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How my neighbors are bombproofing my horses one season at a time

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    #21
    Wow, some of you have major bombproofing neighbors going on. My new greenie has a thing about kids. He is super sane and not really spooky, but kids get him going. I cannot imagine riding next to a pool of kids or a playground.

    And how do you ride in the jungle with monkeys??? I've heard Howler monkeys...OMG.

    I thought it was good of my older horse to go passed a school bus with the flashing lights the other day.

    Drmgncolor - Hey! How are you??

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    • #22
      What kind of kills me is having horses who don't bat an eye at a lot of this stuff and then EEK! See their shadow and it's game over. WTH?

      I was riding Tuesday night and there was some heavy machinery going past all four open doors to the barn. They were moving gravel and mud around. Mare was fine. No problem.

      Then as the sun began to set and some rays of light shone through the observation window, a bright spot appeared on the arena floor. I swear she jumped two feet sideways and froze to stare at the devil himself.

      LOL

      My horses never did get over ostriches/emus. Pretty much everything else we've overcome. Trains, strollers, bicycles (silent but deadly horse eating monsters), fireworks, all manner of critters including running screaming children.

      But that bright spot on the floor! ACK!
      A good horseman doesn't have to tell anyone...the horse already knows.

      Might be a reason, never an excuse...

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      • #23
        My own children are bombproofing the youngsters here. On purpose, and with Mom's hearty encouragement. (Edited to add - our own place, obviously. Wouldn't work somewhere else!)

        Want to ride your new bike - with bells, sliding thingies on the spokes, a big flag behind - up and down outside the fenceline, while singing a loud song and being pursued by sister on a tricycle? Yep, sounds great!

        Want to fly a kite over the pasture on a blustery day? Sure, the longer the better.

        Trampoline? Great.

        Slip and Slide Day at the barn, complete with noodle wars? Awesome.

        So Thundercloud the springy horse (kid's old bouncy toy) wants to live in the barn aisle, and you can ride him loudly when chores are taking forever? Heck yeah! Yeehaw.

        The neighbors help too, with a go-cart, tractors, cows, donkeys.... I love the country. :-)
        "And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

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        • #24
          Scary stuff as described by BazzyBoy, including Bags of death with worms hanging out of their bums (kites).

          http://www.bazzyboy.net/archive/page4.php
          ...somewhere between the talent and the potato....

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          • #25
            I'm so glad you all are sharing...I thought we were odd ducks.

            Dumplin' hangs out and "helps" the DH with all his home improvements. Saws, hammering, drills...eh? Doesn't matter.

            All the neighbors have dirt bikes or Harleys or ATV's, eh? Doesn't matter.

            BUT! I come out of the barn wearing the hood on my sweatshirt and he jumps out of his skin! Go figure
            I Loff My Quarter Horse & I love Fenway Bartholomule cliques

            Just somebody with a positive outlook on life...go ahead...hate me for that.

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            • #26
              Thanks for the BazzyBoy link, Anselcat. That site always makes me laugh hysterically and it's been a long time since I've looked at it.

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              • #27
                Originally posted by equineartworks View Post

                BUT! I come out of the barn wearing the hood on my sweatshirt and he jumps out of his skin! Go figure
                Heh. One of my favorite things is to play dress up and scare the ponies.

                Long full skirts never fail to scare the little paint horse silly - I guess he thinks some big billowy thing has swallowed half of me and might be able to gobble him down as well.

                I can't wait till it's warm enough to resume midnight strolls through the pasture in a long white cotton nightgown.
                I'm not ignoring the rules. I'm interpreting the rules. Tamal, The Great British Baking Show

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                • #28
                  Sometimes during the shows at Old Salem Farm the kids from the school across the street sit on the big hill and watch. One year they starting clapping and screaming every time a horse cleared a jump (this was by the hunter ring, no less). It was neat that they got so into it and the horses didn't seem to mind the cheering section.

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                  • #29
                    Our sawdust delivery man has decalred my grey horse to least spooky horse on his rounds. He's dealt with everything from chain saws to heavy equipment. The only thing that ever made him do a double take was the day the elderly neighbor came walking down the road with his walker.

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                    • Original Poster

                      #30
                      http://www.bazzyboy.net/archive/page4.php

                      This link is too funny!

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                      • #31
                        Originally posted by pAin't_Misbehavin' View Post
                        I can't wait till it's warm enough to resume midnight strolls through the pasture in a long white cotton nightgown.
                        you are cruel..and I like it...

                        My boys don't need an excuse.
                        I came out last night after dark to tuck them in and here comes Cash - gaiting for all he's worth at Warp Speed across the pasture.
                        Before I can finish laughing at him, here comes Granpaw Vern at full gallop right behind him.
                        I don't know what got up their butts, but at least they got some exercise.

