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Pill, Diaphragm, Sponge, or Trojan? (Inspired By T&A Day Thread)

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  • Pill, Diaphragm, Sponge, or Trojan? (Inspired By T&A Day Thread)

    Just kidding.

    I couldn't resist.

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    "Life ain't certain...ride your best horse first." Unknown

    *Founding member of the Jigging Clique*

    "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me
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    #2
    Just kidding.

    I couldn't resist.

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    "Life ain't certain...ride your best horse first." Unknown

    *Founding member of the Jigging Clique*

    "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me

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    • #3
      You ARE kidding right?

      Whats that line from Little Red Corvette...
      Pocket full of horses...trojans all unused.

      There, I made it horse related [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

      EMPLOYED!!!! Finally!!!! I start tomorrow at Cosi, Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC'ers [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
      Can you stress-fracture your brain?

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      • Original Poster

        #4
        I really am kidding. But to stir the pot...

        pill

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        "Life ain't certain...ride your best horse first." Unknown

        *Founding member of the Jigging Clique*

        "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me

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        • #5
          Couldn't resist replying! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Are horsemen sponge-worthy??? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            I had my tubes tied!

            [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

            To make it horse related, I could ride the day after surgery, and was ready to take care of 11 the same day, but Mr. A&A wouldn't let me.

            No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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            • #7
              Really??? Thats brave of you...

              EMPLOYED!!!! Finally!!!! I start tomorrow at Cosi, Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC'ers [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
              Can you stress-fracture your brain?

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              • #8
                Yup.

                Gambit had a thread about it just recently, actually. It's not so bad - they do it laproscopicaly now, so I've only got two teeny scars, one at my belly button, one just above my - ahem - hairline.

                No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                • #9
                  Wow...I'm PRETTY sure I don't want kids but I'm not QUITE ready to do anything that drastic yet.

                  EMPLOYED!!!! Finally!!!! I start tomorrow at Cosi, Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC'ers [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
                  Can you stress-fracture your brain?

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                  • #10
                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by artienallie:
                    To make it horse related, I could ride the day after surgery, and was ready to take care of 11 the same day, but Mr. A&A wouldn't let me.
                    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    I don't recall hearing you complain. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                    Bareback's the only way to ride...



                    ...horses.

                    (Gotta keep it clean!) [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                    Niners aren't linear; we're everywhen.
                    Niners aren\'t linear; we\'re everywhen.

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                      #11
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Artienallie:
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by artienallie:
                      To make it horse related, I could ride the day after surgery, and was ready to take care of 11 the same day, but Mr. A&A wouldn't let me.
                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      I don't recall hearing you complain. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      I think having the husband/wife COTHers is pretty cute. How many do we have on this board?

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                      *Founding member of the Jigging Clique*

                      "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me

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                      • #12
                        Actually my mare didn't use anything and that's how I got Puddle to start with!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          I'm not even commenting on my husband's current turn. OK, I am. My god! Put him in a situation where he is anonymous, and he turns into Mr. Character.

                          Now back to our regularly scheduled converstion:

                          You know what really is crappy about getting your tubes tied (or as my dr. put it - "cut, tied AND burnt, believe me, I do my best!") there is still a 0.1% chance of getting pregnant?

                          I found out that in VA, you have to sign all sorts of legal forms if you want a tubal ligation without ever having children.

                          No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                          • #14
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anyplace Farm:

                            I think having the husband/wife COTHers is pretty cute. How many do we have on this board?

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                            "Life ain't certain...ride your best horse first." Unknown

                            *Founding member of the Jigging Clique*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            Elghund2 and Cactuslil come to mind

                            "No time to marry, no time to settle down. I'm a young woman and I ain't done runnin' around." - Bessie Smith

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                            • #15
                              I got those two little scars, too, but I don't recall being up for either horse care or riding THAT soon afterwards!
                              "One person's cowboy is another person's blooming idiot" -- katarine

                              Spay and neuter. Please.

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                              • #16
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tackpud:
                                Actually my mare didn't use anything and that's how I got Puddle to start with!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                Didn't you each her that if she *does it* with one stallion *she does it* with the whole paddock?!? Where's parental responsibility?!? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                                • #17
                                  Monstrpony, I'm afraid I'm a bit of a freak of nature when it comes to pain.

                                  At some point in my life, I dislocated my shoulder. I never noticed it.

                                  When I had my wisdom teeth removed (two were impacted) I had no problems, went to a dance rehearsal that night, and never took my pain killers.

                                  *shrug*

                                  Just don't ask me to be stoic when my stomach is upset!

                                  No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                                  • #18
                                    I was younger at the time and hadn't learned everything myself!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I was such the innocent 22 years ago.....

                                    Artienallie - we must be related. I left my shoulder out of the proper place for a month before I found out. Do you really have to go through all that just to not have kids in VA? Whatever happened to a woman's choice?!

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                                    • #19
                                      There's something new called the Nuva Ring. (I'm sure you can envision) I already take enough pills during the day to stay sane.

                                      To make it horse related...it's made by Bristol-Myers and you can always use a Bristol Bit if you need to.
                                      \"If mamma ain\'t happy, ain\'t nobody happy\"

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                                      • #20
                                        One last question since there is a man in our midst. What is the big deal about having your tubes tied? Surely, the ramifications can't be that bad since you see billboards advertising reversals. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img]
                                        \"If mamma ain\'t happy, ain\'t nobody happy\"

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