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The Silly Things That Annoy You Around Horses And The Barn

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  • #81
    Brought the horse out and put him on cross ties. Stepped to the side and "fell" off the mat, broke foot!

    Hubby takes blankets off, throws them over the stall door but not in a way that can be easily used again. Take 15 more minutes to figure out which end is up.

    Hubby falls out of hay loft.

    Both of us bumping heads on metal hay holders in stalls.

    But the best one:

    Bad summer storm, lost power, power comes back. Wait two hours, clean barn and dump water buckets for refill with clean water. Get to last stall, power goes out again. No water for horses. Very hot and sweaty, no shower. Wait three days, buying water by the gallon. Finally go to Home Depot, stand in line for 3 hours for generator. Pay way too much for generator Come home, power back on.

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    • #82
      Originally posted by MistyBlue View Post
      All of these and:

      When the wheelbarrow hits an unseen rut or rock and stops dead...but your shins don't and they slam into that metal cross bar!

      Akin to hitting the edge of the barrow with the fork...scooping bedding and hitting a mat seam...and all poop balls jettison out of fork and smack into wall.

      When the bottom of the gate freezes solid into the snow and I have to stand there and twang it back and forth hard as hell to get it free...and then having it come free and slam into me.

      When I use the sled and a muck bucket to pick paddocks in the snow and seem to forget every time that the trip to the manure pile is DOWN hill and that the sled will pick up speed behind me, slam into the backs of my ankles and make me sit down hard in the crap-filled muck bucket...while I then slide at break-neck speed to the manure pile stuck in a run-away shitmobile.

      Even more stupid...when I have selective memory and forget that I can NOT balance standing on the back of the poop-sled on the ride downhill to the manure pile. I forget this at least once every winter. Common result...me and sled part ways at Mach 2 at the height of the manure pile...the landing usually hurts.

      Setting my glove's fingers on fire when I use the mini blow torch.
      (yes, I'm uncoordinated) Neighbors are used to seeing me run around with a flaming hand...or seeing me with my "home made" fingerless gloves.

      Whenever my husband grabs the tractor keys and heads out of the house...I just grab the cell phone in case I need 911 and the tow chain and follow now.

      When I sling a blanket over a horse and get clocked in the head by a strap buckle.

      When I'm tightening a girth and my hands slide off and I punch myself in the face.
      (seriously...I'm REALLY uncoordinated)

      When both horses think it's a hoot to toot in my face every time I walk behind them. Extra sucky for me since my nose and their gas-holes seem to the same exact height. At least when my late mare did that, she was tall enough to just part my hair or dry out my eyeballs.

      When the two boys "help" me with barn chores. FYI...they're never much help.
      Okay, I'm dying here. That was hysterical..... I was starting to lose it and then I read the part about setting your gloves on fire and it was all over.

      Wheelbarrow - Check
      Flying Brushes - Check
      Spraying myself with the hose and/or sprayer - Check
      Sloshing water - Check
      Electric fence - Check
      Hand slipping off the girth and bashing knuckles - Check

      Blankets... It seems everytime I put my horse's blanket on in his stall, the surcingles end up in his water bucket! Yes, I stand on his left side and swing it that way... can't seem to do it from the right (side w/ the straps). So now I have a wet surcingles. *ugh* Guess I need to move my horse to a different spot in the stall.

      I have done the face plant on the path from the field while leading my horse in. Tripped over a branch. And no, it wasn't icey. Lead rope goes flying, horse is loose now but instead of running off, he looks down at me, the big heap that I am now on the ground, as if say.... why are you down there???

      I always bonk my head on my horses head when I duck under the stall guard and coming back up. It seems he thinks that's always the perfect time for him to lower his head to see where I'm going. *sigh*

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      • #83
        Alright, now that I am done laughing and can type again. . .

        I went out to have an in-hand training session with my youngest gelding. Easy to catch, I snap on the lead, and head to the ring, with him ambling along behind me, cowboy style.

        Something spooked him, and he jumped into me, landing on the back of my shoe, scraping the achilles tendon on the way, and stopped. I was mid stride,with him firmly planted on my shoe, and how I didn't fall flat on my face is a miracle.

        So, there we were, stuck, so I did what I would do with any of my other horses, forgetting this is my young, athletic, reactive horse, and swatted backwards at him with the end of the lead line to get him to step off my shoe.

        Well. . . instead of just stepping backwards, this reactive horse spun around and took off, spinning me like a top, leaving the shoe behind, and dragged me about 5 feet because I was too stunned to let go of the lead rope.

        Of course this set him off even more, so he ran to the far side of the pasture, and stood there snorting at my prone figure.

        I got up, limped over to my squashed shoe, got it back on, limped up the hill to the snorting beast, and proceded back to the ring to start our training session.

        An hour later I was able to go back to the house and doctor up the various scrapes!

        I don't let him amble along behind me anymore.
        There are friends and faces that may be forgotten, but there are horses that never will be. - Andy Adams

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        • #84
          Originally posted by copper1 View Post
          When the simple task of taking out the hose to water the indoor becomes an argument with an 150 foot long rubber serpant with a mind of it's own that likes to spit at you from various joints on it's body and then get a kink that you can't twist out and you drop it as the wter comes spewing out again of course all over you!
          LOL!
          ..............................................
          False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
          -- William Shakespeare

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          • #85
            when you get to the barn, all excited to ride, and realize you've left your bridle at home because you brought it home to clean it. (tell me someone else has done this!)

            when your worming your horse and some how they manage to wiggle the tube out mid squeeze, and now half the paste is on the ceiling (time to bring out the ladder and sponge )

            barn cat jumps out into the ring. horsey thinks its ebil monster and deposits you next to the cat

            totally agree with the hair blowing back into your face when you are grooming, thats the worst!!

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            • #86
              Originally posted by crzychestnutrider View Post
              Sudden stoppage of full wheelbarrow-check
              punch self in face whilst doing up girth-check
              brush flinging-check
              blanket clip flung onto any frozen skin surface-check

              Running the manure spreader before realizing that you are sitting downwind on lawntractor while pulling said spreader-- check
              The only difference between a runaway and a fast gallop is nothing but a SMILE
              Most horses cross the Rainbow Bridge, but TEDDY JUMPED IT!!!
              Member of the COTH Enabler Clique

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              • #87
                Originally posted by zakattack View Post
                when you get to the barn, all excited to ride, and realize you've left your bridle at home because you brought it home to clean it. (tell me someone else has done this!)

                Gotcha beat....
                Drive 3h+ to go horsecamping for the weekend.
                Go to saddle up for first ride and discover girth was left hanging on gate at home.
                TG someone else had a spare that fit.
                *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
                Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

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