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  • #61
    1) To school cross country with my mare once (feasible, just need a trailer!)

    2) To compete in a CDE (less so, I've never even driven!)

    3) To have a 4-stall barn with a tackroom and a washstall and 8 acres where I can keep my retiree (probably by then it will be my current show horse, if she lives that long), my show horse (jumper!), my project horse (OTTB ), and my donkey (I just want a donkey). (One day!)
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    • #62
      My fantasies...

      1. Ride a Grand Prix showjumping course
      2. Sit on a school master that knows how to piaffe and passage....and have someone tell me how to do it.
      3. Steeplechase
      4. Foxhunt
      5. Have my own truck and trailer so I can make #4 a reality
      6. Keep my horses in my backyard....need #5 to be able to make emergency trips to the vet

      I really need to win the lottery

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        #63
        Additional fantasies for me:
        • Driving lessons
        • More guts (I'd love to have a velcro seat and nerves of steel!)
        • 27 hour days (I'd spend the extra three riding - and hey, maybe the extra hours would give me the velcro seat in time!)
        My ears hear a symphony of two mules, trains, and rain. The best is always yet to come, that's what they explained to me. —Bob Dylan

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        • #64
          Originally posted by LexInVA View Post
          I want to go camping on horseback. Can't do that here though.
          Seriously?
          Because you don't have horses you think can or???
          I have friends who regularly horsecamp in East Fork:

          http://michigangaitedhorses.tripod.c...0Horse%20Camps

          I'm pretty sure they've been to places in VA as well.

          They are serious campers who do weeks at a time.

          Now for my fantasy:
          Leg up my onceuponatime 3rd level TB and see how far I can take him.
          With both of us nearing senility (he's 26) & serious training 10+ years in our past.....
          Well, you can see why this is a fantasy

          For something a little more realistic, even possible:

          I'd love to retire to a smaller farm - 3 to 5ac - build a house w/3-stall barn attached, perimeter fence the whole shebang and sit on my wraparound porch watching horses graze from wherever I sat.
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          • #65
            Cielo,

            You could spend a lot less but not even notice you'd not left the country if you came to my teacher's for a week..

            to be the exacting, firm but fair, mistress of an english riding school, with about 10 various beautifully-cared for school horses and a beautifully organized tack room - teaching the next generation of riders, giving lots of lunge lessons, and so on. Including a facility with a galloping track all around the perimeter.
            OK, that is my #2 fantasy/goal. I have the land, but not the buildings/track. Halfway to the schoolhorses.
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            • #66
              My fantasy has always been to gallop across a quality golf course on a very fit horse. F-U-N!

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              • #67
                To win an AQHA World Championship and NRHA Year End Title on a horse I bred, raised, and helped train. That's a long way off as I still am showing in green reiner.

                To compete in cutting.

                To be a breeding manager of a top cow horse farm in Texas.

                And somewhere along the way I'd like to find my nerve again and jump a cross country course.
                Only two emotions belong in the saddle: One is a sense of humor. The other is patience.

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                • #68
                  You know...I was just thinking...wouldn't it be cool if we could make little pieces of these come true for each other?

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                  • #69
                    fun thread! ok, here goes...
                    1) foxhunt confidently and with grace and elegance.
                    2) own a medium size farm with views of salt marsh and a salt water bay and grazing horses from every window and with lots of groomed trails and beaches to ride.
                    3) and that property to have several small cottages in which several other fun, solvent horse owners live and we all share the chores and joys of living in such a paradise with our ponies.
                    4) oh, and to not feel fat either.

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                    • #70
                      My fantasies would be:
                      • To be young again and to be able to do the things I used to do without hurting.
                      • Trail ride in the Rocky Mountains.
                      • To have a push-button dressage horse.
                      • To win some in driving competitions this year.
                      • To ride a REALLY GOOD cutting horse.
                      • To go a rodeo every night except just on weekends.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by 2DogsFarm View Post
                        Seriously?
                        Because you don't have horses you think can or???
                        I have friends who regularly horsecamp in East Fork:

                        http://michigangaitedhorses.tripod.c...0Horse%20Camps

                        I'm pretty sure they've been to places in VA as well.

                        They are serious campers who do weeks at a time.
                        By here I meant Northern VA. If I were in TN, I could be at the camping area within an hour and a half if I simply rode through the trails into the park. The closest I could come around here would be what is available out in Shennandoah and I don't have any of my own horses here.
                        Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!

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                        • #72
                          I pretty much have the same 'horse' and 'barn' fantasies that MistyBlue has. My 'riding' fantasy? I don't know - I guess it would be to get back in the show ring and do well. I've already done the WP, dressage, eventing, gaited, Arab things. I'm happy with my beasties. Generally, I'm pretty happy

                          I do have this one "special" fantasy: to watch (a few years from now) a BNT kick butt in the hunter ring at some seriously big show on my (now) almost 2 y.o. Of course, I have great hopes for being successful on him myself, and it's not unreasonable to expect good things from him. It's just that I don't have tons of money, don't know any BNT's, and don't get to the big shows.... That's the one that doesn't really have a basis in reality.
                          Y'all ain't right!

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                          • #73
                            I would love to try reining.
                            I saw the angel in the marble and I set him free. - Michaelangelo

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                            • #74
                              I fantasize about flying cross country or over foxhunting territory on a beautiful Anglo-Arab. With 20 less lbs attached to my tookus.

                              Instead I trot long distance on my short cute little Arab mare, dreaming of jumping more than ditches and downed tree limbs.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by GettingBack View Post
                                You know...I was just thinking...wouldn't it be cool if we could make little pieces of these come true for each other?
                                I was thinking the same things. I saw someone wanting to try to learn SS and was wishing they were near me so I could make that happen. Or someone wanting to ride in a parade, I could help make that happen, too. (or at least give them some guidelines/point them in the right direction).
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                                • #76
                                  Originally posted by cu.at.x View Post
                                  I would love to try reining.
                                  Go to the NRHA website and click on the NRHA Professionals link (under the Programs header). NRHA professionals are listed by state and many give lessons!
                                  Only two emotions belong in the saddle: One is a sense of humor. The other is patience.

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                                  • #77
                                    My secret fantasies include 1) ride cross-country like a fearless jumping machine and 2) ride western like a cowboy. These are both secret because I am soooo far from doing either

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                                    • #78
                                      Nerves of steel.
                                      To have my butt kicked by a dressage instructor
                                      To own an Akhal Teke
                                      To make a living off of retraining OTTB's (let's face it - not gonna happen)
                                      To be magically cured of my back/shoulder/hip issues (if only )
                                      To have fantastic equitation
                                      Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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