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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Two Toofs:
    Anyone else notice that first Heidi said that she had ridden two times before, but was bucked off both times. Then later said she had never ridden before. Then whined "I don't like horses" when her fiery steed Buttercup wouldn't "obey"? Then the cut to her stroking horsie on the cheek while she tries to redeem herself. Classic trash TV.

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    I thought that was great . Did you notice how nervous she looked when she was petting the horse's cheek? And, it is amazing how many people have ridden once or twice before and have had the horse buck on them. The horse probably swished at a fly or something.

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    • I was laughing the WHOLE time! Those girls didn't know what they were doing at the barn. But I was a bit disapointed about the stable and the horses. They were dirty and the barn didn't look that great.

      Now, if you were posing as a millionaire wouldn't you have steeds that looked like they were carved from marble? Wouldn't the stable be as gorgeous as the house? Oh well....

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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nikkibaby27:
        Now, if you were posing as a millionaire wouldn't you have steeds that looked like they were carved from marble? Wouldn't the stable be as gorgeous as the house? Oh well....
        <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        Well, *I* would, *you* would, and everyone else on this BB would, but that's because we know horses. I guarantee none of those women know horses at all (maybe with the exception of the girl who's cousin posts here!) and were just scared of the old schoolie horses anyway.

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        • I just LOVED the look on Heidi's face when she didn't get picked. She probably had to watch the show and TAPE it so she could keep watching to look for the mistake that was obviously made. &lt;gasp&gt; How could he NOT pick her? &lt;ROTFL&gt; Or, as she might say in French (translated) "Me wrong select Evan orange underpants".

          Bless whoever picked out the horses, they were saints! They could use a steady diet of Sunflowers and Flax Seed and a little more time next to a brush (and a saddle that didn't need patching), but, they were Wonder Patient horses. Imagine the conversation the horses must have had afterwards!

          And I feel I must quote my favorite - so far- televisionwithoutpity quote "Being the older and wiser (hee) longtime married female that I am, he is very hot--just duct tape that mouth and get him naked." (gracehatter)

          I do believe that might be the best use of duct tape I've heard in months.

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          • I missed the stall mucking! but caught the last half hour. thanks that they are showing it again on thursday - will watch the whole episode.

            that Heidi needed TO GO! what a &lt;insert appropriate derogatory word that isn't allowed on the BB&gt;! I LOVED that they translated her er, uh, and I use the term losely...French.

            I liked most of the girls he picked, but liked Zora and the girl with curly hair the best. They seemed most genuine of everybody.

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            • Those horses looked old and skinny to me - no wonder they were diving for grass.

              I actually thought Evan looked pretty comfortable with the horses although he states he never rode before the show. He seems to have natural affinity for horses - maybe it's the similar brain size???

              I'm actually impressed that he seems to be trying to evaluate character and not pick Barbies, and I was astounded he gave Dana the boot! You would think that by now, the girls would realize that something is up - Evan is not spending much time with them, and the things they are doing (shoveling coal, cleaning barns, picking lots of grapes in the rain) are not exactly romantic. Duh!
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              • Did anyone else catch that when they first arrived at the barn, you could see in the background other riders cantering the horses that the girls would be riding? Looks like they were getting them worn out for them! Seriously, the horses looked ancient, although very sweet. How else could they tolerate those HEELS? Wow. I was most satisfied that Heidi got the boot, and I would guess largely due to her "horsey drama." Too funny.

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                • OH, but you gotta give ol' Evan some credit. At least he felt sorry for the horse who was being ridden by the girl in heels. He seems like he really likes horses.

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                  • I about fainted when the bimbette dropped her reins. I wanted to go running over there and smack her! "Pick those up you big sissie! Do you want him to step on those things and get tangled!??"

                    Oh I am so glad Heidi is out...and out goes her really bad French. She was trying sooo hard. Crying on horseback...riiiiiight. She knew she was out of her element and didn't want to look like an idiot....Too late!

                    I really like Zora. She seemed the most comfortable on the horses and made the best of a "crappy" situation.

                    I did notice the riders in the back, cantering the horses. At least they made the chicks wear helmets.

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                    • One question.


                      WHAT were these women wearing? They looked like an explosion in a Victoria's Secret factory.

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                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jennasis:
                        I about fainted when the bimbette dropped her reins. I wanted to go running over there and smack her! "Pick those up you big sissie! Do you want him to step on those things and get tangled!??"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        Bless her heart, Dayana appeared catatonic. Something tells me they had to find a hoist to lift her off that horse.

