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An Interesting Visitor...funny and insane all at the same time!

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  • An Interesting Visitor...funny and insane all at the same time!

    The other day my friend and I were getting ready for a horse show. My friend was braiding my horse down with thread and then I was going to bump the braids. While this was happening a woman came into the barn and said "cool, you're putting in hair extensions.

    She then asked for the BO and told us that she had just bought her first horse a year ago and that she had always wanted to run a farm and was going to be taking over our boarding barn.

    Meanwhile she walked over to a flea bitten grey in the barn and asked us if it was a leopard spot because she "had seen it in a magazine." We were freaking at this point.

    She told us she has read in books all about how to run a barn and is going to make "improvements."

    The thing that really got us was that she seemed either slow, or on drugs. Not sure but her speach pattern was a bit odd.

    It was all a very strange experience.

  • #2
    Now would be a good time to move. Beat the rush, while other local farms still have vacancies.


    • #3
      "If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there"


      • Original Poster

        Originally posted by Woodland View Post
        Nope, not punk'd. It's the real deal. We are aware that the BO will be moving in the fall. This lady's a nut though.


        • #5
          Was her name Celetia?


          • #6
            Originally posted by chaltagor View Post
            Was her name Celetia?
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            • #7
              Run away! Run Away!


              • #8
                "Meanwhile she walked over to a flea bitten grey in the barn and asked us if it was a leopard spot because she "had seen it in a magazine."

                *She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine, yeah!*

                Sorry, it just seems to go with this surreal experience. Run away!!
                I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry


                • #9
                  That was very considerate of the nut case to warn you what's going to happen to the care at the barn--now go barn shopping before all the other boarders get the spaces at the nice barns and you come back here with a thread about getting your horse away from this nut.
                  You can't fix stupid-Ron White


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chaltagor View Post
                    Was her name Celetia?

                    Be grateful for the warning and start looking for another barn. Quick - before it's too late!
                    Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                    Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                    -Rudyard Kipling


                    • #11
                      She must be from Mississauga!

                      Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Woodland View Post
                        That could be fun to do/have done to someone.

                        Yes, run. Run away!
                        Delicious strawberry flavored death!


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by tangledweb View Post
                          Now would be a good time to move. Beat the rush, while other local farms still have vacancies.

                          That's the funniest first response I may have ever read. And an excellent idea. How's the packing going, girls?
                          Airborne? Oh. Yes, he can take a joke. Once. After that, the joke's on you.


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Guin View Post
                            "Meanwhile she walked over to a flea bitten grey in the barn and asked us if it was a leopard spot because she "had seen it in a magazine."

                            *She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine, yeah!*

                            Sorry, it just seems to go with this surreal experience. Run away!!
                            I have this book of misheard song lyrics and that line is in there!!! But it goes

                            "She's got electric boobs, her Mom does too, you know I read it in a magazine, ohhh"

                            I have had dealings with crazy Celetia - Be afraid, be very afraid.


                            • Original Poster

                              You guys are hilarious! I actually really like the barn I'm at and don't want to move. It's kind of a crappy situation but you all are right, she did give me warning!

                              I think I'll just assert myself as the screener of potential barn managers. I'm sure the current BO could use a hand sorting through the pile!


                              • #16
                                I had a similar odd experience with the person telling me how much she loved my horse that she was going to ride him and etc.... Later I learned that the person was learning impaired and / or developmentally challenged adult.
                                Last edited by yankeeclipper; Jun. 6, 2009, 12:15 PM.
                                \"You have two choices when a defining moment comes along - you can either define the moment, or let the moment define you.\" Tin Cup


                                • #17
                                  yankeeclipper, that's the first thing that came to my mind when reading this. Only someone seriously disturbed or mentally impaired can be that serious while being that stupid.

                                  I agree, get thee to another barn pronto. You may like where you are now, but you won't if someone like this gets the BM position.
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                                  • #18
                                    Tha lack of knowledge + the comment of "making improvements" would worry me on their own, let alone put together. Put the hair extensions down and pack that trailer and load them hosses
                                    Time to get out of dodge!


                                    • #19
                                      Before you make a run for it you might want to ask the BO if it's true that that woman is taking over... if he/she says it's true - run.


                                      • #20
                                        I just hope for your sake you've got some barn staff who are first class witches and will put her in her place about her idiosy. If not, I know someone who would

                                        Man, good luck! I can't believe your BO would even sell to someone like that!!!
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