and Tinkers, the supposed long time breeders, never call them selves Gypsy or Rom. Completely different groups.
            Always had a history of horse trading scams, though, and I am hopeful this current one will go down in their history as a truely great con.

            Barbara

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            • #46
              Another 'where's the fruitbat' moment

              OK I know we all have heard this one.

              You're tacking up a pony, and a visitor stops by.

              "Oh he's so cute! How old is that baby?"

              "Uhm 10 or so"

              "How big is he going to get?"

              "uh this is it - he's a pony"

              " Oh, then is he like a dwarf or something?"

              Bridal Sweet 05/28/1983 to 01/23/2008


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              • #47
                Originally posted by MissBri
                OK I know we all have heard this one.

                You're tacking up a pony, and a visitor stops by.

                "Oh he's so cute! How old is that baby?"

                "Uhm 10 or so"

                "How big is he going to get?"

                "uh this is it - he's a pony"

                " Oh, then is he like a dwarf or something?"



                You really gotta wonder how many people see ponies and think they're just young horses that will keep growing, haha.
                Future Re-Rider
                "Take care of your memories, for you cannot relive them." [Bob Dylan]

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                • #48
                  My old trainer (a very good horseman) used to tell people that my pinto pony was a Chincoteage and swam over from an island -- mind you, this pony has lived his entire life in land locked Indiana and would probably ride in a boat before he'd swim anywere. But to my trainer, for some reason spotted pony had to equal Chincoteage, no matter what I told him. I think he thought it sounded really cool to have a Misty pony in the barn so I stopped protesting after a while and just humored him...

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                  • #49
                    Color confusion

                    Well, I know that a lot of my friends who have TBs or WBs that are in the dappled stage of greyness who get REALLY bent out of shape when people ask if their horse is an Appaloosa! ROFLOL

                    Now, one day I was riding on the trails on my 16.3 near-leopard bay roan Appy event horse, and a pair of hikers oohed and aahed and asked if he were..... wait for it..... an ARABIAN!! I just CAN'T get my mind around that one. He actually had some Arab in his pedigree but it was about 5 or 6 generations back and the only remaining "Arabian" characteristic he had was what amounted to a slightly more level croup than the average App. (and that Arab was Ferras, a 14.3 chestnut). I was at a loss for a response, but finally said, "No, he's not, but if you see any horses out here with very pretty "dished" faces that carry their tails high, ask those riders if their horses are Appaloosas." Then I rode on, giggling evilly to myself.

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                    • #50
                      Originally posted by AllWeatherGal
                      Fillin up the truck a while ago, someone pulled up at the next pump in a teeny little "vehicle" of dubious safety (Miata). Man unfolded himself and remarked that he'd hate to have to pay to fill that tank. I bit my tongue. I used to drive a Mini on the M5 in the UK years ago ... who am I to judge?

                      He persisted, remarking on how wasteful and irresponsible I was. I said that, truly, I'd hate to try to pull a loaded horse trailer with his vehicle, but I appreciated his care of the environment (uh huh ... sportscar, sure) and assured him that it was not my primary means of transportation.

                      And OF COURSE he said "I thot horses were supposed to be doing the pulling."

                      Argh. Least he didn't Gyspy Van me, tho.
                      Happened to me too AWG-to which I replied "How many MPG do you get?" She said "Oh I get 19!" to which I replied "Oh that's a shame-I don't even get that bad of mileage when I'm pulling the loaded trailer which is what this vehicle is for-empty this truck gets 26-27(for you cothers out there-it has the 'chip') in town. Freeway is a tad better. That's too bad for you" and turned around. lol. She didn't know what to do lol.
                      "And remember-if it gets really bad, there's always tequila..." J.P.

                      No horse should be Peepless

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                      • #51
                        Originally posted by J Swan
                        Just My Style, will you marry me????

                        At least none of you have to deal with my aunt. She doesn't know squat about horses, but has a bit of land. Her sister in law is a Peruvian Paso breeder and leased the land for a barn and pasture. So of course, my aunt is now an expert in animal husbandry because she can hear a horse fart from her back patio.

                        Now I, on the other hand, have been hearing (and smelling) horse farts for 30 years. For some reason, she has started to calling to remind me to pick their feet. All you hear is this really heavy French accent and you must peeek zeeee feet oderwise dey get seeeze stinky feeet. She calls me at night to say - did you breeng zemm een tonight so zey don get ze killed by zee coyotes?

                        And on and on and on....
                        rotfl. lmao, GASPING FOR BREATH! hahahahaa!

                        Of course J Swan, I laugh WITH you, not AT you, because...you guessed it...SO's grandpa "had horses back in the day" and I get that kind of stuff too. It's really bad when I run into him at the farm store.

                        He once asked me why his pigs didn't butcher out very well. I told him the fact that pigs generally require a diet very high in protein and he fed his nothing but day old bread rejected from the bread factory might have something to do with it but he refused to believe me (the rest of the family does though. After all, I DID get an A in "Principles of Meat Science" lol)
                        "And remember-if it gets really bad, there's always tequila..." J.P.

