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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elizabeth:
    Beezer, you were getting some, but not all, of my sympathy until the whack on the head part. That put me over the edge. That is the final straw. I feel your pain. The indignity.

    You get the good daughter of the year award, Beezer. (No offense, Merry. Better luck next year. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, Elizabeth. It is with great pleasure ... and no small personal sacrifice ... that I accept this award. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

    ****Bulletin Board Goddess****
    Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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    • Elizabeth! How is Buster?! Every time I see the FedEx plane fly into John Wayne I think of him.

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      • Thank you for asking, coreene.

        He has adjusted well to the CA lifestyle, hanging out on the veranda (his pen), adjusting his big sunglasses, querying whether his supplements are lo-fat.

        The one bad thing is that, while he was sound for a few weeks when he arrived, he is now lame. Based on comparing old pictures of the way he used to be shod back east (when he was sound) to how he is shod now (much longer toe, much smaller shoe), I think we just need to re-do his shoeing. The new farrier is GREAT, though, and he is willing to listen to me, so I think we will be just fine. (The farrier thinks taking off more toe will leave nothing to nail a shoe to, so I am watching the "glue-on shoes" thread on horse care carefully. That might be an option.)

        To boot, the vets and my new trainer (AAJumper's trainer) are wonderful and totally paying attention to Buster's soundness, which makes me feel very lucky to be there.

        In the meanwhile, Buster is content to just lounge in the sun on the veranda and eat bon-bons in the luxurious life-of-leisure CA way. ("Excuse me, miss? Can you top off my Perrier?")

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        • I think the inflight movie on the way here is changed over to watching old episodes of Dynasty. By the time they arrive, they think oats arrive on a tray.

          And sunbathing turns into a big thing, too. All those big fat Warmbloods snoozing and snoring makes me think of them on the plane chatting, saying "Ja, und on die first day mit sun I bist going to get ein tan."

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          • that when we got the first golf cart, one of the boarders (who does custom cars) took our cheapo little used one and painted it spiffing BMW green? With racing stripes. So there you go.

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            • 1. I posted on this thread because I thought it was a cute topic. In fact, some posts were so clever that I'll be contacting some of the posters so I can use their anecdotes in my writing.
              2. I've only recently learned the "he said/she said" tale of a certain golf cart. To assume that I had previously heard anything else about the story, or made any judgments about ANYONE INVOLVED was erroneous.
              3. I understand (who can avoid it out here) that there are parties involved in legal and personal issues that sometimes find their way onto this BB. I wish that weren't so.
              *4. I have personally made it known to others off line-- and I'm telling other posters here, now-- that I DO NOT want to even hear any of the gory details of these legal and personal proceedings.
              5. However, that does not preclude me from deciding who I want to chitchat with, who I eat lunch with at a horse show, or who I consider to be an enjoyable person to compete with.
              6. I have my own, very serious medical problems. (Think brain surgery and a partially paralyzed face). We all have our own private purgatories. So let's not compare people's physical sufferings.
              7. Finally, FOR THE LAST TIME, I don't want to be included in anyone's diatribes about someone they're pissed at, or someone they think is purposely irritating them. To paraphrase my grandmother, "I don't have a dog in your fight."

              Now excuse me, I have to go inject myself with my migraine medicine.

              "Charter Member of the Baby Greenie Support Group of North America"

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              • Merry: gad, I'm a mushroom. I never understand what's going on.......I'm totally confused.

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                • My job has been stressful lately, so when I saw an ad in the local legal journal for an attorney who does exclusively traffic violations defense, I thought "Hey, I could do that. Maybe it is time to step off the corporate law firm treadmill and do some traffic violations defense. I mean, billions of dollars are NOT at stake, I likely will be able to leave work at 6 every night, and I will not have to continue up the steep learning curve of securities law."

                  However, while I really don't understand Merry's post because I am blissfully naive, I am beginning to suspect that maybe golf-cart law is where I need to be!!

                  Think about it - I can negotiate transactions for people who have fallen behind in their cart payments and are facing repossession, I can help those who want to buy a cart to finance it, I can help with personal injury issues that come up (e.g. if the great spotted horse had pulled Merry off the golf cart and her insurer did not want to pay for Merry's wounds, or if the person who threw hay from a moving golf cart got hay in her eye and her insurer balked at paying (Beezer, am I recalling correctly that that was you?)), I can help when the body shop uses inferior quality parts in re-vamping coreene's barn's (friend's?) cart and painting on the racing stripes (vroom, vroom) , and I can help with traffic violations related to golf carts ("Your honor, we did not run a stop sign. Well, define what you mean by "stop sign." Errrr, define what you mean by "running.").

                  Yeah baby - I can see the future, and it is for a "Golf Cart Attorney."