                        Maybe they were just rushing to meet me at the barn...yeah, that's it!
                        *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                        Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                        Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
                        Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

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                        • #32
                          When we met my daughter's OTTB for the first time, he was being shown to us in an arena next to the Amtrak rails that ran next to the farm. Didn't bat an eyelash as his previous owner put him through his paces 50 feet from a passing freight train. Now, if dd is schooling at our non-train-infested barn and the dreaded white gate has been set up in the arena, she doesn't stand a chance. What?? White gate??? Are you nuts?? Guess we should install a train whistle on it...

                          My older gelding was once surrounded by a group of Amish women after he exited the dressage arena at the KHP. He and dd were headed back up to stabling when all of a sudden they were surrounded by the group, all sparkling white bonnets and aprons moving at once. They were cooing to him and patting him appreciatively as he rolled his eyeballs and started to jig. My daughter said it was all she could do to keep him from trampling them! That's the one and only time he's truly been scared out of his wits by something, and it's not something I think we could bombproof him against!!!
                          Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.

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                          • #33
                            My mare loses the plot completely at the sight of radio-controlled cars (her dam was the same - can a specific scary object be an inheritable trait, do you thing?). I also found myself suddenly minus a mount when a child popped up from behind a fence (trampoline hidden behind a fence) - horse went sideways, I went downwards. On the other hand, due to the fact that we are in the flight path of the local AFB, F18s are NOT a problem (not that NZ has any, but a couple are here visiting for the open day tomorrow)

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                            • #34
                              I saw a small horse place adjacent to the track of Virginia and Truckee Railroad, an excursion train with a steam engine that goes by several times a day. One corral was only a few feet from the tracks, and there was a road crossing right there, so the locomotive always whistled for the crossing - both ways. Within a quarter mile the train reverses direction with all the related ruckus. I always thought that if I got another animal, I would see if I could board there for a few months, just for the "training."
                              "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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                              • #35
                                Originally posted by equest View Post
                                They put the pool NEXT to the arena? Brilliant. Screaming, running splashing kids next to a riding arena... that's smart planning! rigghttt... This is why development planners of equestrian communities need EQUESTRIAN experience
                                Not an equestrian development unfortunately, just a result of urban sprawl. The farm used to be 210 acres, the matriarch of the family died and they sold off 100 acres and a neighborhood went in. That development was such a roaring success that they sold off the other 100 acres for 2x the price of the original and my MIL kept 10 acres in the middle.

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                                • #36
                                  My neighbor had these stupid cows that would lay spaced out along the fenceline then jump up as you went by them, one after another. every day. I had a stupid horse that would spook at the stupid cows when they jumped up, even though he could see them and he knew they were going to do it. Also every day. I thought this would get better but it kept getting worse: the horse anticipating, the cow starting to jump up, the horse stopping dead in it's tracks, the cow stopping half way up and eyeing us, the horse frozen in place, the cow unsure what to do, the horses heart beating through his ribs, the cow calling to the other cows... etc etc.. And that was only the first of 4 or 5 stupid cows we had to go by every day. I was so happy when they sold those cows.

                                  Now the 50 goats on the other side of us that would get loose and run amok? His best buddies.

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                                  • #37
                                    The barn where I board has a black powder enthusiast next door, a NASCAR track and NHRA dragstrip just over the ridge, and the accompanying blimp and fighter aircraft that come in for each race. Not to mention the occasional antique warbird. We know bombproof.

                                    On top of that, somehow many of the monthly dressage clinics we host happen to fall on race weeks. Halt at X, duck wayward F-15 at C.
                                    The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
                                    Winston Churchill

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                                    • #38
                                      Originally posted by equest View Post
                                      They put the pool NEXT to the arena? Brilliant. Screaming, running splashing kids next to a riding arena... that's smart planning! rigghttt... This is why development planners of equestrian communities need EQUESTRIAN experience

                                      The immediate area of the barn where my lease horse lives is pretty quiet and normal, aside from the interesting menagerie that my BO keeps (an emu, pigs, chickens, donkey, mini's etc).
                                      To really bombproof your horse, you go to the county park down the road where they're always holding kids' birthday parties with balloons, loud music, and "bounce houses." The horse I lease could care less, even when a huge group of toddlers tries to run over to us screaming "HORSEEEE!"

                                      Our backyard in-ground pool is right next to the paddocks. No, we didn't design it, it came that way, but the horses line up along the fence during the summer to watch us goofing off/diving/slapping each other with pool noodles and playing volleyball in the pool. On really hot days they have this look in their eyes like they want to climb in with us...

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                                      • #39
                                        Originally posted by allpurpose View Post
                                        My older gelding was once surrounded by a group of Amish women after he exited the dressage arena at the KHP. <snip>That's the one and only time he's truly been scared out of his wits by something, and it's not something I think we could bombproof him against!!!
                                        Maybe he was afraid they were hiding a carriage in their midst, all the better to hitch him up and take him away!
                                        ...somewhere between the talent and the potato....

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                                        • #40
                                          my neighbors take the cake... fireworks... within 100 yrds... tried to black out windows, dope.. you name it... if mares could climb walls they would have.
                                          www.windhorsefrm.org and on Facebook too!
                                          Where mares rule and Basset Hounds drool!

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