                        No horse should be Peepless

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                        • #52
                          Originally posted by AllWeatherGal
                          He persisted, remarking on how wasteful and irresponsible I was. I said that, truly, I'd hate to try to pull a loaded horse trailer with his vehicle, but I appreciated his care of the environment (uh huh ... sportscar, sure) and assured him that it was not my primary means of transportation.
                          This reminds me of a conversation I had with my ex-boyfriend, while we were dating. At my first H/J schooling show, he came along to take pictures. He mentioned something about using his '69 Corvette to pull a horse trailer, if I got my own horse. I must have looked a bit dubious, because he assured me that the engine was plenty powerful to do the job. I said, "Oh, I'm sure it can pull the trailer, especially a Brenderup with a smallish horse in it. I'd just be scared it wouldn't have the mass to stop it, if you were going down a steep hill and anything went wrong with the trailer brakes." Since he manages an auto parts store, and knows how to weld, he probably could rig up a hitch, but I don't think it would look right!
                          Stay me with coffee, comfort me with chocolate, for I am sick of love.

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                          • #53
                            Originally posted by Sandy M
                            Well, I know that a lot of my friends who have TBs or WBs that are in the dappled stage of greyness who get REALLY bent out of shape when people ask if their horse is an Appaloosa! ROFLOL
                            i get that pretty frequently. doesn't bother me, my mare has lots of spots, and is pretty funny looking for a TB. what got me was the day some woman came to look at another horse in the barn that was for sale. as i was coming out of the ring with my mare, she asked me if the mare was an appaloosa.
                            Me: no, she'd a TB
                            Her, to her friend: oh, well they're crossing Appaloosas to EVERYTHING these days!

                            LOL!!!!
                            Different Times Equestrian Ventures at Hidden Spring Ranch
                            www.DifferentTimesEquestrianVentures.com

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                            • #54
                              Crossing Apps to EVERYTHING

                              Indeed, Timex. My horse's paternal grandsire (top line) is Vikingson(TB) and his maternal grandsire (bottom line) is Grog, Seabiscuit's half brother... but no one mistakes him for a TB, what with the full blanket, roaning, lightning marks on all four legs.....He, too, was supposed to be a race horse, but he apparently was a gangly youngster (16.2 at maturity), and so, thankfully, got marketed as a H/J/sporthorse prospect instead of being raced.

                              My first Appy was a stocky (but not stockhorse) Toby line Appy, dark blue roan, full blanket, peacock spots, "bear paw" markings on both shoulders, etc., and I usually trail rode with my eventing buddy who had a BIG dappled-gray TB out of Irish lines (related to Red Rum, the Grand National multi-time winner). Even with the OBVIOUS Appy standing next to him, people would ask if that big TB was an Appaloosa.

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                              • #55
                                love 'em!

                                I love these comments! When people ask me what I've got, the reaction is usually just blank stares and most people change the subject. I have Anglo-Trakehners. Around here, people will often ask if you have TB's.
                                Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Goethe

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                                • #56
                                  Originally posted by Whisper
                                  This reminds me of a conversation I had with my ex-boyfriend, while we were dating. At my first H/J schooling show, he came along to take pictures. He mentioned something about using his '69 Corvette to pull a horse trailer, if I got my own horse. I must have looked a bit dubious, because he assured me that the engine was plenty powerful to do the job. I said, "Oh, I'm sure it can pull the trailer, especially a Brenderup with a smallish horse in it. I'd just be scared it wouldn't have the mass to stop it, if you were going down a steep hill and anything went wrong with the trailer brakes." Since he manages an auto parts store, and knows how to weld, he probably could rig up a hitch, but I don't think it would look right!
                                  ROFLMAO. That reminds me of the time when my dad offered to trailer my horse with his volkswagon karman ghia! Why not, the engine is plenty powerful? Uh dad, I think when you hooked the trailer up, the wheels on your car would come off the ground and spin around uselessly. Ah, non-horsey parents, gotta love em.
                                  Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert

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                                  • #57
                                    Tow vehicles

                                    Well, that, of course, brings to mind "The Horse in the Grey Flannel Suit" and young Kurt Russell towing his sister's horse in a full size steel horse trailer and using a Morgan sports care. I don't THINK so!

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                                    • #58
                                      ROFLMAO!

                                      You can always tell them that you have a *Follbloot* With a thick accent - who cares which... and then continue to bore them to death with an account of all the famous ancesters, real and imagined.

                                      I had this one dude telling me that Trakehner where halbreds, as in TB crosses! But then, this guy had a Min-Pin as trail dog, too!

                                      Come to think of it...he called me an awefull lot...see, I had rear ended him - rather his Mercedes - with my Citroen (the kind Demi Moore had in *Indecent Proposal*!) for the love of me, I gave him my insurance info, and all, why the heck he called me, not even talking about cars...

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                                      • #59
                                        Then there's my boss who when I showed him the pictures of my daughter riding her pony, all 12 hands of him, asked "is he a thoroughbred?" I said, "no, he is just a pony. Thoroughbreds are the ones you throw money at when at the track."


                                        Hey, at least he asked LOL

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                                        • #60
                                          Originally posted by Sakura
                                          "Great, from what I understand they are magikal ... something about shipping a $500 hairy pony across the Atlantic magically transforms them into $15,000 horses once they get here." that was not what he was wanting to hear... I'm pretty sure....
                                          Amanda

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