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  • #21
    I hear that often too, "My brother used to raise Thoroughbred Arabians." I just smile and nod...I'm pretty sure they mean purebred Arabs and not Anglo Arabs.
    I do also get asked often if I race my horses...the easiest reply I've found so far for explaining my WB mare and my APHA gelding is, "No, one of my horses is the kind that either jumps over things or does that riding that looks like the horse is dancing...the other is the kind that chases cows, a cowboy horse." No need for me to tell them that neither races, and not because of their breeds but because I think I can dismount from either run and run faster by myself.
    The Paint is quite funny though, he'll flatten his ears, squint his eyes, stick his nose straight out and those little legs fly...he thinks if he makes a "I'm really fast" looking face, others will believe he's really moving, LOL!
    (meanwhile the Paint is galloping flat out like this while the WB jogs past him)
    You jump in the saddle,
    Hold onto the bridle!
    Jump in the line!
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    • #22
      <3 this thread!!!

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      • #23
        Originally posted by MistyBlue
        I hear that often too, "My brother used to raise Thoroughbred Arabians." I just smile and nod...I'm pretty sure they mean purebred Arabs and not Anglo Arabs.
        I do also get asked often if I race my horses...the easiest reply I've found so far for explaining my WB mare and my APHA gelding is, "No, one of my horses is the kind that either jumps over things or does that riding that looks like the horse is dancing...the other is the kind that chases cows, a cowboy horse." No need for me to tell them that neither races, and not because of their breeds but because I think I can dismount from either run and run faster by myself.
        The Paint is quite funny though, he'll flatten his ears, squint his eyes, stick his nose straight out and those little legs fly...he thinks if he makes a "I'm really fast" looking face, others will believe he's really moving, LOL!
        (meanwhile the Paint is galloping flat out like this while the WB jogs past him)
        OMG about the paint running! LMAO! My OTTB I used for a while to help TBs to go the track learn how to gallop with a quiet horse next to them. When we'd "open up", my poor old guy's legs were doing 90 mph, and the other horse was leaving him! But on the way back, I could count on the old man jigging the whole way in, "Yeah, I taught that little kid something! But he needed to hear it from an old man like me!" Used to crack us all up, him thinking he was hot shit coming back in to the barn. We didn't tell him any different. The old man had heart.
        RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
        5/5/84-7/12/08

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        • #24
          Reminds me of my 5th grade English teacher who marked my paper down for capatalizing Thoroughbred. "But it's a breed of horse" I argued. "No it's not" she argued back, "It's a description of how the animal is bred, as in a greyhound bred to a greyhound is a thoroughbred dog." What could I say but "No really, this is a recognized breed of horse." She wasn't going to believe me.
          I had a teacher like that a few years ago. Finally, after arguing back and forth, I went and copied the definition from the Oxford English Dictionary. The look on her face was priceless.

          Up 'til now, I've always ridden either ponies or Thoroughbreds, and when I mentioned to anyone that I rode the TBs, I inevitably was asked how they raced. Finally I just learned to say "He likes to jump over things more than run past them." Worked pretty well for awhile.
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          • #25
            yeah, people always ask if i race my TB, and i just say "He used to but didn't like it, so now we're doing other stuff" Seems to satisfy them.

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            • #26
              Originally posted by Appassionato
              OMG! Just this week I got from a guy "what kind of horses do you have?"

              "Thoroughbred"

              "Oh, an Arabian?"

              "No, a Thoroughbred."

              "Yeah, that's called an Arabian! Duh! Sheesh..."

              I stood blinking. What do I say to that? I was called to the spot, huh?
              Holy idiot!!! LOL!!

              Same for the 5th grade teacher. What was she smoking? I'd definitely have brought a breed book in just to prove her wrong the next day...but I tend to be a bit vengeful sometimes
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              • #27
                Originally posted by Kenike
                Holy idiot!!! LOL!!

                Same for the 5th grade teacher. What was she smoking? I'd definitely have brought a breed book in just to prove her wrong the next day...but I tend to be a bit vengeful sometimes
                They've watched Black Beauty, National Velvet, and now Seabiscuit. They're up to date on all things "horsey".
                RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
                5/5/84-7/12/08

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                • #28
                  ok, so when at the beach riding around my horse, who is 100% TB holds his head up high, and does have a higher-than-normal tail, but still...

                  Having more than 2 people, with the 3rd pretty horsey asking "Is he pure ARAB?" can get annoying... but when they ask stuff like... do you rodeo him, or "thats a nice stallion you got there.." or the infamous from a VERY high dressage guy "You mare seems to have a contusion on her back... wait, this is a male *noticing the appendage*, well your gelding is very feminine."

                  Pretty funny, or like my dad who the other day said "Why don't I get on moonie and jump those 2'9" oxers? I used to jump tons!" (Actually, he *might* of done a 6" log while on those tourist rides as a kid.)
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                  • #29
                    "Why don't you get some real horses?" he continues...
                    I've heard this more than once when I told people I have an arabian... It didn't stop when I added the STB to my collection.