                  (This message is in no way intended to indicate that I have any clue at ALL about any lawsuits related to anything mentioned on this thread. I have no such clue. . . which is often the case in my life. <<sigh>> )

                  [This message was edited by elizabeth on Aug. 01, 2001 at 08:19 PM.]

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                  • [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                    Btw I read the new Horse Illustrated and loved that you got some of the suggestions we gave you on the Swarthy Arab thread printed!!!!

                    Return of the Mummy!!!

                    I have proudly showed that to Mr Bumpkin and some of my friends along with our musings, and said see I can think of funny things!!! hahaha [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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                    • ROTFLMAO Elizabeth!!! You could even set up a booth at the horse shows to promote your new practice. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] You could have informants positioned around the horse show, scoping out leads on potential clients!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                      But please, don't encourage Patti to sue Cypress for shutting the tack trunk on her head...she didn't mean it...she was only looking for cookies!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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                      • elizabeth, glad to see you again! Where were you when Sgt. Beaver, the motorcycle cop who lurks in our rural towns speed trap, gave me a ticket? I mean, I had on my COTH cap and everything! Isn't that sort of like a badge of protection in the eyes of the law? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img]

                        Believe me, if you do become a Golf Cart specialist-attorney-thingy, you soooo do not want to insure my parents! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

                        "Charter Member of the Baby Greenie Support Group of North America"

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                        • "Your honor, maybe, just maybe, the Quintessential Horse Show Mom did run the stop sign in the golf-cart. But, your honor, let's be frank: She couldn't see the stop sign, what with the front seat loaded up with potted rose plants and with the Lab whacking her upside the head with the plastic jug. . . . What? Oh, the plastic jug?. . . Yes, well, that stems back from the unfortunate smoke detector and fire alarm incident, back when the Terroristas were hogging the bed. . . . The Terroristas, your honor."

                          (And for the record Merry, you have not seen me around because I have been busy with DAVID!!!)

                          <<elizabeth cackles gleefully as Merry, Beezer, Justalurker, and AAJumper rolls their eyes and pretend not to hear. Beezer quickly changes the subject, muttering something about having to go get busy putting the smoke detectors back together.>>


                          [This message was edited by elizabeth on Aug. 02, 2001 at 01:41 AM.]

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                          • AAJumper leans over toward the group and whispers, "yes, she's even been planting flowers!!!"

                            So when is the wedding, Elizabeth? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I think instead of arriving in a horse drawn carriage, you should consider being chauffered to the ceremony in a GOLF CART!!!

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                            • With all the golf-cart related legal work that I will be doing for QHSM and Mr. QHSM, I suspect QHSM and I will grow so close that she will offer to let me have the wedding at El Ranchito.

                              It will be lovely, what with all the nicely pruned rose bushes in bloom. Though I suspect QHSM will have to start pruning the rose bushes well in advance of the wedding. . . religiously. . . several times per week. . . with the electric clippers. . . that buzz in a way that is very scarey to some special bay princes. . . .

                              As to the golf carts, my sense is that I will zoom up the aisle in the golf cart with RACING STRIPES. Yeah baby!!

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                              • i have a very funny golf cart story to add to the list. one time my friend was standing infront of her g.c. talking to someone, and a barnmates yellow lab was waiting for her in the cart, and it acidentally pressed the gas and completely ran her over. she fell all the way down, and got her leg ran over slightly. she wasn't really injured, just sore, and we never let her forget that one! it was so funny!

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                                ~Courtney~
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                                *Finnegan*
                                *Splash of Color*
                                *Pretender*
                                *Misty\'s Bracken*

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                                • Plus, they're just out to get us humans. Oh, they look sweet and loyal, but we know what lurks under that wavy coat!

                                  "Charter Member of the Baby Greenie Support Group of North America"

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                                  • For the record (because elizabeth, as my defense attorney, I think you need to know this [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] ), Beezer is NOT putting any of those beeping (meant both ways, thank you very much! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ) smoke detectors back together. With her luck, they'd just start again. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                                    When QHSM called last night to check up -- er, check IN -- Beezer merely mumbled, "Everything's fine ... pay no attention to the pieces of smoke detectors lying around the house...." [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

                                    But back to golf carts ... who dares us? I mean, if we can truly get one for a coupla hundred bucks, Beezer and Mr. Beezer are in.

                                    Beezer makes note to self: Make sure all insurance policies are up to date.

                                    ****Bulletin Board Goddess****
                                    Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                                    • That's what I want - one that will jump up and down like a very cool music video version.

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                                      • If you get married to David, instead of him riding up on a white charger, he can ride up in a small amped golf cart. And then you can use a big open topped golf cart as your Drive To The Reception limousine!!!

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                                        • I see things like the YSOD pix and I wonder why I post here... I just hope when I'm at that age I can still do silly things like that. Ya'll do things I do at the age of 15 with my friends!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] I love this board!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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