                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Oh I am so glad Heidi is out...and out goes her really bad French. She was trying sooo hard. Crying on horseback...riiiiiight. She knew she was out of her element and didn't want to look like an idiot....Too late!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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                        • *cringe* Okay, I'll admit to watching most of it last night. That was ridiculous. And here the guy is looking for a woman who will enjoy all the things he does, and yet he's not the least bit honest with them. I hope there's one girl there who is a complete player and is only pretending to like everything he does in real life so he ends up just as screwed in the end as she does. Now that would be a form of justice.

                          Oh, and dogchushu, that's NOT banking a straw stall! That's just shaking out the straw. To bank a straw stall you need to really build up the sides and use the fork to form a "bumper" around the edge.

                          Hey, I still think he's ugly and coarse. I think any of these fluff-for-brains that fall for him deserve him. I also think that the producers should have spared the horses the terrible riding and the audience Heidi's childish attitude and poor French (I personally think she should have ended up with the "liar").

                          Don't think I'll ever be able to stomach another episode of this tripe.

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                          • My favorite part of this whole show is Paul, the butler. I loved how he said that he couldn't find Heidi's bags fast enough!

                            Anyone notice how Heidi said she just really didn't like horses, and then was incessantly scratching the bay's face later? Whatever. And then how she was carrying on to Paul about her bags; what a snidely whiplash.

                            I like Zora and Melissa the best. And Zora was into the horses, so this is good.

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                            • Did anyone else fear for the girl's life when she dropped her reins? Not only was she in stilettos, but now she is in a possible predicament that could cause a serious problem! Old school horses or not, most horses when they step on the reins at least lurch backwards.


                              Does anyone pity the girls who were on the train ride and Mo Jo took over the conversation? I for one do not. Since Joe DUH'S converstion skills are less than impressive, it's up to the girls to simply talk amongst themselves. When Mo Jo said "graduated with three majors, blah blah blah" thats when one of the other girls could have easily said something to the extent of "three majors, I barely survived one, etc."

                              I guess they weren't sorority girls. Go through rush once or twice and you can talk to anybody about anything.

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                              • you guys, what are we going to do with this thread next week when there are no more horses to talk about???? Drat...

                                Personally I always choose to ride in 6 inch stiletto heels, doesn't everyone? Saves me from putting on spurs if you angle your foot just right!

                                I let my daughter watch the horse part, and she's not a horse kid...she says "Mom, did that lady just drop her reins? Isn't she the one who said she could ride?"...LOLOL

                                I like the curly haired gal...and was really pleased to laugh my butt off when Heidi mumbled the snarky "Whatever".....Buwhahahaha.

                                The tack on those poor horses was just trashed, as they horses were. Do you think that castle is some sort of vacation place where non horse people can ride? The horses were certainly dead enough. Personally, concrete block stalls were not what I was expecting for a castle....

                                Lets hope for more horses so we can continue to slam Puddy.....

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                                • The stable, vineyards and train weren't necessarily on the property. What makes everyone think they were? The riding stable appeared to be a public facility (where tack would not be great, but the horses would be safe and cared for). The train was definitely NOT on his property. And the vineyard could have been, but I doubt it.

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                                  • The horses were a little dirty..but did you catch all that mud around that property??? Any horse would be a little dirty...and horses in the winter don't look as pretty...they seemed like happy horses... Looked like a public place..there were kids riding in the ring it looked like

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                                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gwen:
                                      The horses were a little dirty..but did you catch all that mud around that property???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      And better yet, did you see the girls picking their way through that mud like it was radioactive ? I mean, geez, it's dirt, princesses - not plutonium or whatever.

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                                      • My finace and I watched this show last night. I was in shock. Firstly, I think half of those girls lied about their age. There's no way in H#$$ that Heidi was 24. WHATEVER.

                                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>And better yet, did you see the girls picking their way through that mud like it was radioactive ? I mean, geez, it's dirt, princesses - not plutonium or whatever.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                        This part is what cracked me up the most. During all of these dates some of these girls acted like they've never been dirty before. Don't they do yardwork, get sweaty at a gym, LIVE LIFE. Dear lord.

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                                        • Mainly, at this point, we KNOW they are all in it for the money b/c a) he's dumb as a rock b) nothing the least bit romantic has happened c) the best any of them have come up with is "he's, uh, nice" and d) all he's done on the dates is put them to work in the mud, manure or coal! Wow, who wouldn't want that guy, lol! Ugh!

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