                    Now I just smile and nod... but wow, it's sort of poetic justice when that person's going to turn around and buy one of "those gypsy cart horses." At least I know I didn't overpay for my horses by $15K!


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                    • #30
                      My personal favorite is when people ask about thoroughbreds and want to know "thoroughbred what?" And you have to say, "just thoroughbred..." They think "thoroughbred" = "purebred" and I have to explain this to nonhorsey people at least once a month...


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                      • #31
                        I'm Gonna Be Rich!!!

                        Pooping golden butterflies....


                        OMG, I am going to be rich! Hey, & I am here now putting an intelectual patent on the idea, but I might franchise it out to ya'll, for a very hefty fee of course.

                        Aren't the orignal GV importers still here in Ocala? I bet they would give me all the free GV poop I could possibly want. Probably laugh at me for hauling it off for them for free too, since manure mgt is a real issue here & disposal is costly.

                        Anyway, we all know butterflies come from cocoons, correct?! I am going to start marketing what was once known as road apples as "GV golden butterfly cocoons!" That's the ticket, Im gonna be rich! See ya'll on EBay!

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                        • #32
                          PS: I wonder if I should spray paint these cocoons gold? *hmmm*

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                          • #33
                            If i supply some poop, gold spray paint and glitter.. can I hook in on the profits as well?

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                            • #34
                              Uhm, well, gee, I dunno know. Shall you be providing real GV poo? After all, I don't wanna get busted for false advertising!

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                              • #35
                                Originally posted by NRB
                                Reminds me of my 5th grade English teacher who marked my paper down for capatalizing Thoroughbred. "But it's a breed of horse" I argued. "No it's not" she argued back, "It's a description of how the animal is bred, as in a greyhound bred to a greyhound is a thoroughbred dog." What could I say but "No really, this is a recognized breed of horse." She wasn't going to believe me.

                                I got a question wrong on a High School math test when I said that a "hand" when measuring a horse was an actual measurement and not an estimation. I tried to tell her that a "hand" is equal to 4 inches, but she would entertain no such idea. She said " everyones hand is a dfferent size, so it is an estimate".

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                                • #36
                                  The Paint is quite funny though, he'll flatten his ears, squint his eyes, stick his nose straight out and those little legs fly...he thinks if he makes a "I'm really fast" looking face, others will believe he's really moving, LOL!
                                  (meanwhile the Paint is galloping flat out like this while the WB jogs past him)
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                                  oh Misty, between this and the pooping golden butterflys- this is a truly cute post.

                                  I hate it when people will say "is that all he can do is walk" in response to "he's a TWH" or a quarter of what about a Quarter Horse. You get some really funny looks when you try to explain the running walk to a non-horseperson..
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                                  • #37
                                    Ah, Teachers!

                                    This thread reminds of the high school english teacher who told me I couldn't do my research paper on horses, an obvious interest area of mine, so I did it on COWS instead. I'm sure she enjoyed reading that one...
                                    Not my monkeys, not my circus.

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                                    • #38
                                      When some (usually) male stranger starts the "I know more then you do" routine, I just giggle because I remember the old Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

                                      Remember Bullwinkle as Mr. Know it All? "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat" pulls out grizzly bear, "Oops, wrong hat".

                                      Or you could think of Gilda Radnor's impassioned wrong word editorials on SNL back when it was funny....like the "list of Endangered Feces".

                                      So these insecure nobodies who just accost me and spout their "knowledge" to make me feel inferior just make me laugh.

                                      Never mind.
                                      When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

                                      The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.

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                                      • #39
                                        Ohhh!

                                        My customers at my chocolate shop get blank looks on their face when I asked if they wanted Thoroughbred in their box.

                                        "Oh, Yes, you'd want whisky truffle." Snicker snicker

                                        BTW, Thoroughbred is one of the best selling chocolates!
                                        Will get a dream horse!
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                                        • #40
                                          Oh - I remember that bit Gilda Radner did!! Those were the good ole days on SNL.

                                          And pooping golden butterflies - well - FINALLY! A way to MAKE money in the horse business. And we thought the golden goose had a corner on the market.

                                          Out hunting, a friend of mine who rides a very light grey TB, had been approache several times by other riders and asked what breed of horse he is.

                                          Reply - A Thoroughbred
                                          Answer - oh no - he can't be a Thoroughbred. He's a Lippizan.
                                          Reply - No, he's a Thoroughbred.
                                          Answer - You don't know what you're talking about. All white horses are Lippizans.

                                          I don't know which is worse. A person who doesn't know anything about horses but saw Seabicuit and is now an expert, or a person who owns horses but can't tell a rangy TB from a short round horse with no neck Lippizan.
                                          Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                                          Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                                          -Rudyard Kipling

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