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  • #41
    In light of the security issues at the airports these days, you might want to tone down any scene you're planning to make in the terminal a teensy bit [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I can see it now... Duffy receives a frantic garbled call on her cell phone as we sit around Mosby's wondering juswhurthehel are Wings & Heidi. Then we all pile into our cars trying to find the Fairfax jail (oh, wait - Kennett Square will know!) to bail you out.

    GoDogGo: "We're here to bail out two women arrested at Dulles for causing a scene?"
    Officer "Name?"
    GoDogGo: "Alex"
    Officer: <sigh> "Your friends name?"
    GDG: "Wings and Heidi"
    Officer: "We don't have any Heidi Wingsand here"
    GDG: "No, it's really Everythingbutwings, and Heidi, I'm not sure what Heidi's last name is. <turns to CoTH crowd> Hey, anybody know Heidi's last name?" "Are you certain Heidi's her FIRST name GDG?" "Where's Duffy? She'll know." "She's in the parking lot trying to explain her speeding violation to the cute officer who followed us here?"
    GDG: "We're really not sure of their names but they're our friends, really."
    Officer: "Right, you're this close <holds thumb & index finger 1" apart> I can tell..."
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

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    • #42
      Officer: What is that in your pocket Mr. GDG?
      GDG: Uh, it's a knife. I'm a dog trainer and I use one all the time opening food bags, cutting rope, etc.
      Officer: What are those in the back of your truck?
      GDG: Uh, guns. Their shotguns I'm a DOG trainer and need the to shoot the birds the dogs sometimes point or need to retrieve!
      Officer: What are all those electric devices Mr. GDG?
      GDG: Their training collars for the damm dogs you idiot!
      Officer: *picking up phone* Get me back up, lots of it!
      GDG: What the hells wrong with you haven't you ever seen someone loaded down with knives, guns and transmitting devices in an airport before?
      Officer: *drawing his gun as back up arrives* Up against the wall sir and no sudden moves!

      And this is why GDG doesn't go to airports very much.....
      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

      If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.


      • #43
        But by the time you locate us, Heidi will have sobered up and I will have talked the ears off of all the officials in the detention center, given each one recipes for the snacks I have pulled out of my purse and instructed everyone there on how to vote for Horse of the Year on Equusite!

        They will fling us at our rescuers saying "Take them away, please!" Go Dog Go will be looked upon as a saint and a professional. Heads will nod knowingly when they see that GDG has come properly prepared to take us into custody.

        (Especially once they discover that our plans are to hie ourselves to a different county [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] )
        "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."


        • #44
          Interrogating officer: So Mr. GDG you say you is a dog trainer?
          GDG: Yup
          IO: Then why are the dogs in your truck so out of control
          GDG: Because their down here to be TRAINED you jack a@@
          IO: Sir watch your language please.
          GDG: Opps, sh*t didn't mean to swear.
          IO: You spend every winter in VA?
          GDG: NO just last and now this. Before that I was in SC and TX.
          IO: So you're on the run.
          GDG: NO!
          IO: Do you play basketball?

          The rest of the transcript is inaudible. Much noise, swearing and the sound of thing breaking can be heard.

          COTH crew: Hey GDG where were you?
          GDG: Uh, no where, let's go, hurry.
          COTH crew: To Mosbys we go then.
          GDG: Can we take some back roads please?

          News that night: The airport was closed down today for some time when an oversize man went berserk. Officers were interrogating the man when he lost control and destroyed the security area. Things were further complicated by a large, unruly group of bizarre women. All suspects left together and headed west. They're considered to be armed and very dangerous.

          COTH crew later that night: Get us more drinks dammit!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img]

          If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.


          • #45
            You guys are bringing back memories. I spent seven happy, happy years in NOVA, a year in Warrenton, and the rest in the Freestate, about six miles outside of Marshall, near Ada.

            My fondest wish is that I will live there once again! Have a wonderful time this weekend; I'll be with you in spirit.

            SillyHorse, a former lurker with a silly horse.
            Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.


            • #46
              You see, I was thinking of driving up to Timonium for the Horse World Expo, and had plans on dumping the son...I mean, allowing the son to spend the night with his best friend already.

              Mr. SFVA happens to have to work Friday night (poor guy..his turn on payroll, they rotate). Since Mr. SFVA is too cute, I prefer to keep him hidden [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] . He will also be happy that I'll be home at night as opposed to spending the night somewhere in Timonium.

              So, I'm thinking that Mosby's sounds like more fun than Horse World Expo. I do want to go to the Expo because I need to try on all the different brands of protective vests....I do believe that my birthday pressie will be one of those and I must give exact specifications to Mr. SFVA to get the correct one.


              • #47
                Heidi, you are going to have so much fun with the VA gang. Sure wish I could join ya'll! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] But not this time. Too much work to do and only a couple of weekends to ride before my mare leaves for Ocala and I need every minute of practice I can get. I'm sure I can count on you guys to drink one for me! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                Will look for the full report here next week!


                • #48
                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> , and the rest in the Freestate, about six miles outside of Marshall, near Ada <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Our Pockets pony used to live just off Freestate Road and is VERY familiar with the trail up and over the mountain that ends at Ada store! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] He has scrambled all through the woods on the lovely C W Anderson reminiscent trails.

                  Did you know Lois King?
                  "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."


                  • #49
                    Holy crap this is going to be fun!

                    Moesha better show up.

                    Ok, Friday-happy hour-Mosby's. Done.

                    ***There's no place like first place.***
                    **Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.**


                    • #50
                      I will see you all at Mosby's, this Friday evening January 18th. Am very much looking forward to it -- I will be arriving around 7:00 pm-ish.


                      • #51
                        If someone bails for Sunday's stallion outing, please call me!

                        - C


                        • #52
                          But wait!! How will you all recognize me, I don't have a COTH hat? I know, I'll come in my Halloween outfit, very tall dog trainer that can't ride worth a damm.

                          I have to get to work! Soon......

                          If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

                          [This message was edited by GO-dog-GO on Jan. 14, 2002 at 12:17 PM.]


                          • #53
                            Silly GDG! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                            "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."


                            • #54
                              He was sold, how bout fall off a very large dark bay?

                              If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.


                              • #55
                                The Freestate - land of the crazies. I don't recall Lois King. I left in in 1985 and have been trying to get back ever since!
                                Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.


                                • #56
                                  From the second Marshall exit, take Freestate Rd away from town, right on 647, twisty windy driveway up the mountain (on the left) Paul Kramer lived up the hill farther than Ms. King.

                                  Kramer galloped his 'chasers on the trails to keep them fit (when he wasn't flying his plane out of his pasture!) He is the guy that had Cookin and Lookin in the early-mid eighties.
                                  "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."


                                  • #57
                                    Friday, eh? Boy it's tempting...I was just at Mosby's Saturday before last while in town on horsie business. Another road trip? GDG, if I don't make it, have a G&T for me! (Better make that 2!)



                                    • #58
                                      I would say cinnabar, you better "make it"!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                      If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.


                                      • #59
                                        What time?

                                        "Life is too short to drink bad wine."
                                        \"Life is too short to drink bad wine.\"


                                        • Original Poster

                                          This is getting scarier by the minute!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                          Time....ummmm....How about any time after 5:30??? I'm not exactly sure when I'll be arriving. I'm not terribly fond of the food at Mosby's, so I'm not sure if I'll grab a bite on the way in or the way out, somewhere else! Methinks it will be tres difficult to leave until the bitter end (as usual), so I'll probably grab a bite before coming, which means probably after 7pm?

                                          I can't wait to see old friends again and to meet and get to know new ones!!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
                                          \"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E